Calm Catman
@crystalmeh.bsky.social
The formerly Rude Catman that is much calmer (beelzedub chess and Valo stream guy)
Anyone else get northernlion instead of northern lights? He called me 14 and started singing “Kobe Shimbum Hai” to the tune of Havana by Camila Cabello.
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Anyone else get northernlion instead of northern lights? He called me 14 and started singing “Kobe Shimbum Hai” to the tune of Havana by Camila Cabello.
This is me now. This is what I have decided to look like.
October 14, 2025 at 7:46 AM
This is me now. This is what I have decided to look like.
Buckle up your labubus
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
September 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Buckle up your labubus
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
I don’t know if she was more excited to cook or be photographed as a cook. I think both.
September 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I don’t know if she was more excited to cook or be photographed as a cook. I think both.
I have too many. I speak in riddles because of this site.
![Good Kyle
@KyleMcDowell86 said-
[wakes up with a hangover] uhh what happened last night
[Carrot Top in bed beside me] Good morning [Me] Carrot Top my love, what happened](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:obv3mjlinooeheehzdudkavm/bafkreih57em4i6gh2m3m4ls4d2sra2t25utaxeh37wkpttaueaqof7zn2u@jpeg)
August 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I have too many. I speak in riddles because of this site.
“Can you describe the men who did this to you?”
[Me with a glowing frog for a hand]:
[Me with a glowing frog for a hand]:
August 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
“Can you describe the men who did this to you?”
[Me with a glowing frog for a hand]:
[Me with a glowing frog for a hand]:
A lean morning ft @themountaingoats.bsky.social and a college radio station recording of slayer from new years 1984. These should be sold as a package deal.
July 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
A lean morning ft @themountaingoats.bsky.social and a college radio station recording of slayer from new years 1984. These should be sold as a package deal.
Yall FW the drip? Used record stores have the best T-Shirts.
June 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Yall FW the drip? Used record stores have the best T-Shirts.
June 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Yall ever finish a good run and feel like bootin up some male belt warm-up vocal exercises.
June 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Yall ever finish a good run and feel like bootin up some male belt warm-up vocal exercises.
This is a world record in this category. Any%. We used to play 4 player and the fourth controller was the racing wheel that came with some 64 racing game possibly San Francisco Rush and I was the littlest crappliest kid so I had to play with the wheel and could Any% a clean 30 with it.
June 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
This is a world record in this category. Any%. We used to play 4 player and the fourth controller was the racing wheel that came with some 64 racing game possibly San Francisco Rush and I was the littlest crappliest kid so I had to play with the wheel and could Any% a clean 30 with it.
I have a few @tylerturnbullart.bsky.social prints but this is my favorite.
June 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I have a few @tylerturnbullart.bsky.social prints but this is my favorite.
No thoughts until they’re hungry…
May 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
No thoughts until they’re hungry…
I hope this cat finds you well
May 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I hope this cat finds you well
Not even a cheeky pint on a Saturday?
May 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Not even a cheeky pint on a Saturday?