🤖CyberCrump🌆
@cybercrump.bsky.social
Glitching around. Say hello! I may respond.
Well, that'll do it.
You got me, Bob. You got me good. Oof. 🥺 I haven't seen it yet but I'm not the type that minds spoilers.
Going to grab some tea now.
You got me, Bob. You got me good. Oof. 🥺 I haven't seen it yet but I'm not the type that minds spoilers.
Going to grab some tea now.
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Well, that'll do it.
You got me, Bob. You got me good. Oof. 🥺 I haven't seen it yet but I'm not the type that minds spoilers.
Going to grab some tea now.
You got me, Bob. You got me good. Oof. 🥺 I haven't seen it yet but I'm not the type that minds spoilers.
Going to grab some tea now.
Damn my hallucinating brain!
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Damn my hallucinating brain!
Remember that time you subbed in for the right leg on Voltron?
Yeah. That. That did it. I don't make the rules.
Yeah. That. That did it. I don't make the rules.
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Remember that time you subbed in for the right leg on Voltron?
Yeah. That. That did it. I don't make the rules.
Yeah. That. That did it. I don't make the rules.
Learned to fly in one of those. First lesson? How to gently bank right in a circle so the instructor could watch the Nottingham Forest soccer match.
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Learned to fly in one of those. First lesson? How to gently bank right in a circle so the instructor could watch the Nottingham Forest soccer match.
And it is because I can imagine this, voice and all, that I curse you. Eww! 🫣
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
And it is because I can imagine this, voice and all, that I curse you. Eww! 🫣
I had Tyrannix! Distinct memories of how he slotted together. Oof, I’m fuggin’ ancient…
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I had Tyrannix! Distinct memories of how he slotted together. Oof, I’m fuggin’ ancient…
*broad Yorkshire accent* DOES YER MEOWTH NEED ‘IS BALLS OFF THEN, LOVE?
…I’ll get me coat.
…I’ll get me coat.
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
*broad Yorkshire accent* DOES YER MEOWTH NEED ‘IS BALLS OFF THEN, LOVE?
…I’ll get me coat.
…I’ll get me coat.
What, no foreword by Rob Liefeld?
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
What, no foreword by Rob Liefeld?
Why you stand behind me and ask me if this are good place to hide?
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Why you stand behind me and ask me if this are good place to hide?
How dare you! You dare how! ...yes, you find. Hmph. You go hide. I count to... many.
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
How dare you! You dare how! ...yes, you find. Hmph. You go hide. I count to... many.
Caveman voice: WHAT ARE LOCK? HOW IT DO? THINK MAKE BRAIN HURT!
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Caveman voice: WHAT ARE LOCK? HOW IT DO? THINK MAKE BRAIN HURT!
I have enjoyed it, and I thank you. Pantsless Man, borrowing the abilities of... literally any animal, none of them wear pants.
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I have enjoyed it, and I thank you. Pantsless Man, borrowing the abilities of... literally any animal, none of them wear pants.
Thank you missus! 🙂
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Thank you missus! 🙂
See, the, next iteration
Flipping their switch and the lights on
I hope that they all saw the last glow
Just the whisper, carry me on
Regulate system
Process feed
Sever connection
Archive need
Flipping their switch and the lights on
I hope that they all saw the last glow
Just the whisper, carry me on
Regulate system
Process feed
Sever connection
Archive need
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
See, the, next iteration
Flipping their switch and the lights on
I hope that they all saw the last glow
Just the whisper, carry me on
Regulate system
Process feed
Sever connection
Archive need
Flipping their switch and the lights on
I hope that they all saw the last glow
Just the whisper, carry me on
Regulate system
Process feed
Sever connection
Archive need
I’ve, had, time just to process
Winding back far through the system
And taste it can change on a knife edge
On the low count, on the high roll
Winding back far through the system
And taste it can change on a knife edge
On the low count, on the high roll
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I’ve, had, time just to process
Winding back far through the system
And taste it can change on a knife edge
On the low count, on the high roll
Winding back far through the system
And taste it can change on a knife edge
On the low count, on the high roll
And, when, time comes to log off
Tripping the breaker and spool down
I gave it my all from the get go
Had the gutter, held the night stars
Regulate system
Process feed
Sever connection
Archive need
Tripping the breaker and spool down
I gave it my all from the get go
Had the gutter, held the night stars
Regulate system
Process feed
Sever connection
Archive need
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
And, when, time comes to log off
Tripping the breaker and spool down
I gave it my all from the get go
Had the gutter, held the night stars
Regulate system
Process feed
Sever connection
Archive need
Tripping the breaker and spool down
I gave it my all from the get go
Had the gutter, held the night stars
Regulate system
Process feed
Sever connection
Archive need
Fucker probably thinks miasma's actually a thing.
November 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Fucker probably thinks miasma's actually a thing.