🤖CyberCrump🌆
@cybercrump.bsky.social
Glitching around. Say hello! I may respond.
Rounding out Sunday evening with Front 242, tea and The Great Gallumphus. Eyes tired. 🥱
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Rounding out Sunday evening with Front 242, tea and The Great Gallumphus. Eyes tired. 🥱
End of the night for us, going to pick up sustenance for the sprog because he’s ensconced in his lair and hasn’t nommed yet. Very pleasant evening, plenty of people arrived as things went on. Organisers lovely, clientele ver’ nass.
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
End of the night for us, going to pick up sustenance for the sprog because he’s ensconced in his lair and hasn’t nommed yet. Very pleasant evening, plenty of people arrived as things went on. Organisers lovely, clientele ver’ nass.
Early evening at Goth of rhe Dead, not dead yet.
November 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Early evening at Goth of rhe Dead, not dead yet.
Old man goth rides again. At Ludology in town before Goth of the Dead event on the large back patio.
November 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Old man goth rides again. At Ludology in town before Goth of the Dead event on the large back patio.
Ready for visitors…
October 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Ready for visitors…
Got this on my sweater today. Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Got this on my sweater today. Happy Halloween!
This year I am using a tiny bit of my brain to think ahead, so I made this for later tonight. Now the various ghosts and goblins turning up won't waste their time.
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 PM
This year I am using a tiny bit of my brain to think ahead, so I made this for later tonight. Now the various ghosts and goblins turning up won't waste their time.
Easy there, chap. See these? Is that what you're thinking of? If yes, you have won at the game of 'Is it a crumpet'. If not, it may be the lager that has led you astray.
October 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Easy there, chap. See these? Is that what you're thinking of? If yes, you have won at the game of 'Is it a crumpet'. If not, it may be the lager that has led you astray.
An Italian more worthy than Chrissy boy? Easy peasy.
October 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
An Italian more worthy than Chrissy boy? Easy peasy.
The RPG version goes a little something like this.
October 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The RPG version goes a little something like this.
I have the same make... mine's the great gallumphus model.
September 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I have the same make... mine's the great gallumphus model.
For all those who are having a bit of a shocker...
September 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
For all those who are having a bit of a shocker...
I don't just get verbal abuse. My hands get grabbed and then licked, the kitchen cupboards get licked, the stove gets licked, every frickin' thing in reach gets licked.
It's this guy doing the licking. The others yell, and sometimes the old one gently slaps you.
I don't recommend my 'hotel.'
It's this guy doing the licking. The others yell, and sometimes the old one gently slaps you.
I don't recommend my 'hotel.'
July 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I don't just get verbal abuse. My hands get grabbed and then licked, the kitchen cupboards get licked, the stove gets licked, every frickin' thing in reach gets licked.
It's this guy doing the licking. The others yell, and sometimes the old one gently slaps you.
I don't recommend my 'hotel.'
It's this guy doing the licking. The others yell, and sometimes the old one gently slaps you.
I don't recommend my 'hotel.'
Getting the old brain back into first gear to work on this (see image), for the Mothership sci-fi horror RPG. Physical layout not too hard. Should be straightforward right up until the brainweasels get involved.
Literally.
Literally.
July 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Getting the old brain back into first gear to work on this (see image), for the Mothership sci-fi horror RPG. Physical layout not too hard. Should be straightforward right up until the brainweasels get involved.
Literally.
Literally.
Was kinder to myself than usual and despite a rough day, got exercise done. 😑
July 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Was kinder to myself than usual and despite a rough day, got exercise done. 😑
Gallumphus saw him, apparently *did not recognise* the cat who only moments before was his porch buddy, and attacked the window.
WHUD.
Never change, big floofy loon.
WHUD.
Never change, big floofy loon.
July 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Gallumphus saw him, apparently *did not recognise* the cat who only moments before was his porch buddy, and attacked the window.
WHUD.
Never change, big floofy loon.
WHUD.
Never change, big floofy loon.
Basement mogs - Alder and Hawthorn (the Great Gallumphus).
July 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Basement mogs - Alder and Hawthorn (the Great Gallumphus).
I know you can't see this but the someone you're talking about's take on things gave me the cat's-bum-has-just-been-used-to-take-its-temperature face of utter disdain.
This one.
This one.
July 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I know you can't see this but the someone you're talking about's take on things gave me the cat's-bum-has-just-been-used-to-take-its-temperature face of utter disdain.
This one.
This one.
I feel optimistic that this evening there will be cat cuddles with the Great Gallumphus.
June 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I feel optimistic that this evening there will be cat cuddles with the Great Gallumphus.
Count Gallumphus awakens on a bed of his native soil… er… throw rug.
June 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Count Gallumphus awakens on a bed of his native soil… er… throw rug.
Hoping to get back here again some time, and stand inside the hollow (but still living) oaks at Bradgate Park.
April 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hoping to get back here again some time, and stand inside the hollow (but still living) oaks at Bradgate Park.
I love it! My wife has a pair of these toy hands, and we have the Great Gallumphus aka Hawthorn (pictured). I find it a great injustice that it is not reasonable for me to just bunk off work and go home and find the cat and the hands and take a picture immediately...
April 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I love it! My wife has a pair of these toy hands, and we have the Great Gallumphus aka Hawthorn (pictured). I find it a great injustice that it is not reasonable for me to just bunk off work and go home and find the cat and the hands and take a picture immediately...
‘Sir, the enemy is in range of our cat!’ ‘Make ready, fire the Great Gallumphus!’ *MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW* 💥
March 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
‘Sir, the enemy is in range of our cat!’ ‘Make ready, fire the Great Gallumphus!’ *MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW* 💥