Dag
@dagswell.bsky.social
Screaming helpfully into the void.
Denver, CO.
This IS financial advice but it’s bad.
Denver, CO.
This IS financial advice but it’s bad.
fest 36
Metallica and Evanescence captured together in Australia.
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
fest 36
My ancestors communicate with me through wordle each day
November 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My ancestors communicate with me through wordle each day
I’m in that “praying to god for a job phase” and I honestly don’t care about what I feel in the future.
October 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’m in that “praying to god for a job phase” and I honestly don’t care about what I feel in the future.
Please don’t let the Portland frog get milkshake ducked.
October 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Please don’t let the Portland frog get milkshake ducked.
I will find out the way I always do with these things, horny copy pasta the nano second after it’s public.
When it happens, you're probably not even going to learn about it directly before you feel it in the air. You'll just hear car horns and cheering in the streets. You'll feel confused, annoyed. You'll check your phone. Huh, 41 new texts.
October 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I will find out the way I always do with these things, horny copy pasta the nano second after it’s public.
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I don't understand the appeal of chicken wings. Like, here's some spicy bones, you'll need a shower afterwards.
September 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I don't understand the appeal of chicken wings. Like, here's some spicy bones, you'll need a shower afterwards.
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every guy has one drawer that contains 7 years of his personality ❤️
August 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
every guy has one drawer that contains 7 years of his personality ❤️
I mean just look at it.
August 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I mean just look at it.
Celebrated America’s birthday with a mountain lion encounter and a weird hot dog.
July 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Celebrated America’s birthday with a mountain lion encounter and a weird hot dog.
Hot folks and IBS, correlation is not causation.
June 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Hot folks and IBS, correlation is not causation.
legendary reply thread.
Europeans might accidentally watch them out of order.
June 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
legendary reply thread.
If Dr. Strangelove was dumb and poorly written.
June 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
If Dr. Strangelove was dumb and poorly written.
RUBEN’S CUBAN SAVED/RUINED MY LIFE
I don't want to hear about your lost loves, tell me about the restaurant food that haunts you because you'll never be able to taste it again
April 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
RUBEN’S CUBAN SAVED/RUINED MY LIFE
Every stage of grief today
April 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Every stage of grief today
Toy Sun
Hound Moon
Non-Sporting Rising
Hound Moon
Non-Sporting Rising
April 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Toy Sun
Hound Moon
Non-Sporting Rising
Hound Moon
Non-Sporting Rising
Your neighborhood Chinese takeout portions are divinely inspired for you personally.
Do not interfere with the communication of god by not eating the entirety of the lunch special.
Do not interfere with the communication of god by not eating the entirety of the lunch special.
March 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Your neighborhood Chinese takeout portions are divinely inspired for you personally.
Do not interfere with the communication of god by not eating the entirety of the lunch special.
Do not interfere with the communication of god by not eating the entirety of the lunch special.
Activism works. They brought it back. Don’t give up.
March 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Activism works. They brought it back. Don’t give up.
Hell yeah… maybe.
One year to go!
Project Hail Mary, adapted from the novel by Andy Weir (The Martian) and directed by Phil Lord & Christopher Miller, will be released on March 20, 2026. Filming wrapped last October.
This encounter between two very different species could become a great sci-fi movie. 🤞
Project Hail Mary, adapted from the novel by Andy Weir (The Martian) and directed by Phil Lord & Christopher Miller, will be released on March 20, 2026. Filming wrapped last October.
This encounter between two very different species could become a great sci-fi movie. 🤞
March 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Hell yeah… maybe.
I’m always saying this and I had no idea what it was from
March 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I’m always saying this and I had no idea what it was from
Moby Dick II: Stepwhale Stuck in Dryer
February 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Moby Dick II: Stepwhale Stuck in Dryer
Put Bananas in your Garden and Just Watch. Just watch the bananas. Do not look away from the bananas. Once you’ve put bananas in your garden you cannot do anything but watch. You will cut off all communication and relationships to watch the bananas. Your life will come to an end as you watch the ban
February 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Put Bananas in your Garden and Just Watch. Just watch the bananas. Do not look away from the bananas. Once you’ve put bananas in your garden you cannot do anything but watch. You will cut off all communication and relationships to watch the bananas. Your life will come to an end as you watch the ban