Skeeter Valentine
@cromerzome.bsky.social
Comedian & sports fan. Basically just writing jokes, shitposting, and spreading misinformation about important historical figures.
They stealing @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social whole bit with this one
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
They stealing @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social whole bit with this one
Lets get from defense this half.
November 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Lets get from defense this half.
A couple weeks back I pulled all my old basketball cards out of the closet at my Mom's place, and I found my new alias if anything gets too hairy....
October 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
A couple weeks back I pulled all my old basketball cards out of the closet at my Mom's place, and I found my new alias if anything gets too hairy....
Let's gooooooooo
August 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Let's gooooooooo
I know I shouldn't be watching a show called "The Guilded Age" given the circumstances we are in but I love seeing two black aunties quipping.
August 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I know I shouldn't be watching a show called "The Guilded Age" given the circumstances we are in but I love seeing two black aunties quipping.
I've been upset and seething all year anout..well, basically everything,..but comedy,both watching and telling jokes, gives me a little reprieve from it all. So, I'll be doing a show on Baltimore tonight and I'm so very happy to be on stage when I have the mental and emotional clarity to do so.
May 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I've been upset and seething all year anout..well, basically everything,..but comedy,both watching and telling jokes, gives me a little reprieve from it all. So, I'll be doing a show on Baltimore tonight and I'm so very happy to be on stage when I have the mental and emotional clarity to do so.
First thing I thought of. Might be a little too on the nose...
April 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
First thing I thought of. Might be a little too on the nose...
The SHEIN girlies are gonna be screaming like Charlotte Pickles tomorrow...
April 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The SHEIN girlies are gonna be screaming like Charlotte Pickles tomorrow...
DEI and "Woke" holding the economy together
April 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
DEI and "Woke" holding the economy together
Someone stop me from finding an unmolested late-80s W126 and making it into a mob boss car. I don't even smoke but I'd have cigars for the vibes.
March 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Someone stop me from finding an unmolested late-80s W126 and making it into a mob boss car. I don't even smoke but I'd have cigars for the vibes.
"Ayo, this chick eatin' beans!" #WhiteLotus
February 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
"Ayo, this chick eatin' beans!" #WhiteLotus
Happy Black History Month
February 17, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Happy Black History Month
The two best dunk contest dunks of all time. Argue with your mama.
February 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The two best dunk contest dunks of all time. Argue with your mama.
Happy Holidays! LETS PLAY SOME SPORTS!
December 26, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Happy Holidays! LETS PLAY SOME SPORTS!
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 22, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
Cover yourself in the armor of God, so that you may stand against the devil's schemes
November 17, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Cover yourself in the armor of God, so that you may stand against the devil's schemes
