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Charlie Sweatpants
@csweatpants.bsky.social
Used to blog about Simpsons; made this account to follow Michigan sports after Twitter died; steadily following more accounts (migrated or not) in other nerdy subjects.

Rarely posts, often favs, if I added you to a list it means I like your posts. he/him
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Dan Campbell’s reading glasses remind me of Homer’s little reading glasses
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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A cold northwest wind flows over the Sea of Japan creating dancing cloud streets.
December 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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🧵🧪For #AntarcticaDay here are a few photos from my last visit, on RV Polarstern three years ago. At the end of that trip I didn't know when or if I would return. Now I have a plan to return this season - watch this space.
This is also a timely opportunity for me to post a reminder -
December 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
One of the prettiest games I've ever attended, took me three hours to warm up when I got home, and the real winner on the day was powdered hot chocolate.

Now let us never speak of it again.
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Ready to add to this today
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Big day
November 29, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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"NOW, WHO WANTS TO DO A LITTLE CONFESSING?"
when you're the pope they let you do this
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Batfish commonly float through the water at an angle, doing a very good job of mimicking dead mangrove leaves. Mangrove leaves aren't particularly tasty, so the batfish gets left in peace
4/6
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa9F...
A Fish that looks like a Leaf !!
YouTube video by OceanVizion
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
24 hours to go. Time for some mood music.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSbA...
Michigan vs Ohio State - Sicario Entrance
YouTube video by Go Blue Beat ohio
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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“Now here comes the barbaric finale.”
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Another fucking Wednesday...
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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It is a shame that Brazil’s judges are so activist that none of them stepped in to change the laws for Jair Bolsonaro.

by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh)
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Peter Thiel be like
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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To the patrons complaining about the "werewolf" roaming our golf course: it is far more likely that you were simply attacked by a wild dog.
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Does your morning include the compound word 'turkey-cock'?

It does now!
Why do we call it a 'turkey'?
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Today on the MHC:

1898: Charles Widman breaks free on a 65-yard run that allowed the Wolverines to take down Chicago 12-11 and claim the title "Champions of the West".

In honor of the win, Louis Elbel will compose "The Victors," dubbed the "best college march ever written" by John Philip Sousa.
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Love me a good Sad Jerry pic
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Today on the Michigan History Calendar:
1887 - Michigan 8, Notre Dame 0 (Notre Dame Game 1)

1968 - #2 Ohio State 50, #4 Michigan 14 (because I couldn't go for three)

1991 - #4 Michigan 31, #18 Ohio State 3 (Hello Heisman)

1996 - #21 Michigan 13, #2 Ohio State 9 (the original 13-10)
a football player wearing a number 5 jersey is being tackled by another player
Alt: One man.........Goodbye.........Hello Heisman!
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Oh well, eat shit anyway, technofascit U
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Four in a row is still good, Bears.
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
ACC camera work made me think Stanford wasn't going to score there until about a half second before they did.

Ugh
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This looks even till you get to the fumbles, but I'd also like you to know that ALL of those Cal first downs came in the first half.

They have not moved the sticks in an hour and a half.
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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We’re so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight
And we would especially like to welcome all of the representatives of the Illinois Law enforcement community, who have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call Gitchee-Gumee
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM