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David Crawley
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British-American. Scouse-West Virginian. MPA. BA in Secondary Education. Philly Sports Fan. Author. he/him
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David Crawley @crawley4wv.bsky.social · Apr 7
WHO KILLED THE CENTURION AVAILABLE NOW: tinyurl.com/centurionamazon
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jasonkirk.fyi
Drake's second worst Super Bowl ever
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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helldude.bsky.social
im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me
February 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
crawley4wv.bsky.social
Do you think Epstein had Bill Gates over to the island to try to get unbanned from Xbox
January 31, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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beaucoupkevin.com
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3. A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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patrickwindrose.bsky.social
January 25, 2026 at 2:26 AM
crawley4wv.bsky.social
McDonald's. That place is always up to something.
January 20, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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One month til catchers and pitchers report
January 12, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
I just feel like a trolley is far too cute a mode of transportation for the trolley problem.
January 7, 2026 at 5:03 PM
crawley4wv.bsky.social
For all the problems NIL has brought at least we get to see SEC sickos get really mad their advantage is gone.
January 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
crawley4wv.bsky.social
This was a down year
January 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
crawley4wv.bsky.social
Why isn't New Vegas on PS5? Is Todd Howard stupid?
January 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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ashleycstj.bsky.social
Look, is the Netflix/WB deal bad for the industry, creativity and culture? Yes, of course.

But will it also increase the chances of an ‘I Love LA’ and ‘Emily in Paris’ crossover? Probably, somehow.

So, who’s to say if it’s a net positive or not?
January 2, 2026 at 9:33 PM
crawley4wv.bsky.social
Scrolling on this site is better because there ain't a CP robot lurking about
January 2, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
Hello to all the new people who are showing up today or those who haven't been here in a while. Also goodbye to when you go back in two days when the heat dies down.
January 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
crawley4wv.bsky.social
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT LAST MINUTE HOLIDAY GIFT?

BUY WHO KILLED THE CENTURION, SANTA APPROVES tinyurl.com/centurionamazon
December 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
crawley4wv.bsky.social
I'll find who did this
popbase.tv Pop Base @popbase.tv · Nov 12
After 232 years, the U.S. mint has made the last Penny.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
crawley4wv.bsky.social
I still lurk here. Haven't posted in a minute but wanted to remind you GO BIRDS DICKHEAD
September 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
crawley4wv.bsky.social
SUMMER SALE: the Who Killed The Centurion ebook is 50% off for the next 72 hours!

Tinyurl.com/centurionamazon
July 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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frizfrizzle.bsky.social
Finally I've lost a LOT of gigs this week/next month for obvious reasons (all the promoters are finger racists). If you'd like to help me out or have enjoyed my attempts at humour throughout this, all donations graciously appreciated.
Pay Stephen Frizzle using PayPal.Me
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June 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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alexdaily.nl
NEW COMIC

a revelation falls from the sky

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#comics #webcomics #whokilledthecenturion @crawley4wv.bsky.social
Today's AVI & AQUILA. "On it," says Eddie Gagnon. "Oop," Avi steps back a little, but stays near Eddie Gagnon and looks on in awe as he puts up a seafoam-green shield — his superpower. As they settle into the shield, they look up, as a white substance splats down on top of it. Bird shit. "Oh my god," Avi facepalms as the shield dissipates and, as Eddie Gagnon steps aside, continues, yelling "The -- stupid -- bird!!" "They're here to save you," Aquila says. "From being pooped on." "They were here to save me from being pooped on." "They were here to save you from being pooped on." They look at each other, lightly confuddled.
June 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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alexdaily.nl
NEW COMIC

the man who can see through time does so and alerts us to a great impending danger

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Today's Avi & Aquila. Transcript follows. Dick Schwartz, his eyes glowing yellow, stands in a void amidst glossy, transparent reels of film strips. Some of the panels on the film strips glow yellow, but none are the right timeline — the golden thread he's looking for. Aquila, amused, asks "...And nobody can tell when he does this?" Dick Schwartz finds the golden thread, the timeline he's looking for, and stares at it, aghast. "We're not usually this visual," muses Eddie Gagnon. Dick Schwartz returns to cognisance, opening his eyes, before dramatically jumping up and demanding -- "Eddie! Put a shield up over you and Avi, NOW!!"
June 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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alexdaily.nl
NEW COMIC

already halfway through the crossover event of the century, it's time to show off what these guys can do

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Today's Avi & Aquila. "Oh, hey," Eddie Gagnon says to Dick Schwartz, "you're right. ...I still read about them. It's weird," he continues, turning to Avi and Aquila, "to see you from before--" "Oop." Avi interrupts him, making a cross with the brooms, as Aquila does with her arms, "no spoilers, please." Aquila walks downstairs and greets Dick Schwartz and Eddie Gagnon with open arms. "Hi!" "It's a pleasure." "Likewise." They exchange a pleasant fistbump. "But what are you doing here?" Aquila asks. "Fictional detectives," Avi adds, joining them downstairs, "don't usually appear out of thin air for no reason." "Hold on, I'll look." Dick Schwartz closes his eyes, then dramatically opens them again — instead of their usual blue, they glow a dramatic yellow — to see through time.
June 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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alexdaily.nl
You don't need to have read where our guests for the next few pages come from to enjoy the crossover, but I honestly think if you enjoy what I do, you'd enjoy the book.

tinyurl.com/centurionama...
A promo image, based on the cover of the book, telling you "Who Killed the Centurion" is out now, and can be purchased at tinyurl.com/centurionamazon.
June 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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alexdaily.nl
NEW COMIC

sometimes fictional detectives just show up as if out of thin air, you know how it is

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Today's Avi & Aquila. The man in white and his friend continue talking. "And don't you judge me." "...You fell asleep while smoking in the bath?? Really?" "Can I help you folks?" Avi sticks her head into the hall. "You look... lost." "And you look familiar," says the man in the white. "Dick? Eddie?" asks Aquila, also sticking her head into the hall. "You know these two, Aquila?" "Aquila?" "I... think I might." "Wait, that must mean..." "You're Avi, and Aquila the Last Eagle," says the man in white. "I used to read about you when I was just a kid. "Hi," says his friend. "Avi," announces Aquila, "meet Special Agent Dick Schwartz, and his friend, Agent Eddie Gagnon. They're from the book I was just reading."
June 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM