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Rick
@crystalpepsi.bsky.social
Ladies and gentlemen of the class of 2025: wear sunscreen

woodworker, sci-fi & fantasy enjoyer, Tottenham/SF Giants/Niners/Warriors fan, some-nonsense guy.

he/him
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“You will be visited by three spirits:”

The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You mean Uncle Robert?
November 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
[showing a screenshot of the tweet to my confused tattoo artist] fuck me up fam
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
And I hope when you think of me years down the line
You cant find one good thing to say
And I hope that if I found the strength to walk out
Youd stay the hell out of my way
I am drowning
There is no sign of land
You are coming down with me
Hand in unlovable hand
And I hope you die
I hope we both die
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Lmao
November 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
These are my sons, Gombus and Michael
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Oh fuuuuuuuuck you pal
November 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Fucks to a Yeti. This is the only cooler you ever need.
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Alright that’s enough of that
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social hey man what the fuck is this. How are you this big of a mark
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Ok
November 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
All regulations are written in blood. Or vomit.
November 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
We are so taken by your
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Seeing the mask history at the hall of fame was a trip
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM