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The more you learn the less you know. Jam band sports fan. Lefty progressive. Geebzer. #GoPackGo #FearTheDeer #ThisIsMyCrew. Packers. Bucks. Brewers. Badgers. Winsconsin!!!
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December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Maria Shriver, niece of JFK:

He was a man interested in the arts, culture, education, language, history... It is beyond comprehension that the president has sought to rename this great memorial.

C’mon my fellow Americans! Wake up! This is not dignified. This is not funny... It’s downright weird.
December 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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It's especially egregious to start another fucking war over oil when other nations like China, India and the EU have been actively, and successfully, phasing out fossil fuels. Yes. America depends on gas-powered cars, its ingrained in our culture, but we haven't even made a real effort to switch.
December 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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January 6 was like a much dumber version of Hitler’s Beer Hall Putsch and yet a plurality of American voters were like, Yeah, let’s give that guy the nuke codes again. An absolutely world historical debacle of societal ignorance. I’ll never understand it.
December 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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I didn't watch but apparently it went about as we expected: nothing but total lies. Pathetic.
December 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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This is a great example that the US president is a lunatic. Listen carefully 🙈
December 16, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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We are failing our kids
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Packers DBs hang onto a single INT challenge
December 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Devastating. Confirmed.
Parsons tearing his ACL is a devastating turn of events for Green Bay. DL wasn’t getting consistent pressure outside of him, and the corners have been up and down. He covered up a lot.
December 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Fuck.
December 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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He absolutely does not care that your healthcare, is about to run out.

Zero fucks are given.
December 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.

There are better charities out there. Much better.
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This fucker is about as secure as confidential docs at Mar-a-lago.🤣🤣🤣
This guy is blowing himself like Ron Jeremy.
December 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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So we're basically wiping out 250 years of science, education, and progress for a man-baby in a diaper who is the living embodiment of the Dunning Kruger effect.
Yay.
December 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Wow -- Russia reportedly plotted last year to plant bombs on US-bound flights (gift link) giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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👇👇
December 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Reap what you sow
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I sent those deaths threats directly to him in a text message & informed him of what his name calling & words were doing - it was a direct assassination threat on my son. And he was extremely - I won't repeat what he said - but it was extremely unkind. No sympathy. No care"
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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I am begging athletes who win a big game to understand that God has no interest in sports and did not have any influence one way or another over your victory.
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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@handsoffnyc.bsky.social is training thousands of New Yorkers on how to protect their neighbors from ICE. Today, they are currently running two trainings in Brooklyn and the Bronx, both of which hit capacity because interest was so high.

This is the way, y’all—we protect each other, and we know it.
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Law and order my fuggin ass. Number is higher than the graphic too. Per the Guardian it’s closer to 1800. The biggest conman of them all ladies and gents.
It’s clear he’s selling pardons. It’s become a corrupt practice.
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I will campaign with all my soul for the Democratic presidential or senate candidate whose platform includes “Let’s fuck up these corrupt fucks on the Supreme Court.”
The dripping contempt the right wing SCOTUS majority holds for district judges is truly a sight to behold every time. When they deign to give actual reasons for their shadow docket holdings, it’s “look at the absolute idiots who keep getting everything wrong!”
December 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Another huge issue, and I don't think people even know this is a thing, is that just about everything is done with smart phones now. And many (most?) seniors literally cannot work their phones. Signing things, texting, dealing with spam and fraud or even using the basic functions? They're often lost
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM