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I am really bad at going to and having fun at Disneyland. Should be a no-brainer. Not for this guy.
If you measured each “meal” as a $100 steak dinner, Jeff Bezos “earns” three steak dinners per second.
Jeff Bezos and the Washington Post are at it again.
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I don’t mean to be all bah humbug but I really don’t want to hear Christmas music at work.
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
amazing thing about Jeffries is that every time he opens his mouth he creates more converts to the This Guy’s Gotta Go club
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
i mean, ducks are usually cool, but we cannot be held responsible for snowy egrets, nature’s well-known assholes, case closed
The Orange County woman who sued SeaWorld after she said a duck knocked her unconscious on the Mako coaster was hit by a snowy egret, not a duck, according to SeaWorld, which filed a motion to dismiss the lawsuit.

More: www.fox35orlando.com/news/seaworl...
December 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
In the unlikely event that the GOP fascist regime is demolished in the future, we need to not forget, amidst all the other emergency cleanup that will be needed, that the Presidential pardon power needs to be seriously reexamined and limited.
December 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Tonight’s A-List was The Running Man. I think Wright understands the most important thing about evoking the 80s/90s scifi action flick: obligatory ass and/or titties
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 AM
the new Avatar is almost 200 minutes, I’m not watching that bullshit. I’m old I gotta pee after 90.
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Reposted by Darren and Poley
TN07 is a story about gerrymandering: the GOP cracked Nashville into 3 districts when it redrew the 2022 map, destroying the Dem seat there.

Fast-forward: a section of Nashville, which just 5 years ago had a Dem representative, is now voting Dem by huge margins but it's been designed to not matter.
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
that’s not a typo
Even his name tag is slurring.
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
what is the worst beatles song and why is it all of them
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
a casserole is a kind of soup
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
after needing four downs to get 2 yards for points, I would not have gone for two there. ah well
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
this game
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
love to see NFL refs who don’t know the rules of the game they officiate
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
let’s do another christmas car commercial where the parents just drive around in their new car and chuckle at the idea of their children who traveled thousands of miles knocking at the door wondering where they are
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
sitting in the walk-in pantry for 20 min staring at a screen on my phone that says “shop for deals on gifts”
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
the Sunday Night Football intro is beyond cringe
December 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
put rodgers back in you cowards
December 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Aaron Rodgers going out for one more snap
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
lol rodgers is back in. excellent.
November 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
i’m sorry but what is heyward’s problem with allen exactly
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
i feel like that INT was willed by the ghost of Aaron Rodgers (rip)
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
just put some ivermectin on it, Aaron
November 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
somebody who cherishes both Christianity and country music is clearly ready to battle rising inflation
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Strong Bed, Mirrored Ceiling :)
November 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM