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Calm Catman
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The formerly Rude Catman that is much calmer (beelzedub chess and Valo stream guy)
Anyone else get northernlion instead of northern lights? He called me 14 and started singing “Kobe Shimbum Hai” to the tune of Havana by Camila Cabello.
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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did you know the Mountain Goats have a new album out today and you can buy it or stream it and dance to it in your living room or while driving or on the subway and it's a whole vibe? well now you know that 30tgrs.ffm.to/ttfafpb
The Mountain Goats - Through This Fire Across from Peter Balkan
Choose your preferred music service
30tgrs.ffm.to
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I think the next thing is humans just start walking on their hands and feet because who cares anymore
October 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
There’s always going to be a Will Klein or a Mike Carp or a Joel Zumaya. I just need you to WAKE UP

#worldseries
October 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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A 15-inning game sucks. This needs to get to 18 or 19 to be cool again. The specter of Ohtani ditching his start tomorrow and coming into pitch needs to be brought into play
October 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
This game is what I imagine the tail end of burning man would be like #worldseries
October 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
November 10, 2024 at 6:22 PM
What a game. Wish I had a dog in the fight. I like Ohtani because he looks like he could’ve been a Japanese Professional Wrestler and I mean that with all due respect.
October 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
RIP Iceland
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Oct 24
The discovery of three Culiseta annulata mosquitoes was confirmed this week by the Natural Science Institute of Iceland, which said the mosquitoes likely arrived by freight.
Iceland reports the presence of mosquitoes for the first time, as climate warms
The discovery of three Culiseta annulata mosquitoes was confirmed this week by the Natural Science Institute of Iceland, which said the mosquitoes likely arrived by freight.
n.pr
October 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
RIP Danya
October 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.
October 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This is me now. This is what I have decided to look like.
October 14, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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This is an exact encapsulation of why I moved to Bluesky.

No amount of handwringing in the Atlantic about how I owe some eternal Promethean suffering to the discourse is going to make me stay on a site I hate, that stopped doing anything for me professionally years ago.
October 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
October 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
October 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The crazier part is that he’s still using the “crooked election” line. Like, what?
Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."
October 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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hey man did you know your boss asked trump to have the army come disappear people off the street here
October 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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One hour until the debut of Bad Pedophile.
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
October 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts.
October 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
*from so far back in the room that no one is sure what I’m saying*

do the jelly bean joke i r l
October 6, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power
October 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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October 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
All we have to do is something. Kick the zips. Let a captured hand grab you. Tell people around you what is happening. Tell them how to help.
This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
October 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM