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Boner of a Lonely Mart
@dade.bsky.social
A creachur and a feature
gay area, CA
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"You have to watch the dosage"
October 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
thanksgiving is the best holiday fr
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Finally got this month’s Panorama, shot by @ohoat.bsky.social, and friends it is so good—the pics are great and that 944 is as close to perfect as you could want it to be. Look at those seats, my god
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Hold music
November 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
actual footage from inside my brain
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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mfw i want attention 🥺
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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happy whatever the fuck day it is
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Saw Stereophonic at the Orpheum and it is essentially a play about this
not to post motivational platitudes but i think about this one basically every single day
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Every Kennedy gets worse and this one fully aims to kill us all www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
The Most Powerful Man in Science
Why is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. so convinced he’s right?
www.theatlantic.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 AM
he just like me fr
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
unintentionally got the Tenacious D order at jack in the box
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 AM
telegram please fix sticker search on Mac it's been over a year and every time I wanna send a sticker I gotta pull out my phone
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
today in enshitification I have to make an account to continue using my vacuum cleaner
November 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Back on my bullshit once again (sifting though ebay in search of the sickest 70s cafe racer jacket)
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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pineeeeeeeeeeeee marteeeeeeeeen
November 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
boy i am just deep into oversharing season tbh
November 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
watched a basketball game the other night and fully enjoyed it and am having the slightest identity crisis at having enjoyed watching a sport
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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December 1, 2024 at 12:51 PM
How many babyfurs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Depends
November 21, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
i dont really have nightmares but i constantly have airport dreams where i’m late to a flight or forgot my passport or the security line is long or im going to miss a connection or
November 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
get you a man who freaks for you like this perfect little man does for a european compact
But then he falls in love with it and wants to mate with it.
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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This meme features the wrong marten so I fixed it (only beech martens 'like' cars)
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 AM
(extremely non-problem to have but) it drives me nuts how pervasive the anti-PhD bias is in software engineering, like it’s just assumed that if you have a phd you don’t know how to build things for real
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 AM