Calm Catman
@crystalmeh.bsky.social
The formerly Rude Catman that is much calmer (beelzedub chess and Valo stream guy)
Anyone else get northernlion instead of northern lights? He called me 14 and started singing “Kobe Shimbum Hai” to the tune of Havana by Camila Cabello.
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Anyone else get northernlion instead of northern lights? He called me 14 and started singing “Kobe Shimbum Hai” to the tune of Havana by Camila Cabello.
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did you know the Mountain Goats have a new album out today and you can buy it or stream it and dance to it in your living room or while driving or on the subway and it's a whole vibe? well now you know that 30tgrs.ffm.to/ttfafpb
The Mountain Goats - Through This Fire Across from Peter Balkan
Choose your preferred music service
30tgrs.ffm.to
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
did you know the Mountain Goats have a new album out today and you can buy it or stream it and dance to it in your living room or while driving or on the subway and it's a whole vibe? well now you know that 30tgrs.ffm.to/ttfafpb
I think the next thing is humans just start walking on their hands and feet because who cares anymore
October 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I think the next thing is humans just start walking on their hands and feet because who cares anymore
There’s always going to be a Will Klein or a Mike Carp or a Joel Zumaya. I just need you to WAKE UP
#worldseries
#worldseries
October 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
There’s always going to be a Will Klein or a Mike Carp or a Joel Zumaya. I just need you to WAKE UP
#worldseries
#worldseries
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A 15-inning game sucks. This needs to get to 18 or 19 to be cool again. The specter of Ohtani ditching his start tomorrow and coming into pitch needs to be brought into play
October 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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This game is what I imagine the tail end of burning man would be like #worldseries
October 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
This game is what I imagine the tail end of burning man would be like #worldseries
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JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
November 10, 2024 at 6:22 PM
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
What a game. Wish I had a dog in the fight. I like Ohtani because he looks like he could’ve been a Japanese Professional Wrestler and I mean that with all due respect.
October 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
What a game. Wish I had a dog in the fight. I like Ohtani because he looks like he could’ve been a Japanese Professional Wrestler and I mean that with all due respect.
RIP Iceland
The discovery of three Culiseta annulata mosquitoes was confirmed this week by the Natural Science Institute of Iceland, which said the mosquitoes likely arrived by freight.
Iceland reports the presence of mosquitoes for the first time, as climate warms
The discovery of three Culiseta annulata mosquitoes was confirmed this week by the Natural Science Institute of Iceland, which said the mosquitoes likely arrived by freight.
n.pr
October 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
RIP Iceland
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U.S. chess grandmaster Daniel Naroditsky died this week at age 29. Former world champion Vladimir Kramnik had accused Naroditsky, among others, of cheating in the sport. n.pr/477aKFJ
Chess body investigating ex-world champion who accused Daniel Naroditsky of cheating
U.S. chess grandmaster Daniel Naroditsky died this week at age 29. Former world champion Vladimir Kramnik had accused Naroditsky, among others, of cheating in the sport.
n.pr
October 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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RIP Danya
Tragic news as Daniel Naroditsky, the popular U.S. grandmaster, commentator, creator, educator, and author, unexpectedly passed away on Sunday at the age of only 29. www.chess.com/news/view/gr...
Grandmaster Daniel Naroditsky Passes Away At 29
GM Daniel Naroditsky, the popular U.S. grandmaster, commentator, creator, educator and author, tragically passed away on Sunday at the age of only 29.
www.chess.com
October 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
RIP Danya
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Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.
October 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.
This is me now. This is what I have decided to look like.
October 14, 2025 at 7:46 AM
This is me now. This is what I have decided to look like.
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This is an exact encapsulation of why I moved to Bluesky.
No amount of handwringing in the Atlantic about how I owe some eternal Promethean suffering to the discourse is going to make me stay on a site I hate, that stopped doing anything for me professionally years ago.
No amount of handwringing in the Atlantic about how I owe some eternal Promethean suffering to the discourse is going to make me stay on a site I hate, that stopped doing anything for me professionally years ago.
October 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
This is an exact encapsulation of why I moved to Bluesky.
No amount of handwringing in the Atlantic about how I owe some eternal Promethean suffering to the discourse is going to make me stay on a site I hate, that stopped doing anything for me professionally years ago.
No amount of handwringing in the Atlantic about how I owe some eternal Promethean suffering to the discourse is going to make me stay on a site I hate, that stopped doing anything for me professionally years ago.
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I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
October 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
The crazier part is that he’s still using the “crooked election” line. Like, what?
Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."
October 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The crazier part is that he’s still using the “crooked election” line. Like, what?
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hey man did you know your boss asked trump to have the army come disappear people off the street here
October 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
hey man did you know your boss asked trump to have the army come disappear people off the street here
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One hour until the debut of Bad Pedophile.
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
October 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
One hour until the debut of Bad Pedophile.
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I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts.
October 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts.
*from so far back in the room that no one is sure what I’m saying*
do the jelly bean joke i r l
do the jelly bean joke i r l
October 6, 2025 at 7:27 AM
*from so far back in the room that no one is sure what I’m saying*
do the jelly bean joke i r l
do the jelly bean joke i r l
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I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power
October 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power
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October 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
All we have to do is something. Kick the zips. Let a captured hand grab you. Tell people around you what is happening. Tell them how to help.
This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
October 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
All we have to do is something. Kick the zips. Let a captured hand grab you. Tell people around you what is happening. Tell them how to help.