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Local indie/alternative artist out of Denver. Learn absolutely nothing at cutaia.net

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/34QEXPEWiAXgkr5905Exux?si=PA9ccsYFScWz6xMzwaBD1g
Why does the turkey drumstick just kind of form out of the top of the breast like a tumor instead of being connected to a thigh?
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Two pepper grinders? Maybe Nonna and Poppas ashes so they can join the dinner?
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Everyone's silverware is upside down with the handles pointing towards the center of the table. Either that, or the only silverware they've been provided is one butter knife each.
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
What is wrong with all the silverware? Between the two-tined fork and sword combo and the weird palate knife/tiny pie spatula, I dunno what any of this is.
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Ok, one amorphous blob could be cranberry jelly, I guess. But the yellow one? The fuck is that? And why is it in a giant glass teacup. And why is there a spoon, kind of hovering over it?
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
My favorite Thanksgiving side dish: Spheres of varying size.
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Is this just a plate of whole celery with leaves? Or maybe 6 pieces of long stem broccoli? And are those just whole cucumbers behind it?
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
People love zooming in on AI art and saying, "No human artist would do this," but have you ever zoomed in on human art with the same level of suspicion? Because what the fuck is going on with this table of food?
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Finishing putting our groceries in the trunk today, and a dude comes up and asks if he can take my empty cart. I was like, "Oh sure." Then he hands me this saying, "Happy Thanksgiving." So, if I end up on someone's YouTube video, let me know.
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Flight 2025-43. RDU-DEN. Almost done with flights for the year. I get a break for the next month, so I'm really fucking hoping I can finish the album in that time. 🤞
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Of course we went Aurora hunting out east the last two nights. Couldn't believe how bright it was at its peak. Less movement than 2024, but such vibrant colors.
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Flight 2025-42. DEN-RDU. Heading to North Carolina to see some of Autty's family. Weird to not have all our heavy camera stuff on the plane for once. Actually got to stretch my legs a little even.
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Flight 2025-41. JFK-DEN. Another flight thankfully free from shutdown hassles. Special shout-out to the 4am journey through the late night subway schedule of Brooklyn, though.
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
We need to get our airport workers paid, yes, but as an example of how fear gets amplified online, here's someone telling everyone to be terrified because the TSA's carelessness led to them bringing an item on a plane that *checks TSA's website* she's allowed to have on a plane.
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Enjoyed Central Park a bit while Autumn had a meeting.
November 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Some cool pieces we saw at The Met. Sad that art museums always have such limited photography collections, but what they *did* have there was pretty phenomenal.
November 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Made Autumn take me to the Little Island yesterday, 'cause I dunno...I just think it's neat.
November 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Sunset from our hotel in Brooklyn before heading over to Bushwick for chopped cheese and kava.
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Other sights from the flight. Circle plots and windmills in Kansas, a rival plane over the Wanaque Reservoir, and of course, Central Park.
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Flight 2025-40. DEN-JFK. For my 40th flight of the year, managed to fly without any real delays or issues today, so that's nice (even if it was a bit too turbulent for my taste).
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Shots from last night's Sub Urban show at Globe Hall. Funny kid, that one.
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Found this:
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM