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crystalpepsi.bsky.social
Rick
@crystalpepsi.bsky.social
Ladies and gentlemen of the class of 2025: wear sunscreen

woodworker, sci-fi & fantasy enjoyer, Tottenham/SF Giants/Niners/Warriors fan, some-nonsense guy.

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HHH: “but did you finish the match?”
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
That’s Avery Jessup in North Korea
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
an AI can’t pronounce Szoboszlai either
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
There’s a little Irish/English import shop next to a bar I used to frequent and damn a couple sausage rolls hit hard
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’ve had a key lime La croix and hated it so I’m basing my pie opinion on that
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
He’d have been the one who shot Kennedy from the storm drain in Dealey Plaza
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Assbot hails from Flavor Country
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It’s summer in Australia so they won’t see this because they’re all off getting eaten by sharks and beaten up by kangaroos
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
We paid cleaners to come every three weeks because fuck that.
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
During our sojourn to Portland, I wanted a three car garage so that I could have two of the car spaces for my woodshop. Only option was 3.5k sf. Just an absurd house that we barely used most of. Now back in a 1500 or so flat, and it’s perfect for us. Feels so much more normal.
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
4000 sqft is an insane amount of house. No one needs that much house.
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I know what most of these words mean individually but not as a collective
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I would also submit Jack Daniels. It is an insult to the very concept of whiskey.
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I also agree with you about scotch. But then again I drank fernet for a decade solid so I’m throwing from a glass house
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM