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Anastasia Beaverhausen.
@cynicallee.bsky.social
Life is a catwalk, so put your best foot forward and pound that bitch!

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Private accounts and circles would slap so hard.
this is why I wish we have private accounts.
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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@moderation.bsky.app aye big dawg, we have a problem and their name is Yuri. She is infiltrated every Black account on this app and it needs to be fucking fixed immediately.

I should have to block damn near 30 bots of the same name. Fix it, please and thank you.
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Not only can I not stop replaying it, my brain also told me “slow it down for maximum effect.”

I’m never seeing the pearly gates atp. 🤣🤣
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I say this with love, but you ponks (and Nai) really do know how to build community over here.
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November 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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I was in a toxic, unhealthy ass long-term relationship and that changed the game for me.

I do want romantic love and partnership but BABY?! It has to be HEALTHY. I’m not tryna waste time with the wrong niggas no more; I’d rather stay single.
Stop telling yourself that it's better to be in a toxic relationship than to be alone.

Being in an unhealthy relationship is the loneliest place you can be.
November 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Sister, push a button and end all this shit because clearly you’re running the world over there.
Spent the weekend upgrading the workspace in my home office!!! 😍😍

Them: What do you do for work??

Me: I be trapping 👌🏾
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
@profanity.accountant do tell, please
November 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
These are facts… unless our iron is low 😭😭😭
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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more flirting. more PDA. more open expressions of pleasure and love. MORE.
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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If you are intelligent, come see me.
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It’s not that I like cussing people out. I just get overstimulated quickly, and my mouth turns viscous.
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Me anytime I encounter a man that’s height-challenged:
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November 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Sometimes I hate that I’m attracted to intelligent, well mannered men that know their worth.

It makes it difficult for me to have my way.
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Buckle up then buttercup because we freezing currently 😭😭
Excited about moving back to the east coast this week. However, I’m not ready for the cold weather 😩
November 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I love the fact that my neighbor can’t even hide the fact that he’s smitten by me. Every time I speak to him, his face lights up.
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
You can pop up all you want, but you won’t get in. I’ll tell you that.
Don’t pop up at my house. Ever.
11. What is an unwritten rule when dating you?
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I just walked into a house where they had a double-deep fryer going at full speed…

Mind you, I JUST got out of the shower. Now I smell like fucking grease!
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
All the Brandon’s are so cute and tiny 🥹
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I always see y’all talking about climbing trees, but has anyone ever climbed a 6’3”, 225lb mountain of a man??
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November 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
If they thought Charlotte was a tough crowd, they’re in for a treat when they get to the Bull City. 🤭
Multiple sources have confirmed that ICE/Border Patrol is headed back to the Raleigh and Durham areas for undefined deportation actions. We've heard 50 ICE agents, charter flights and hotels booked for all of them in the Raleigh area.

Let us know what you hear.
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Raleigh/Durham!!!! 🚨
Multiple sources have confirmed that ICE/Border Patrol is headed back to the Raleigh and Durham areas for undefined deportation actions. We've heard 50 ICE agents, charter flights and hotels booked for all of them in the Raleigh area.

Let us know what you hear.
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I know my best friend hates her family, because why they still invite me to family functions knowing we aren’t speaking.

Her great aunt gon tell me I was the best thing that ever happened to her niece. 🤭
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This is like that time somebody on Twitter said they order wings on the first date to judge how they eat them.

Both are horrible ideas for me. I get nervous, and I have anxiety. Plus, my brain is decades old at this point, and let’s not forget all the reefer I inhale.
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Hey, you said it!
November 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM