Damon Holzborn
@damonholzborn.bsky.social
This is true, but it’s capped at about age 22. After that, any new covers you come across are bad.
Many people don’t know this but the best cover of any given song is whichever version i heard first
January 20, 2026 at 9:40 PM
This is true, but it’s capped at about age 22. After that, any new covers you come across are bad.
🎵Now look at them yo-yo’s, that’s the way you do it
You get your song to play on every meme
That ain’t working, that’s the way you do it
Money for nothing and your streams for free 🎵
You get your song to play on every meme
That ain’t working, that’s the way you do it
Money for nothing and your streams for free 🎵
Aphex Twin overtakes Taylor Swift in monthly YouTube listeners · News ⟋ RA
With an apparent audience of over 400 million, the Cornish producer's 2001 track "QKThr" seems to be behind the virality.
ra.co
January 17, 2026 at 7:37 PM
🎵Now look at them yo-yo’s, that’s the way you do it
You get your song to play on every meme
That ain’t working, that’s the way you do it
Money for nothing and your streams for free 🎵
You get your song to play on every meme
That ain’t working, that’s the way you do it
Money for nothing and your streams for free 🎵
Reposted by Damon Holzborn
I was taught by a mentor long ago to learn the theory, not the tools. Whether it's RGB imaging theory and channel-based math, the foundations of subtractive synthesis, or dynamics processors work, or a martial art, DRILL ON THE FOUNDATIONS.
January 2, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I was taught by a mentor long ago to learn the theory, not the tools. Whether it's RGB imaging theory and channel-based math, the foundations of subtractive synthesis, or dynamics processors work, or a martial art, DRILL ON THE FOUNDATIONS.
Good things come to those who wait.
Dead Kennedys - MTV get off the air - DMPO's on Broadway (1984-06-11)
YouTube video by fofkas
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Good things come to those who wait.
...and the reindeer you rode in on, by Various Artists
25 track album
accretions.bandcamp.com
December 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If Supermassive were a paid plugin, the continuous stream of enhancements to this unique reverb would make it an incredible value. As it turns out, it’s free, so no calculation necessary. Easily one of my favorites.
We've just updated Valhalla Supermassive to 5.0.0. New reverb/echo mode: Sirius!
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Valhalla Supermassive 5.0.0 Update: Sirius! - Valhalla DSP
We have just released the 5.0.0 update of Valhalla Supermassive. The big changes: Previous/next arrows to quickly scroll through the different Modes. This
valhalladsp.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
If Supermassive were a paid plugin, the continuous stream of enhancements to this unique reverb would make it an incredible value. As it turns out, it’s free, so no calculation necessary. Easily one of my favorites.
Reposted by Damon Holzborn
Watching mediocre white dudes fail (or get punched in the face) can be fun, but not when having to deal with them makes life miserable for the rest of us. It's my latest post on Smartypants.
What Those of Us Who Aren't White Dudes Do
Putting up with the mediocrity of these guys is a full-time job
smartypants.substack.com
October 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Watching mediocre white dudes fail (or get punched in the face) can be fun, but not when having to deal with them makes life miserable for the rest of us. It's my latest post on Smartypants.
Reposted by Damon Holzborn
“I’m sorry, but if you contribute nothing of value to a culture — what on earth would make you think you should be in charge of dictating what that culture is and how it is allowed to change and evolve?”
The Right Can Keep Its Raisins Out Of Our Potato Salad, Thank You
They don't contribute to our culture, they don't get to say what it is.
open.substack.com
November 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
“I’m sorry, but if you contribute nothing of value to a culture — what on earth would make you think you should be in charge of dictating what that culture is and how it is allowed to change and evolve?”
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
October 31, 2025 at 10:41 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
Air traffic controllers have the power to end this. Don’t y’all feel a little cough coming on…
October 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Air traffic controllers have the power to end this. Don’t y’all feel a little cough coming on…
I’m not sure I know what a “horn whooping” sounds like, but I promise I’ll get the hell outta here if I hear a loud alarm of any sort.
Cc: @disquiet.bsky.social
Cc: @disquiet.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I’m not sure I know what a “horn whooping” sounds like, but I promise I’ll get the hell outta here if I hear a loud alarm of any sort.
Cc: @disquiet.bsky.social
Cc: @disquiet.bsky.social
Next year the Nobel Peace Prize should go to whoever invented those inflatable costumes.
October 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Next year the Nobel Peace Prize should go to whoever invented those inflatable costumes.
Reposted by Damon Holzborn
Thanks again to @thewomenslist.bsky.social for choosing my pilot PRICELESS as part of their inaugural class!
Priceless – Betsy Nagler
1-Hour Drama @betsynagler.bsky.social
While searching for the legendary Amber Room, Sotheby’s Worldwide Head of Antiquities and her team take on spies, thieves, cutthroat competitors, and personal demons, as they confront the question of who owns history. #TVsky #Scriptsky
1-Hour Drama @betsynagler.bsky.social
While searching for the legendary Amber Room, Sotheby’s Worldwide Head of Antiquities and her team take on spies, thieves, cutthroat competitors, and personal demons, as they confront the question of who owns history. #TVsky #Scriptsky
September 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Thanks again to @thewomenslist.bsky.social for choosing my pilot PRICELESS as part of their inaugural class!
If there’s no cat, it’s just a sparkling convenience store.
September 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If there’s no cat, it’s just a sparkling convenience store.
RFK Jr. is so terrible one trending topic can’t contain him.
September 19, 2025 at 6:26 AM
RFK Jr. is so terrible one trending topic can’t contain him.
Men: I don’t see how that can be the Virgin Mary since I can’t even find her head.
The new statue of the Madonna at Santa Teresa di Gallura is an "abstract of Mary's form" 👀
September 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Men: I don’t see how that can be the Virgin Mary since I can’t even find her head.
Slightly diminish a book:
To Kiss a Mockingbird
To Kiss a Mockingbird
Slightly diminish a book:
Of Mouse and Man
Of Mouse and Man
Slightly diminish a book:
Hitchhikers guide to the solar system
Hitchhikers guide to the solar system
September 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Slightly diminish a book:
To Kiss a Mockingbird
To Kiss a Mockingbird
Now THAT’s inflation.
September 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Now THAT’s inflation.
Bill & Ted are doing Beckett on Broadway!
Waiting for Godot on Broadway | Keanu Reeves & Alex Winter
Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter star in Waiting for Godot on Broadway. Directed by Jamie Lloyd. Previews begin Sept 13 at the Hudson Theatre. Don’t miss it.
godotbroadway.com
August 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Bill & Ted are doing Beckett on Broadway!
Seconded.
Trump should demand that whoever made today’s Wordle be fired.
August 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Seconded.
How much of each day would you guess you spend wondering why you just walked into this room?
August 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
How much of each day would you guess you spend wondering why you just walked into this room?
Why is Chili’s selling Ted Mosby’s boots?
Chili’s has teamed up with Tecovas on a limited-edition line of cowboy boots. The collaboration is a bid to reach a new, more style-conscious consumer as casual dining faces major headwinds.
Why Is a Mid-Tier Restaurant Chain Selling Cowboy Boots?
www.nytimes.com
July 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Why is Chili’s selling Ted Mosby’s boots?
little words — monday a.m.
100/8 = 12.5 [2′30″]
🐇🍒💣🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒
100/8 = 12.5 [2′30″]
🐇🍒💣🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒
little words
no notifications, no achievements, no stats, no streaks. just little words.
littlewords.rustle.works
July 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
little words — monday a.m.
100/8 = 12.5 [2′30″]
🐇🍒💣🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒
100/8 = 12.5 [2′30″]
🐇🍒💣🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒