Anyway. I hate the phrase "no human artist would do this" because in the long-run, I think that has more potential to damage real humans than it does AI. Humans paint weird fucked up objects and they paint perfect recreations, too. Neither of these characteristics are inherently human.

Why does the turkey drumstick just kind of form out of the top of the breast like a tumor instead of being connected to a thigh?

Two pepper grinders? Maybe Nonna and Poppas ashes so they can join the dinner?

Everyone's silverware is upside down with the handles pointing towards the center of the table. Either that, or the only silverware they've been provided is one butter knife each.

What is wrong with all the silverware? Between the two-tined fork and sword combo and the weird palate knife/tiny pie spatula, I dunno what any of this is.

Ok, one amorphous blob could be cranberry jelly, I guess. But the yellow one? The fuck is that? And why is it in a giant glass teacup. And why is there a spoon, kind of hovering over it?

My favorite Thanksgiving side dish: Spheres of varying size.

Is this just a plate of whole celery with leaves? Or maybe 6 pieces of long stem broccoli? And are those just whole cucumbers behind it?

Except

Wow, that's almost everyone!

This is another tactic of theirs because they know that most people will just be happy with free money, and won't argue. We sent a response and quickly got a response that they were sending the rest of the money. British Airways saves millions every year by just hoping people won't know the law.

We put in our request for the money yesterday, though, and this morning they responded that they were transferring £350 each to our bank account and closing the file. But they only counted one flight instead of the full trip's length. You're only entitled to £520 if the journey is over 3500km.

Be suspicious because there's a UK law that says they owe you up to £520 per person if a delay is their fault. They don't want you upset at them and googling, so they blindside you with superb customer service to keep you happy. They make you think, "Well, the delay sucks, but they really care!"

I love that there's a whole genre of hungover people waking up to 9/11 and not understanding it.

I know this one. There's a game called Rock, Paper, Scissors, and if you're playing that, paper actually beats rock.

This changes nothing.