Anastasia Beaverhausen.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen.
@cynicallee.bsky.social
Life is a catwalk, so put your best foot forward and pound that bitch!

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November 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Fair question, because what kind of statement is that to make 🤣🤣
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Very much that! 😭😭😭

I put on a full performance because I was NOT staying in that place!
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 AM
But I had to let them people know that I did not belong there and I was not gonna be treated like a common criminal 😭
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
DUI, don’t drink and drive, kids.

Trust me that Uber/Lyft is cheaper than the fines and insurance premiums.
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
If nothing else, Ima make sure we laugh!

Fun fact: the one time I went to jail, the staff thanked me for my comedic relief after I was released. 😭
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Yet another example of how unserious I am 😭😭
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
That’s just pure gluttony! 😭
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November 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
My pleasure 😉
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
She has her own album inside of my reaction meme/gif folder 🤭
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Pink for sure, green turned out to be an added bonus.
November 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I love that for you
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November 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Of course you are smh 🤦🏾‍♂️
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Smh, I think it’s time I get you a leash and collar
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
(You ain’t wrong 😮‍💨) but that’s not the point! Do better!!
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
None! The whore of Babylon ain’t got shit on him.
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Have you no shame?! I can’t even turn my back for one second and here you are making rounds!
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM