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dade.bsky.social
Boner of a Lonely Mart
@dade.bsky.social
A creachur and a feature
gay area, CA
today in enshitification I have to make an account to continue using my vacuum cleaner
November 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
my white whale
November 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
not to post motivational platitudes but i think about this one basically every single day
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
evergreen political compass
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
got woke up at 8 on the dot to the sound of sledgehammers removing my sidewalk
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
dude how do you know so many people
November 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
October 31, 2025 at 9:02 AM
bye bitch 👋
October 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
you vs the boy he says not to worry about
October 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
hi it’s me your friend inside the computer

v much thanks to @biggreenlzrd.bsky.social and @theroguez.bsky.social, i love i love i love <3
October 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
god what the fuck are you talking about apple I’m on 4.5 hours of sleep again and want to die
October 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
October 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
have you ever wanted to burn a water
October 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
RIP to an absolute beast of a cat. I love the fuck out of you and I’ll see you in Valhalla buddy
October 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I got fucked over on pay and promotion at work yesterday and today is this mood eternal
October 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
also i’ve had this poster pinned up on my bedroom wall for seriously 23 years
October 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
🍼 🦦
📸 @akkodoggo.bsky.social
October 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
facebook ai asking the real questions
October 3, 2025 at 5:26 AM
“we have iphone 17 pro at home”
the iphone 17 pro at home:
September 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
somebody do this to me
September 16, 2025 at 9:40 AM
size diff
August 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
artifacts from the home lands
August 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
flying north into a 1am sunrise
August 8, 2025 at 7:59 AM
we live so large here
August 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
yo check out my sixteen fucking dollar sandwich at seatac
August 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM