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Aurelia
@cursesaway.bsky.social
https://thepapergirl.ca

Ontario girl whose soul longs for the sea... or a possum at the keyboard. Sells old postcards and screams for no reason.

Aurelia Baelsar on Balmung. Matowa on Wyrmrest Accord. Aurelia Lucius in Star Trek Online. Etc, etc.
Pinned
Vintage ephemera & postcard reseller. Eventual antiques appraiser.

Website: thepapergirl.ca
eBay store: www.ebay.ca/str/thepaper...
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are you a pervert hedonist and want to be covered in what? Well, get your partner a Valentine's Day gift with the cumstack:

1000mg L-Arginine 2/day
100mg Pygeum 2/day
15-50mg zinc daily (high doses cause flu-like symptoms)
1200mg Sunflower lecithin 2/day
200mcg selenium 2/day
you all want to be covered in HOW MUCH? filthy GREEDY hedonists, the lot of you
February 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
All I know about what I want to actually do for a job is:

- no phone calls with customers
- emails with customers are fine
- i do my job with no or minimal supervision
- remote work

So probably freelancing lol
February 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Lady with the small dog in the stroller, you CAN and SHOULD let the person with their hands full of grocery bags go through the narrow passage between cars and building first. Asshole.
February 13, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Somebody sending a counter offer like "well I will have to pay Canadian taxes so at this price it will cost me $20"

I do not care. No.
February 13, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Tiny screamy
February 13, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Oh, lmao, whoops
February 13, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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In today's "things I covet" 👇

Metal and leather straight-back dresser trunk, c.1890. It converted from steamer trunk to dresser so the traveler was not required to unpack.
February 13, 2026 at 1:04 PM
"proship DNI" "antiship DNI"

Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean—
February 13, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Working in Sebright and living in [HELL] doesn't give me any options for places to swing by for a treat, alas.
February 13, 2026 at 1:34 AM
.......................... WHAT.
February 13, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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Poor Hound had a cyst removed and is now wearing the Cone of Shame.

HOUND: SORROW
ME: It’s…ah…not that bad?
HOUND: WOE
ME: It’s a fashion accessory? For very beautiful hounds?
HOUND: *walks into corner and is trapped like a lost Roomba*
ME: Oh dear…
HOUND: NO ONE HAS SUFFERED LIKE HOUND SUFFERS NOW
February 13, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Chicago PD Hank Voight is looking more and more grandpa as the season wears on
February 13, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Awwwww
February 13, 2026 at 12:09 AM
February 13, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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If you'll pardon me I'm going to go find a nice abandoned copper mine and fling myself down the shaft.
wouldn't mind trying a "kurachino" — cappuccino inside a rotisserie chicken -- but how do i fit it into my car's cup holder? any ideas from you kurachino lovers out there?
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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From folkloric wonder to fungal horror, these species remind us that love takes many forms – some gross, some gorgeous, all fascinating.

Read here the full article! www.rom.on.ca/magazine/lov...
Love and Fungi
From folkloric wonder to fungal horror, these species remind us that love takes many forms – some gross, some gorgeous, all fascinating.
www.rom.on.ca
February 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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How. many. times. do we have to experiment with this until people accept that UBI is good, actually, and solves a lot of the problems they love to bitch about?
"By the end of the two-year period, 94% of participants reported they were housed."

A million pilot programs show the same thing: when people are given enough money to afford housing, homelessness ends.

Other supports matter, but housing comes first. Not policing. Not moralizing. Homes.
Homeless Oregon youth got $1,000 a month for two years. Most found housing after • Oregon Capital Chronicle
Oregon is the second of its kind in the nation to implement the direct cash transfer program after New York City.
oregoncapitalchronicle.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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Does a pittance sound like a good thing? No? What if it was eels?

Pittances were extra food, paid for by donations, that monks got to help them pray for patrons. In the 13th C, a standard pittance at Westminster Abbey was 2 soles, or 1.5 plaice, or 6 eels.

Bring me my pittance!
🗃️🧪
February 12, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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how to survive super mario brothers with holodeck safeties off
February 12, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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The SAVE Act would require Americans to show a passport or birth certificate in person just to register to vote.

Millions of Americans don’t have access to these documents. This is voter suppression, plain and simple.

Call your senators to urge them to vote no: (202) 224-3121
February 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM