crashmycpu.bsky.social
@crashmycpu.bsky.social
Games Technical Artist
I'm at the age where I assume everyone else is my age until they explicitly tell me they're 10, 20, or (*cough*30*cough*) years younger/older than I am.
January 3, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Hi, I'm pregnancy-induced liver failure.
Hi, I'm the center of a borderline EF-4 tornado. 🤷
January 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Reasons why my kid had a complete meltdown this morning: She wanted to pet the bunny before breakfast. After breakfast will be too late because "the bunny is moving to New York for her new construction job."
December 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Nothing motivates a bumbling holiday driver like a yellow light or a turn signal.
December 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The point of welfare is to boost society's standards. Not funnel money up to the few that would leave it in shambles if it meant needlessly widening the wealth gap.
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
1 shot K.O.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Split between taking short jobs that make me a little bit of spending cash but take all of my time, attempting to be an employee so I can play layoff roulette again, or saying f- it all and focus on making my own game.
At least all three options are staying in the industry.
November 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
October 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Good Boy (2025) - what a great example of secondhand storytelling. It reminded me of a lot of silent protagonist games.
October 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If anyone asks you to do this, don't. If it's not outright wage theft, it's snuggling right up next to it.
Just refused to do an unpaid test that was basically asking for me to design a whole game, and now i feel like neo at the end of the matrix
October 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
What's it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Cool as hell!
October 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Interested in people's responses. Apparently I can't even exit properly. I went from corporate gamedev to freelance gamedev. 🙃
October 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The most true thing that has ever existed.
It's cool how when you try to search for the solution to a computer problem now you can pick from an AI summary, several out-of-date videos by a guy with a shitty mic, or some forum posts on the publisher's site dealing with an obsolete version of the software
October 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Because that's how wars work - you just hide them in the cupboard when visitors are in the house 😌
October 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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199 years after the last one, way to string along your fanbase, Ms. Shelley
She hath risen.
October 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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When I turned 30 I had not yet written my first published book or my first published novel and did not know (or know of) some of the most important people in my life. I didn't know how much my life could still change, and did, after the age of 30. There is so much your life still yet to live.
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The Polar Express, except instead of not hearing the bell anymore, you stop understanding the current memes.
October 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Me and the game industry
September 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The healthcare con: You can't get work when you're suffering from health issues, and you can't get medical services if you don't work...
September 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Living in America: Where you're either a billionaire or profit for a billionaire (and you're illegal if you're neither). 🙃
August 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Honestly, same.
HUSBAND: what do you want for your birthday?

ME: nothing

HUSBAND: you must want SOMETHING

ME: no I want nothing. I want to hear nothing and do nothing and feel nothing. I want to be disconnected from the earthly constructs of space and time. I want nothing. And cake. Nothing and cake please.
August 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"We just need a 24-hour stock bump to dump some shares. Quick, say something about 'using AI to replace humans' that sounds stupid enough to go viral and dystopian enough to delight investors."
August 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Schools and summer camps:
"We have a big craft project coming up, but we need your help to pull it off! If each student could bring 200 clean empty paper towel rolls *by tomorrow*..." 😬
August 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM