Sam
@cstyson.bsky.social
“Sir, this is an Arby’s”
Once booted from the hell site because my governor had a side piece and I had jokes. A chapter of my life story is chronicled in legal textbooks.
I’m just praying for the lord to deliver me from these pick sixes.
📍Charleston
Once booted from the hell site because my governor had a side piece and I had jokes. A chapter of my life story is chronicled in legal textbooks.
I’m just praying for the lord to deliver me from these pick sixes.
📍Charleston
If you started Puka Nacua on your fantasy team tonight, you’re having the best night ever
December 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
If you started Puka Nacua on your fantasy team tonight, you’re having the best night ever
This Rams-Seahawks game is insane
December 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
This Rams-Seahawks game is insane
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David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
December 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
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Next week on CBS with Bari:
Women. Are they the problem?
Women. Are they the problem?
December 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Next week on CBS with Bari:
Women. Are they the problem?
Women. Are they the problem?
So… the speech went well? Hahahahaha
December 18, 2025 at 10:41 AM
So… the speech went well? Hahahahaha
No one:
Me: *sneezes for 10 minutes*
Me: *sneezes for 10 minutes*
December 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
No one:
Me: *sneezes for 10 minutes*
Me: *sneezes for 10 minutes*
The Chiefs are fucking cursed, bruh
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The Chiefs are fucking cursed, bruh
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House Republicans were forced on Wednesday to cancel an upcoming vote on the SCORE Act, a controversial piece of legislation backed by President Donald Trump that would give a sweetheart deal to college sports leagues at the expense of players.
House GOP forced to cancel vote on new Trump bill
House Republicans were forced on Wednesday to cancel an upcoming vote on the SCORE Act, a controversial piece of legislation backed by President Donald Trump that would give a sweetheart deal to college sports leagues at the expense of players.According to Punchbowl News' Jake Sherman, Republicans l...
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December 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
House Republicans were forced on Wednesday to cancel an upcoming vote on the SCORE Act, a controversial piece of legislation backed by President Donald Trump that would give a sweetheart deal to college sports leagues at the expense of players.
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🚨BREAKING🚨
Pop artist Sabrina Carpenter CALLED OUT the White House for the use of one of her songs as “evil and disgusting”.
Watch Greg Gutfeld and other Faux News ghouls freak out about it👇
Pop artist Sabrina Carpenter CALLED OUT the White House for the use of one of her songs as “evil and disgusting”.
Watch Greg Gutfeld and other Faux News ghouls freak out about it👇
December 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
🚨BREAKING🚨
Pop artist Sabrina Carpenter CALLED OUT the White House for the use of one of her songs as “evil and disgusting”.
Watch Greg Gutfeld and other Faux News ghouls freak out about it👇
Pop artist Sabrina Carpenter CALLED OUT the White House for the use of one of her songs as “evil and disgusting”.
Watch Greg Gutfeld and other Faux News ghouls freak out about it👇
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Take a stand, Nancy
December 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Take a stand, Nancy
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I think voters will be surprised how quickly our state can turn around once the GOP is out of power
SC must flip the gop to become part of the solution, not the problem.
December 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I think voters will be surprised how quickly our state can turn around once the GOP is out of power
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NEW VIDEO: We uncovered footage showing Pete Hegseth in 2016 saying the military won’t follow unlawful orders — the same point he has recently criticized Democrats, including Sen. Mark Kelly, for making - and which Trump has said is punishable by death.
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
NEW VIDEO: We uncovered footage showing Pete Hegseth in 2016 saying the military won’t follow unlawful orders — the same point he has recently criticized Democrats, including Sen. Mark Kelly, for making - and which Trump has said is punishable by death.
Whether it's here or LinkedIn or TikTok or Facebook, I see some truly sad-looking plates of food some of y'all claim to be proud of. But it got me thinking...
That colloquial phrase, "once you go black, you never go back," is about holiday meals at black family gatherings, isn't it?
That colloquial phrase, "once you go black, you never go back," is about holiday meals at black family gatherings, isn't it?
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Whether it's here or LinkedIn or TikTok or Facebook, I see some truly sad-looking plates of food some of y'all claim to be proud of. But it got me thinking...
That colloquial phrase, "once you go black, you never go back," is about holiday meals at black family gatherings, isn't it?
That colloquial phrase, "once you go black, you never go back," is about holiday meals at black family gatherings, isn't it?
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This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
The coaching for this stage crowd for this halftime show is so bad I almost think it's a Sora video
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The coaching for this stage crowd for this halftime show is so bad I almost think it's a Sora video
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DeVonta Smith caught this 😱
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
DeVonta Smith caught this 😱
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Too late. Marco Rubio already spilled the truth. The so called peace plan was Russia’s wish list, not something the US drafted. He’s trying to walk it back but the damage is done.
He’s scrambling.
He’s scrambling.
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Too late. Marco Rubio already spilled the truth. The so called peace plan was Russia’s wish list, not something the US drafted. He’s trying to walk it back but the damage is done.
He’s scrambling.
He’s scrambling.
Why is the head of the FBI spending so much time cosplaying as Tom Haverford?
Kristi Noem and Kash Patel were out last night enjoying the Las Vegas F1 race at taxpayers’ expense. This is exactly the kind of fraud, waste, and abuse that deserves a full investigation.
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Why is the head of the FBI spending so much time cosplaying as Tom Haverford?
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I saw a lot of people send the original article my way, which i did not share because it seemed like obvious bullshit. Now that has been shown to be true. I know people are worried about AI stuff, but try to be a bit more careful about what's real and what's not.
If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I saw a lot of people send the original article my way, which i did not share because it seemed like obvious bullshit. Now that has been shown to be true. I know people are worried about AI stuff, but try to be a bit more careful about what's real and what's not.
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Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
Ahhh yes, AI doing AI things. Tempted to get into an existential discussion with the definition of “today” with it
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Ahhh yes, AI doing AI things. Tempted to get into an existential discussion with the definition of “today” with it
They tiled everything... the floors, the walls, the ceiling. Everything.
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
They tiled everything... the floors, the walls, the ceiling. Everything.
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Whether it’s Barack Obama, appearing in a tan suit or Donald Trump appearing 1700 times in Jeffrey Epstein‘s emails, both presidents made some highly controversial appearances.
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Whether it’s Barack Obama, appearing in a tan suit or Donald Trump appearing 1700 times in Jeffrey Epstein‘s emails, both presidents made some highly controversial appearances.
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It hasn't been confirmed who 'Bubba' is; however, it is the nickname of former President Bill Clinton who had a decades long close relationship to both Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump.
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
It hasn't been confirmed who 'Bubba' is; however, it is the nickname of former President Bill Clinton who had a decades long close relationship to both Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump.
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10th-Grade Prodigy Studying Mathematics At 10th-Grade Level https://theonion.com/10th-grade-prodigy-studying-mathematics-at-10th-grade-l-1819577209/
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
10th-Grade Prodigy Studying Mathematics At 10th-Grade Level https://theonion.com/10th-grade-prodigy-studying-mathematics-at-10th-grade-l-1819577209/