🤖CyberCrump🌆
@cybercrump.bsky.social
Glitching around. Say hello! I may respond.
Chinese traditional folk music, tea and barmbrack with peanut butter. This is the order of the day.
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Chinese traditional folk music, tea and barmbrack with peanut butter. This is the order of the day.
New Order’s ‘Ceremony’ is getting me but good this evening. 🥹
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
New Order’s ‘Ceremony’ is getting me but good this evening. 🥹
Rounding out Sunday evening with Front 242, tea and The Great Gallumphus. Eyes tired. 🥱
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Rounding out Sunday evening with Front 242, tea and The Great Gallumphus. Eyes tired. 🥱
Managed to get out of a nightmare by saying, ‘Yeah? How about, checking out.’ Woke up physically saying the words. Goodbye, basement thing in the sketchy apartment building.
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Managed to get out of a nightmare by saying, ‘Yeah? How about, checking out.’ Woke up physically saying the words. Goodbye, basement thing in the sketchy apartment building.
Apparently anxiety & depression were untreated ADHD.
Got assessed, have meds, suddenly way easier to regulate CyberCrump.exe.
End transmission.
Got assessed, have meds, suddenly way easier to regulate CyberCrump.exe.
End transmission.
November 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Apparently anxiety & depression were untreated ADHD.
Got assessed, have meds, suddenly way easier to regulate CyberCrump.exe.
End transmission.
Got assessed, have meds, suddenly way easier to regulate CyberCrump.exe.
End transmission.
This one’s called Run.
All, I, am is a system
Spinning out reel in a process
But ain’t it so good when the math maths
When the sweet soars, why the sour scars
All, I, am is a system
Spinning out reel in a process
But ain’t it so good when the math maths
When the sweet soars, why the sour scars
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This one’s called Run.
All, I, am is a system
Spinning out reel in a process
But ain’t it so good when the math maths
When the sweet soars, why the sour scars
All, I, am is a system
Spinning out reel in a process
But ain’t it so good when the math maths
When the sweet soars, why the sour scars
A wee bit emotionally fried today. Hoping for rest and hugs later.
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
A wee bit emotionally fried today. Hoping for rest and hugs later.
They played Siouxsie, The Dark, 45 Grave, Alien Sex Fiend, Skeletal Family and Bauhaus all in a row. Jaysus, that’s some endurance building fun…
November 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
They played Siouxsie, The Dark, 45 Grave, Alien Sex Fiend, Skeletal Family and Bauhaus all in a row. Jaysus, that’s some endurance building fun…
End of the night for us, going to pick up sustenance for the sprog because he’s ensconced in his lair and hasn’t nommed yet. Very pleasant evening, plenty of people arrived as things went on. Organisers lovely, clientele ver’ nass.
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
End of the night for us, going to pick up sustenance for the sprog because he’s ensconced in his lair and hasn’t nommed yet. Very pleasant evening, plenty of people arrived as things went on. Organisers lovely, clientele ver’ nass.
Early evening at Goth of rhe Dead, not dead yet.
November 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Early evening at Goth of rhe Dead, not dead yet.
Old man goth rides again. At Ludology in town before Goth of the Dead event on the large back patio.
November 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Old man goth rides again. At Ludology in town before Goth of the Dead event on the large back patio.
Last night’s interactions.
Them: ‘Are you a person or an animatronic?’ Me: ‘A person? I don’t have the budget for that!’
Them: ‘Are you using a voice changer?’ Me: ‘No, I’m from the UK.’
Them: ‘The scariest part of this is that you’re British.’ Me: ‘I am? Goodness, what will my wife think!’
Them: ‘Are you a person or an animatronic?’ Me: ‘A person? I don’t have the budget for that!’
Them: ‘Are you using a voice changer?’ Me: ‘No, I’m from the UK.’
Them: ‘The scariest part of this is that you’re British.’ Me: ‘I am? Goodness, what will my wife think!’
November 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Last night’s interactions.
Them: ‘Are you a person or an animatronic?’ Me: ‘A person? I don’t have the budget for that!’
Them: ‘Are you using a voice changer?’ Me: ‘No, I’m from the UK.’
Them: ‘The scariest part of this is that you’re British.’ Me: ‘I am? Goodness, what will my wife think!’
Them: ‘Are you a person or an animatronic?’ Me: ‘A person? I don’t have the budget for that!’
Them: ‘Are you using a voice changer?’ Me: ‘No, I’m from the UK.’
Them: ‘The scariest part of this is that you’re British.’ Me: ‘I am? Goodness, what will my wife think!’
Ready for visitors…
October 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Ready for visitors…
This year I am using a tiny bit of my brain to think ahead, so I made this for later tonight. Now the various ghosts and goblins turning up won't waste their time.
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 PM
This year I am using a tiny bit of my brain to think ahead, so I made this for later tonight. Now the various ghosts and goblins turning up won't waste their time.
If do not want TMI, do not read on.
Cramping of the perineal musculature after the sneeze. That's a thing, apparently.
Body, what the f*ck?!?
Cramping of the perineal musculature after the sneeze. That's a thing, apparently.
Body, what the f*ck?!?
October 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If do not want TMI, do not read on.
Cramping of the perineal musculature after the sneeze. That's a thing, apparently.
Body, what the f*ck?!?
Cramping of the perineal musculature after the sneeze. That's a thing, apparently.
Body, what the f*ck?!?
Reposted by 🤖CyberCrump🌆
It seems some people haven't caught up, but Capitalism is simply Feudalism where 'magic blood' has been replaced by imaginary 'hard work'.
And instead of titles they have numbers.
And instead of titles they have numbers.
October 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM
It seems some people haven't caught up, but Capitalism is simply Feudalism where 'magic blood' has been replaced by imaginary 'hard work'.
And instead of titles they have numbers.
And instead of titles they have numbers.
Building a ballroom, huh? Dances and parties while everything around is going to shit? Yeah, alright.
a man in a red robe is standing next to a man in a black robe in a dark room .
Alt: Vincent Price as both Prince Prospero and The Red Death, in The Masque of the Red Death.
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Building a ballroom, huh? Dances and parties while everything around is going to shit? Yeah, alright.
Tiny little rant time. Hey very new goths? Baby bats? Blend the white foundation into your neck. You’re not trying for French mime.
JUST BLEND IT INTO YOUR 🤬 NECK!
…okay, I’m good now.
JUST BLEND IT INTO YOUR 🤬 NECK!
…okay, I’m good now.
October 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Tiny little rant time. Hey very new goths? Baby bats? Blend the white foundation into your neck. You’re not trying for French mime.
JUST BLEND IT INTO YOUR 🤬 NECK!
…okay, I’m good now.
JUST BLEND IT INTO YOUR 🤬 NECK!
…okay, I’m good now.
Reposted by 🤖CyberCrump🌆
A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A story in three parts
Me, getting cat food out: okay guys, this'll be ready in a moment.
The Great Gallumphus 🐈⬛: IF I LICK THE CUPBOARDS AND THE STOVE, THE FOOD WILL ARRIVE.
Me: What is wrong with you, get away from there...
The Great Gallumphus 🐈⬛: YOU SHALL NOT THWART ME! HAVE AT THEE!
Me: ...fine, you're a wizard.
The Great Gallumphus 🐈⬛: IF I LICK THE CUPBOARDS AND THE STOVE, THE FOOD WILL ARRIVE.
Me: What is wrong with you, get away from there...
The Great Gallumphus 🐈⬛: YOU SHALL NOT THWART ME! HAVE AT THEE!
Me: ...fine, you're a wizard.
October 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Me, getting cat food out: okay guys, this'll be ready in a moment.
The Great Gallumphus 🐈⬛: IF I LICK THE CUPBOARDS AND THE STOVE, THE FOOD WILL ARRIVE.
Me: What is wrong with you, get away from there...
The Great Gallumphus 🐈⬛: YOU SHALL NOT THWART ME! HAVE AT THEE!
Me: ...fine, you're a wizard.
The Great Gallumphus 🐈⬛: IF I LICK THE CUPBOARDS AND THE STOVE, THE FOOD WILL ARRIVE.
Me: What is wrong with you, get away from there...
The Great Gallumphus 🐈⬛: YOU SHALL NOT THWART ME! HAVE AT THEE!
Me: ...fine, you're a wizard.
This one’s called Two of Skies. Might be a song.
Building my hand from the card I dealt myself
Tarot transformed to numbers and suits and every one wild
A pack or a herd, gathered and flickering in and out of wealth
A game of patience for a solitaire among solitaires, a child
Building my hand from the card I dealt myself
Tarot transformed to numbers and suits and every one wild
A pack or a herd, gathered and flickering in and out of wealth
A game of patience for a solitaire among solitaires, a child
October 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This one’s called Two of Skies. Might be a song.
Building my hand from the card I dealt myself
Tarot transformed to numbers and suits and every one wild
A pack or a herd, gathered and flickering in and out of wealth
A game of patience for a solitaire among solitaires, a child
Building my hand from the card I dealt myself
Tarot transformed to numbers and suits and every one wild
A pack or a herd, gathered and flickering in and out of wealth
A game of patience for a solitaire among solitaires, a child
This article helped me understand things a bit.
The odd, complicated history of Canadian Thanksgiving - Macleans.ca
Canada and America may argue over who was the first to hold a harvest festival, but both countries' approaches to the national holiday are similar
macleans.ca
October 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This article helped me understand things a bit.
I done cooked breakfast and it didn’t even burn. What is happening. 😱
October 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I done cooked breakfast and it didn’t even burn. What is happening. 😱
Reposted by 🤖CyberCrump🌆
A man gets a blowjob from a trans woman and his friends make fun of him so he goes to the police to claim she lied about being a woman. She was convicted of sexual assault and sentenced to nearly 2 years in prison because of a man's shame.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Thornaby transgender woman jailed for deception sex assault
Ciara Watkin's victim says he would not have agreed to sex had he known she was biologically male.
www.bbc.com
October 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
A man gets a blowjob from a trans woman and his friends make fun of him so he goes to the police to claim she lied about being a woman. She was convicted of sexual assault and sentenced to nearly 2 years in prison because of a man's shame.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...