Anastasia Beaverhausen.
@cynicallee.bsky.social
Life is a catwalk, so put your best foot forward and pound that bitch!
🖤✊🏾🏳️🌈♑️
🖤✊🏾🏳️🌈♑️
Not only can I not stop replaying it, my brain also told me “slow it down for maximum effect.”
I’m never seeing the pearly gates atp. 🤣🤣
I’m never seeing the pearly gates atp. 🤣🤣
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Not only can I not stop replaying it, my brain also told me “slow it down for maximum effect.”
I’m never seeing the pearly gates atp. 🤣🤣
I’m never seeing the pearly gates atp. 🤣🤣
She has her own album inside of my reaction meme/gif folder 🤭
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
She has her own album inside of my reaction meme/gif folder 🤭
Smh, I think it’s time I get you a leash and collar
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Smh, I think it’s time I get you a leash and collar
In the words of Salt-N-Pepa: Whatta man, whatta man, whatta might good man 🙂↕️
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
In the words of Salt-N-Pepa: Whatta man, whatta man, whatta might good man 🙂↕️
Love you, mean it 😘
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Love you, mean it 😘
What’s it called if I want as many boyfriends as I desire, but they’re not allowed to have other boyfriends?
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
What’s it called if I want as many boyfriends as I desire, but they’re not allowed to have other boyfriends?
This string of words isn’t registering in my frontal lobe.
November 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
This string of words isn’t registering in my frontal lobe.
Not to much on the almond milk.
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Not to much on the almond milk.
Do I need to call up the judge and have you sent back to that “special” place again??
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Do I need to call up the judge and have you sent back to that “special” place again??
The truth hurts, babe.
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The truth hurts, babe.
Neverrrrr ages!!
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Neverrrrr ages!!
I love when y’all geezers remind me of how young I am because what is this????
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I love when y’all geezers remind me of how young I am because what is this????
Heaux!! (Gender neutral)
Make some noise if you been feelin’ like a bad bitch all gotdamn day!! ✨
Make some noise if you been feelin’ like a bad bitch all gotdamn day!! ✨
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Heaux!! (Gender neutral)
Make some noise if you been feelin’ like a bad bitch all gotdamn day!! ✨
Make some noise if you been feelin’ like a bad bitch all gotdamn day!! ✨
My tribe 🫱🏽🫲🏾
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My tribe 🫱🏽🫲🏾
You want us to sing it unseasoned like the colonizers?
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
You want us to sing it unseasoned like the colonizers?
Act tough, get ya man’s fucked 🙃
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Act tough, get ya man’s fucked 🙃
A thieving serial killer in disguise?!
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 AM
A thieving serial killer in disguise?!
Egg nog?? So you’re a serial killer in disguise?
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Egg nog?? So you’re a serial killer in disguise?
They ain’t even worth the energy.
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
They ain’t even worth the energy.
Somebody come fluff this mf, please 👉🏾👈🏾
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Somebody come fluff this mf, please 👉🏾👈🏾