Dalton Lyle
@daltonlyle.bsky.social
I write doodads because it’s a doodad kind of world.
We all saw ICE murder this man on camera this morning.
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 8:08 PM
We all saw ICE murder this man on camera this morning.
They will try to hide this and spin this. Do not let them.
January 24, 2026 at 5:17 PM
They will try to hide this and spin this. Do not let them.
Planning a Yellowstone camping trip this summer so I can spend the next six months distracting myself from current affairs by being paranoid about getting my shit rocked by a grizzly bear
January 20, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Planning a Yellowstone camping trip this summer so I can spend the next six months distracting myself from current affairs by being paranoid about getting my shit rocked by a grizzly bear
My favorite story ever is Tracey Ullman and Meryl Streep venting about how much they hate Charles Dance and then their plane almost crashes m.youtube.com/watch?v=NRwF...
January 19, 2026 at 4:03 PM
My favorite story ever is Tracey Ullman and Meryl Streep venting about how much they hate Charles Dance and then their plane almost crashes m.youtube.com/watch?v=NRwF...
Reposted by Dalton Lyle
You can just do things if you want to and no one can stop you!!!!!
January 18, 2026 at 1:05 AM
You can just do things if you want to and no one can stop you!!!!!
I really wish I could play Mario Kart with my cats
January 18, 2026 at 4:19 AM
I really wish I could play Mario Kart with my cats
Hey man have you ever considered sending your dumb goons from warmer climates to go terrorize a population that thrives in dangerous winter climates? It definitely worked for Napoleon and Hitler
January 15, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Hey man have you ever considered sending your dumb goons from warmer climates to go terrorize a population that thrives in dangerous winter climates? It definitely worked for Napoleon and Hitler
Only halfway through the first month of 2026
January 14, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Only halfway through the first month of 2026
Why is there such a vociferous backlash against Hamnet? It’s not even overhyped enough to inspire a resentful backlash a la The Piano or The English Patient
There is “inherent kitsch in reducing one of the richest, most intellectually prismatic works in English literature to an instrument of healing,” Justin Chang writes. “What is ‘Hamnet,’ or ‘Hamlet,’ without a little ham?” Read his full review of the film: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/4LfyMu
“Hamnet” Feels Elemental, but Is It Just Highly Effective Grief Porn?
In Chloé Zhao’s film, adapted from Maggie O’Farrell’s novel, the death of a child gives rise to the creation of a literary masterpiece.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
January 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Why is there such a vociferous backlash against Hamnet? It’s not even overhyped enough to inspire a resentful backlash a la The Piano or The English Patient
I frequently think about the time Scott Adams called Black people a hate group, when my experience is they are so kind and compassionate and they’ve looked out for me, a complete stranger, when they didn’t have to. I’m sorry he spent his time in this world clinging to his warped, depressing anger.
January 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I frequently think about the time Scott Adams called Black people a hate group, when my experience is they are so kind and compassionate and they’ve looked out for me, a complete stranger, when they didn’t have to. I’m sorry he spent his time in this world clinging to his warped, depressing anger.
why camera people so mean to big baby nazi man????
January 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
why camera people so mean to big baby nazi man????
I am SO happy for the guy running for his life to our flight which is supposed to depart in five minutes, but then discovered we haven’t even started boarding yet. You enjoy your miracle day, sir!
January 8, 2026 at 12:01 PM
I am SO happy for the guy running for his life to our flight which is supposed to depart in five minutes, but then discovered we haven’t even started boarding yet. You enjoy your miracle day, sir!
My flight to America from Frankfurt leaving me behind
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 PM
My flight to America from Frankfurt leaving me behind
The one week I was in French Polynesia was spent mostly in a state of unhealthy paranoia that I was going to step on this
If you accidentally step on the world’s most venomous fish, the stonefish, it will cause intense, agonizing pain, muscle spasms, shock, tissue death, paralysis, and potential cardiac arrest. 🤕
January 3, 2026 at 12:29 PM
The one week I was in French Polynesia was spent mostly in a state of unhealthy paranoia that I was going to step on this
God bless this movie for introducing me to the Jesus and Mary Chain
Thinking about the totally relatable John Hughes film SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL, in which a teenage boy has to choose between
a) The Hottest Girl On The Planet and
b) The Equally Hottest Girl On The Planet.
a) The Hottest Girl On The Planet and
b) The Equally Hottest Girl On The Planet.
January 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
God bless this movie for introducing me to the Jesus and Mary Chain
I wish more Americans saw the German movie Mephisto, which shows what happens to an artist who is “above” politics, yet sells his soul to fascism
Issa Rae has canceled her sold out performance at the Kennedy Center. Pulitzer Prize winner Rhiannon Giddens, Peter Wolf, Low Cut Connie, and the Gay Men’s Chorus of Washington, D.C., have also canceled. Lin-Manuel Miranda has canceled the entire Kennedy Center run of Hamilton.
December 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I wish more Americans saw the German movie Mephisto, which shows what happens to an artist who is “above” politics, yet sells his soul to fascism
The stern lady at passport control in Germany tried to banter jokingly with me and it came off as absolutely terrifying. Please abandon any hope of becoming a comedian, Fraulein
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 AM
The stern lady at passport control in Germany tried to banter jokingly with me and it came off as absolutely terrifying. Please abandon any hope of becoming a comedian, Fraulein
It’s been a catastrophically depressing nightmare of a year, except when I remember that David Corenswet got rich and famous I get SO happy
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It’s been a catastrophically depressing nightmare of a year, except when I remember that David Corenswet got rich and famous I get SO happy
Why does the entire world have to suffer a downward trajectory into hell because a bunch of freaky powerful dudes have weird sex fantasies
December 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Why does the entire world have to suffer a downward trajectory into hell because a bunch of freaky powerful dudes have weird sex fantasies
Grim. Everything grim. We live in hell.
December 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Grim. Everything grim. We live in hell.
If you’re cold, they’re cold! Bring them inside.
December 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
If you’re cold, they’re cold! Bring them inside.
I am sweating. It is December. Why is there existence.
December 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I am sweating. It is December. Why is there existence.
Going to staple this to the foreheads of everybody who thinks that STEM degrees are God and that the arts and humanities are an afterthought
I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
December 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Going to staple this to the foreheads of everybody who thinks that STEM degrees are God and that the arts and humanities are an afterthought
