(cutaia)
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Local indie/alternative artist out of Denver. Learn absolutely nothing at cutaia.net
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/34QEXPEWiAXgkr5905Exux?si=PA9ccsYFScWz6xMzwaBD1g
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/34QEXPEWiAXgkr5905Exux?si=PA9ccsYFScWz6xMzwaBD1g
Been scrambling to figure out what to do with my fuckin' e-mail account since I just found out yesterday that Google is killing pop3 accounts in the Gmail ecosystem.
January 28, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Been scrambling to figure out what to do with my fuckin' e-mail account since I just found out yesterday that Google is killing pop3 accounts in the Gmail ecosystem.
Why the fuck do so many websites hide the "login" button these days? I'm sick of going to a site I haven't been on in awhile and having to fuckin' hunt for it because their main page is just full of 4 different "signup" and "join" links instead. 😭
January 27, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Why the fuck do so many websites hide the "login" button these days? I'm sick of going to a site I haven't been on in awhile and having to fuckin' hunt for it because their main page is just full of 4 different "signup" and "join" links instead. 😭
Can we just find Mr. Beast in the Epstein Files or something, so I can stop having to see his dumb face everywhere?
January 27, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Can we just find Mr. Beast in the Epstein Files or something, so I can stop having to see his dumb face everywhere?
Saw this in a vintage 80s/90s store.
January 26, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Saw this in a vintage 80s/90s store.
The most boring trope in superhero movies is, "The bad guy has the exact same powers, so we don't have to hear nerds bitch about any perceived power imbalance."
January 26, 2026 at 4:34 PM
The most boring trope in superhero movies is, "The bad guy has the exact same powers, so we don't have to hear nerds bitch about any perceived power imbalance."
It always cracks me up when people say shit like, "Oh, your robot vacuum and Wi-Fi router are giving the government the layout to your home" because mother fucker, have you not heard of blueprints?
January 21, 2026 at 6:59 AM
It always cracks me up when people say shit like, "Oh, your robot vacuum and Wi-Fi router are giving the government the layout to your home" because mother fucker, have you not heard of blueprints?
The worst thing about "Gulf of America" has been watching the America-First-God-Bless-America-Keep-America-Great-Again crowd fall all over themselves trying to explain that America is actually the name of the continent.
January 21, 2026 at 12:51 AM
The worst thing about "Gulf of America" has been watching the America-First-God-Bless-America-Keep-America-Great-Again crowd fall all over themselves trying to explain that America is actually the name of the continent.
Last night we went out Aurora hunting. Didn't end up seeing anything, but while we sat at Lake Sterling, stargazing, Quin mentioned how close we were to Nebraska on the map. She thought it would be funny if we went there on a whim, and who am I to disagree? So we did.
January 20, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Last night we went out Aurora hunting. Didn't end up seeing anything, but while we sat at Lake Sterling, stargazing, Quin mentioned how close we were to Nebraska on the map. She thought it would be funny if we went there on a whim, and who am I to disagree? So we did.
When I hear people randomly bring up the Mercator projection in discussions about Greenland, it always honestly just seems like *they* actually just learned about it.
January 20, 2026 at 8:46 PM
When I hear people randomly bring up the Mercator projection in discussions about Greenland, it always honestly just seems like *they* actually just learned about it.
Just learned the Portuguese word for Trillions, and could only think of this.
January 20, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Just learned the Portuguese word for Trillions, and could only think of this.
Just saw someone recommend Deezer as an "ethical" alternative to Spotify, and as someone who had a lot of songs removed from Deezer because they consider small artists to just be clutter that doesn't make them enough money:
Fuck Deezer.
Fuck Deezer.
January 19, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Just saw someone recommend Deezer as an "ethical" alternative to Spotify, and as someone who had a lot of songs removed from Deezer because they consider small artists to just be clutter that doesn't make them enough money:
Fuck Deezer.
Fuck Deezer.
Hot?
"I have no mouth and I must scream"... ok, use your butt?
January 18, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Hot?
The new Cavetown album reminds me a lot of Self.
January 18, 2026 at 3:48 AM
The new Cavetown album reminds me a lot of Self.
I don't really care about what's in the food pyramid, because I already cook every meal with a whole stick of butter. So, it doesn't really surprise me that someone would recommend adjusting amounts of things.
What's absurdly annoying, though, is the concept of making the pyramid "upside down."
What's absurdly annoying, though, is the concept of making the pyramid "upside down."
January 15, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I don't really care about what's in the food pyramid, because I already cook every meal with a whole stick of butter. So, it doesn't really surprise me that someone would recommend adjusting amounts of things.
What's absurdly annoying, though, is the concept of making the pyramid "upside down."
What's absurdly annoying, though, is the concept of making the pyramid "upside down."
What a fuckin' photo!
January 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM
What a fuckin' photo!
Oh, thanks Bandcamp. I hadn't thought of that. I'll get right on it.
January 14, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Oh, thanks Bandcamp. I hadn't thought of that. I'll get right on it.
Fascism loves it when the other side turns real, provable stories into even more shocking stories that can absolutely not be proven.
January 13, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Fascism loves it when the other side turns real, provable stories into even more shocking stories that can absolutely not be proven.
Found some even earlier film of mine. New York, NY. August 21st, 1996
January 12, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Found some even earlier film of mine. New York, NY. August 21st, 1996
Yo, anyone notice that as soon as pet insurance became popular, suddenly vet bills are fucking astronomical?
January 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Yo, anyone notice that as soon as pet insurance became popular, suddenly vet bills are fucking astronomical?
Rounding out the end of my 2001 road trip: Grand Canyon, palm trees in front of my childhood home in Vegas, Hoover Dam, and Avenida Revolución in Tijuana.
January 10, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Rounding out the end of my 2001 road trip: Grand Canyon, palm trees in front of my childhood home in Vegas, Hoover Dam, and Avenida Revolución in Tijuana.
Holy fuck, this KiNG MALA cover of Toxic is so fuckin' cool.
January 10, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Holy fuck, this KiNG MALA cover of Toxic is so fuckin' cool.
My family, this Christmas, sat around calling Alec Baldwin a murderer with their only reasoning being, "The first rule of guns is you never point a gun at a person." There isn't a camera angle in existence that's going to convince these people to drop the dumbass "domestic terrorist" shit.
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
My family, this Christmas, sat around calling Alec Baldwin a murderer with their only reasoning being, "The first rule of guns is you never point a gun at a person." There isn't a camera angle in existence that's going to convince these people to drop the dumbass "domestic terrorist" shit.
2001: White Sands, Chiricahua, Saguaro, Joshua Tree.
January 9, 2026 at 4:16 PM
2001: White Sands, Chiricahua, Saguaro, Joshua Tree.
Imagine a Republican going back in time 15 years and explaining to their past self that actually the tree-hugging, sissy, fairies are super scary, violent, dangerous, domestic terrorists...especially the girly boys!
January 9, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Imagine a Republican going back in time 15 years and explaining to their past self that actually the tree-hugging, sissy, fairies are super scary, violent, dangerous, domestic terrorists...especially the girly boys!