C. Ratched, MSN, RN
@cratchedrn.bsky.social
Blue Dot in AL! NB (they/she), Queer, NB, liberal Democrat, atheist, RN, parent, cat person, owned by a Great Dane. Not a “nice person.” High Priestess of Church of Petty.
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A refresher for those who are new. My username is not an ode to the character of Nurse Ratched. I am not that character.
I’m the last decade of her life my mom had many health issues, not including the cancer that eventually killed her.
She would ask me questions and for medical advice. I, being
I’m the last decade of her life my mom had many health issues, not including the cancer that eventually killed her.
She would ask me questions and for medical advice. I, being
This feels so low. I’m a slacker. 🤣
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November 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This feels so low. I’m a slacker. 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
So … @profanity.accountant how bad am I?
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
So … @profanity.accountant how bad am I?
5 days and some change before I get to see The Kid, the SIL, and The Grankid for our early Christmas! Really looking forward to our traditional dinner at a really good German restaurant in their area! I miss them all so much!
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
5 days and some change before I get to see The Kid, the SIL, and The Grankid for our early Christmas! Really looking forward to our traditional dinner at a really good German restaurant in their area! I miss them all so much!
Morning! It’s chilly here today. I have a 2.5 mile walk to do today. But I’m going to wait until later this afternoon when it’s a tiny bit warmer.
Hope y’all are having a good Saturday morning.
Hope y’all are having a good Saturday morning.
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Morning! It’s chilly here today. I have a 2.5 mile walk to do today. But I’m going to wait until later this afternoon when it’s a tiny bit warmer.
Hope y’all are having a good Saturday morning.
Hope y’all are having a good Saturday morning.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Alligators
Foxes
Coatimundi
Toucans
Rattlesnakes
Alligators
Foxes
Coatimundi
Toucans
Rattlesnakes
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Iguanas
Manatees
Alligators/Crocodiles
Key Deer
Rhesus Monkeys
-bonus, all in Florida-
Iguanas
Manatees
Alligators/Crocodiles
Key Deer
Rhesus Monkeys
-bonus, all in Florida-
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Humpback Whales
Grizzly
Alligator Snapping Turtles
Western Diamondback Rattlesnakes
Moose
Humpback Whales
Grizzly
Alligator Snapping Turtles
Western Diamondback Rattlesnakes
Moose
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Alligators
Foxes
Coatimundi
Toucans
Rattlesnakes
Alligators
Foxes
Coatimundi
Toucans
Rattlesnakes
Jolene would like to say Good Morning to all my Pocket Pals!!
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Jolene would like to say Good Morning to all my Pocket Pals!!
I cannot believe that I missed the opportunity to make this for Thanksgiving dinner instead of what I did. Oh well! There’s always next year.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Gobble Gobble! #cookingfail #thanksgivingrecipe #vintage #aspic
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November 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I cannot believe that I missed the opportunity to make this for Thanksgiving dinner instead of what I did. Oh well! There’s always next year.
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Building on this …
I went no contact with my dad less than a year before he died. After his first stroke he asked his nurse to contact me and asked me to come see him. Like an idiot, I went.
I thought he wanted to mend fences. I was wrong. When it was just us in the room he heaped on more more
I went no contact with my dad less than a year before he died. After his first stroke he asked his nurse to contact me and asked me to come see him. Like an idiot, I went.
I thought he wanted to mend fences. I was wrong. When it was just us in the room he heaped on more more
Shit like this pisses me off! Respecting the decision of an estranged family member to not see someone just because that someone is dying is not a lack of compassion for the patient. We, as nurses, don’t know the history. And it’s not our job to rewrite that history.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrMsCY6h/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrMsCY6h/
Replying to @Lfarns #oprah #nocontact #podcast #estrangedchildren
TikTok video by CurlyGirlDreams❌
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November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Building on this …
I went no contact with my dad less than a year before he died. After his first stroke he asked his nurse to contact me and asked me to come see him. Like an idiot, I went.
I thought he wanted to mend fences. I was wrong. When it was just us in the room he heaped on more more
I went no contact with my dad less than a year before he died. After his first stroke he asked his nurse to contact me and asked me to come see him. Like an idiot, I went.
I thought he wanted to mend fences. I was wrong. When it was just us in the room he heaped on more more
Shit like this pisses me off! Respecting the decision of an estranged family member to not see someone just because that someone is dying is not a lack of compassion for the patient. We, as nurses, don’t know the history. And it’s not our job to rewrite that history.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrMsCY6h/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrMsCY6h/
Replying to @Lfarns #oprah #nocontact #podcast #estrangedchildren
TikTok video by CurlyGirlDreams❌
www.tiktok.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Shit like this pisses me off! Respecting the decision of an estranged family member to not see someone just because that someone is dying is not a lack of compassion for the patient. We, as nurses, don’t know the history. And it’s not our job to rewrite that history.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrMsCY6h/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrMsCY6h/
Happy Carbsgiving! 🤣🤣🤣
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Happy Carbsgiving! 🤣🤣🤣
Thought about cooking chicken thighs. Decided to do that tomorrow. Today is all carbs, all day. 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Thought about cooking chicken thighs. Decided to do that tomorrow. Today is all carbs, all day. 🤣
Searching for songs to add to my Christmas playlist and saw this. I laughed so hard because I hate that fucking song and its theological inaccuracy. I’m not even Catholic anymore and it still irks me. 🤣😂
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Searching for songs to add to my Christmas playlist and saw this. I laughed so hard because I hate that fucking song and its theological inaccuracy. I’m not even Catholic anymore and it still irks me. 🤣😂
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Rod Stewart
Dolly Parton
Motley Crue
Rush
Pink
Rod Stewart
Dolly Parton
Motley Crue
Rush
Pink
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Zapp & Roger (my first)
Erasure (my most)
Kathy Sledge (dragged me onstage to booty bump with her)
Von Iva (left the stage to booty bump with me)
David Bowie (of course)
Zapp & Roger (my first)
Erasure (my most)
Kathy Sledge (dragged me onstage to booty bump with her)
Von Iva (left the stage to booty bump with me)
David Bowie (of course)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
(most recent) Devo, Cypress Hill, Ic3peak, Ney Matogrosso,
Yes
(most recent) Devo, Cypress Hill, Ic3peak, Ney Matogrosso,
Yes
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Rod Stewart
Dolly Parton
Motley Crue
Rush
Pink
Rod Stewart
Dolly Parton
Motley Crue
Rush
Pink
I just cleaned my stove top for the first time and I don’t know how long. Would it be weird to pay someone to clean my ovens? They’re not really bad, because I don’t use them very often, but it’s time and I just don’t feel like doing it.
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I just cleaned my stove top for the first time and I don’t know how long. Would it be weird to pay someone to clean my ovens? They’re not really bad, because I don’t use them very often, but it’s time and I just don’t feel like doing it.
Watching this video from The Anti-Chef and wow. I haven’t heard anyone say “chesterfield” in a long time. 😂
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Nobody Knows About This Cake... WHY?!
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November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Watching this video from The Anti-Chef and wow. I haven’t heard anyone say “chesterfield” in a long time. 😂
youtu.be/dNALGq2Lplc?...
youtu.be/dNALGq2Lplc?...
🤣🤣🤣
Name a country that has better food than England … while she holds a slice of buttered bread (could be mayo) with Monster Munch. 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
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Name a country that has better food than England … while she holds a slice of buttered bread (could be mayo) with Monster Munch. 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
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O'Sound on Instagram: "Well, since you asked 🤷🏿♂️😂
#OSound #MusicLife #MusicIsLife #animaniacs #countries"
Join us on a gastronomic journey to explore countries with better food than England. Our experts weigh in on the top contenders, from the US and Canada to South America and the Caribbean. Get inspired...
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November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
🤣🤣🤣
Name a country that has better food than England … while she holds a slice of buttered bread (could be mayo) with Monster Munch. 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
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Name a country that has better food than England … while she holds a slice of buttered bread (could be mayo) with Monster Munch. 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
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Grief is weird. Gonna process some feelings, you can skip this if you want.
Thanksgiving was my favourite holiday. It’s the holiday mist wrapped up in my relationship with my mom. It was the one meal each year that Mom cooked. It was the only time we cooked together. Then when my daughter was born
Thanksgiving was my favourite holiday. It’s the holiday mist wrapped up in my relationship with my mom. It was the one meal each year that Mom cooked. It was the only time we cooked together. Then when my daughter was born
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Grief is weird. Gonna process some feelings, you can skip this if you want.
Thanksgiving was my favourite holiday. It’s the holiday mist wrapped up in my relationship with my mom. It was the one meal each year that Mom cooked. It was the only time we cooked together. Then when my daughter was born
Thanksgiving was my favourite holiday. It’s the holiday mist wrapped up in my relationship with my mom. It was the one meal each year that Mom cooked. It was the only time we cooked together. Then when my daughter was born
4 hours of sleep! Why am I wide awake at 3:30?
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 AM
4 hours of sleep! Why am I wide awake at 3:30?
My favourite grandcat was diagnosed with gastric cancer. He’s 17 and even if he was young this isn’t a cancer that responds well to treatment. So he’s on kitty hospice.
This is so sad. He’s just the sweetest cat and he’s my grandson’s best buddy. This one is going to be hard. 😢
This is so sad. He’s just the sweetest cat and he’s my grandson’s best buddy. This one is going to be hard. 😢
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
My favourite grandcat was diagnosed with gastric cancer. He’s 17 and even if he was young this isn’t a cancer that responds well to treatment. So he’s on kitty hospice.
This is so sad. He’s just the sweetest cat and he’s my grandson’s best buddy. This one is going to be hard. 😢
This is so sad. He’s just the sweetest cat and he’s my grandson’s best buddy. This one is going to be hard. 😢
Morning. Slept okay. Got another “you know you’re getting old” test scheduled for today. It’s a bone density scan. Yay! 🤣
But at least I’m not at work.
Hope everyone has a wonderful Wednesday!
But at least I’m not at work.
Hope everyone has a wonderful Wednesday!
a dog is yawning in a coffee mug and says good morning .
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November 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Morning. Slept okay. Got another “you know you’re getting old” test scheduled for today. It’s a bone density scan. Yay! 🤣
But at least I’m not at work.
Hope everyone has a wonderful Wednesday!
But at least I’m not at work.
Hope everyone has a wonderful Wednesday!
Oh hell no! I guess the fear of god has worn off because today she’s back to micromanaging and being condescending.
When I get back from vacay the job hunt begins in earnest.
When I get back from vacay the job hunt begins in earnest.
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Oh hell no! I guess the fear of god has worn off because today she’s back to micromanaging and being condescending.
When I get back from vacay the job hunt begins in earnest.
When I get back from vacay the job hunt begins in earnest.
I’m awake. I’m preparing to go to work. I don’t want to go. I really like the actual job. But working with her … the act is exhausting.
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I’m awake. I’m preparing to go to work. I don’t want to go. I really like the actual job. But working with her … the act is exhausting.
Hey @bruceshark.bsky.social … I thought I’d you this morning!!
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Hey @bruceshark.bsky.social … I thought I’d you this morning!!
Morning. I got 8 hours of sleep and had some really weird dreams. Tell me why I dreamed that I have Alexander Skarsgard a haircut?!?
Hope y’all have a good Monday.
Hope y’all have a good Monday.
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November 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Morning. I got 8 hours of sleep and had some really weird dreams. Tell me why I dreamed that I have Alexander Skarsgard a haircut?!?
Hope y’all have a good Monday.
Hope y’all have a good Monday.