Skeeter Valentine
@cromerzome.bsky.social
Comedian & sports fan. Basically just writing jokes, shitposting, and spreading misinformation about important historical figures.
QUIT FLOPPING BRUNSON JESUS CHRIST
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
QUIT FLOPPING BRUNSON JESUS CHRIST
This has been Anthony Blacks best game of the season, after putting up a stinker against Portland
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This has been Anthony Blacks best game of the season, after putting up a stinker against Portland
Refs are joking
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Refs are joking
JALEN BRUNSON HAS WCJ ARMBAR'D AND THATS A FOUL ON CARTER?
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
JALEN BRUNSON HAS WCJ ARMBAR'D AND THATS A FOUL ON CARTER?
Jalen Brunson. Foul Merchant
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Jalen Brunson. Foul Merchant
Jalen Brunson shouldn't get that foul. Bane didn't close into his space and Brunson drifted.
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Jalen Brunson shouldn't get that foul. Bane didn't close into his space and Brunson drifted.
Orlando is finally defending like they did last year and they are running the offense like everyone has been screaming at them to do since the beginning of the season. I don't know if they will keep this up but optimism is there.
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Orlando is finally defending like they did last year and they are running the offense like everyone has been screaming at them to do since the beginning of the season. I don't know if they will keep this up but optimism is there.
DESMOND BANNEEEE
a man wearing a mask and a fur coat is standing in front of a building .
ALT: a man wearing a mask and a fur coat is standing in front of a building .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
DESMOND BANNEEEE
Every Dem who voted for this has also, apparently, been investing in Nigerian Princes hoping for the payoff to come.
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Every Dem who voted for this has also, apparently, been investing in Nigerian Princes hoping for the payoff to come.
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it’s important to understand that Nate Silver’s entire consciousness is filtered through the lens of being a gross nerd his entire life. the opportunity to feel like he’s one of the cool kids is something he can’t pass up, it’s load-bearing for his dork psyche.
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
it’s important to understand that Nate Silver’s entire consciousness is filtered through the lens of being a gross nerd his entire life. the opportunity to feel like he’s one of the cool kids is something he can’t pass up, it’s load-bearing for his dork psyche.
8 Dems walked into a car dealership looking for a Lexus, but came out with 72 month financing at 15% APR on a used Corolla.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
8 Dems walked into a car dealership looking for a Lexus, but came out with 72 month financing at 15% APR on a used Corolla.
Tim Kaine is fucking idiot if he doesn't think every person in NoVA isnt willing to suck it up for more Republican concessions. Everyone in the DMV area wants to see belt to ass on Republicans. We are out of the job. There is nothing to lose.
“Um well there aren’t even any Senate Dem Press releases saying they support the deal”
Sen Tim Kaine: Hold my beer
Sen Tim Kaine: Hold my beer
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Tim Kaine is fucking idiot if he doesn't think every person in NoVA isnt willing to suck it up for more Republican concessions. Everyone in the DMV area wants to see belt to ass on Republicans. We are out of the job. There is nothing to lose.
I'm taking this Democrat news as "random leaks" because these people couldn't possibly be stupid enough to take a "pweeease with sugar on top" from Republicans at this juncture.
November 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'm taking this Democrat news as "random leaks" because these people couldn't possibly be stupid enough to take a "pweeease with sugar on top" from Republicans at this juncture.
All of the hottest people from your high school ended up marrying the assistant shift manager at a used tire shop. There are greater things out there for you, beloved.
November 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
All of the hottest people from your high school ended up marrying the assistant shift manager at a used tire shop. There are greater things out there for you, beloved.
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synthetics when someone’s chest is bursting
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
synthetics when someone’s chest is bursting
This post is completely unrelated to anything that is happening today, or that has happened recently...
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Ewok Celebration / Yub Nub / Ewok Song (1983, Star Wars - Return of the Jedi Ending) HQ audio
YouTube video by h9ooo
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November 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
This post is completely unrelated to anything that is happening today, or that has happened recently...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=po5H...
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Lets get from defense this half.
November 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Lets get from defense this half.
Racism and bigotry is horrible, painful, and obtuse but also it's EXPENSIVE. Large swaths of white middle america (90 million people) are gonna lose SNAP and Welfare because they think 15 million colored people don't deserve it, and the pain is a choice they willfully made.
Trump: "When you're talking about SNAP, when you look, it's largely Democrats. They're hurting their own people."
October 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Racism and bigotry is horrible, painful, and obtuse but also it's EXPENSIVE. Large swaths of white middle america (90 million people) are gonna lose SNAP and Welfare because they think 15 million colored people don't deserve it, and the pain is a choice they willfully made.
My sisyphusian boulder is a well thought out post or comment with a bad typo. I'm doomed to do, it no matter what, and I will continue for the God's enjoyment.
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
My sisyphusian boulder is a well thought out post or comment with a bad typo. I'm doomed to do, it no matter what, and I will continue for the God's enjoyment.
College freshmen, after the party ended, with a half keg of warm Natty Lite to finish.
46 seasons of Ridiculousness?! Who was watching that?
October 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
College freshmen, after the party ended, with a half keg of warm Natty Lite to finish.
I've NEVER seen this team so unaware of what is happening on the floor. They are getting beat back and no one is even hawking for rebounds. It's frustrating to watch #Orlando
October 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I've NEVER seen this team so unaware of what is happening on the floor. They are getting beat back and no one is even hawking for rebounds. It's frustrating to watch #Orlando
Orlando's point of attack defense and rotations are sloppy. Were they working ONLY on the offense this summer?
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Orlando's point of attack defense and rotations are sloppy. Were they working ONLY on the offense this summer?
Not going to lie, I would love to be a fly on the wall in some of the Republican offices in these purple districts that are about to have SNAP cutoff. Black folks have missed checks before. I don't know if white folks have, at this scale, in some time.
October 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Not going to lie, I would love to be a fly on the wall in some of the Republican offices in these purple districts that are about to have SNAP cutoff. Black folks have missed checks before. I don't know if white folks have, at this scale, in some time.
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Refs just botched that play.
October 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Refs just botched that play.