CptMaximum
@cptmaximum.bsky.social
a.k.a. dj corned cob
rippin em and dippin em, cold cuts
out grustlin, makin that turn n burn (grillt cheese)
all hail the obelisk
IT/Helpdesk goblin
rippin em and dippin em, cold cuts
out grustlin, makin that turn n burn (grillt cheese)
all hail the obelisk
IT/Helpdesk goblin
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one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
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Thank u
we'll write from the promised land
we'll write from the promised land
January 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Thank u
we'll write from the promised land
we'll write from the promised land
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New York City has a new mayor
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
New York City has a new mayor
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holy fuck what an intro
December 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
holy fuck what an intro
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This new dungeon proves to be your most challenging yet, Link…
October 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This new dungeon proves to be your most challenging yet, Link…
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That time of year again!
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
That time of year again!
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trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
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Holy Infant so tender and mild implies the existence of Cursed infant so crunchy and spicy. Gimme the buffalo style evil josh. crunchwrap supreme baby
December 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Holy Infant so tender and mild implies the existence of Cursed infant so crunchy and spicy. Gimme the buffalo style evil josh. crunchwrap supreme baby
also brings intro dipscussion that max is ripped. like when grimpo heart grew 3 sizes he got the strength of 10 grinpch plus two he could lift the sled, but max pulled it uphill himelf.
December 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
also brings intro dipscussion that max is ripped. like when grimpo heart grew 3 sizes he got the strength of 10 grinpch plus two he could lift the sled, but max pulled it uphill himelf.
man the grinch is more fucked up, cause yeah he groinked and grinptched all those decoractions and presents but also like all their food? their ice cubes? firewood? yeah youncant celebrate christmas but also freeze and starve to death.
December 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
man the grinch is more fucked up, cause yeah he groinked and grinptched all those decoractions and presents but also like all their food? their ice cubes? firewood? yeah youncant celebrate christmas but also freeze and starve to death.
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"Its a placeholder, we just missed one" you know is the biggest load of shit if you have ever made a game befor. we have proper placeholder textures for a reason, so you CANT miss them. otherwise how would you know if something is broken or not finished if your "placeholders" blend in to prod?
December 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
"Its a placeholder, we just missed one" you know is the biggest load of shit if you have ever made a game befor. we have proper placeholder textures for a reason, so you CANT miss them. otherwise how would you know if something is broken or not finished if your "placeholders" blend in to prod?
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Sure. Why not. I'll watch this.
December 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Sure. Why not. I'll watch this.
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This that shit where Darth Vader used to go to do that full-body hyperbaric weed.
All I want for Christmas is a $32K spaceship recliner pod from Neiman Marcus, 1982.
December 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This that shit where Darth Vader used to go to do that full-body hyperbaric weed.
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I like video games because they allow me to act out my wildest power fantasies
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I like video games because they allow me to act out my wildest power fantasies
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Barney Rubble really needs to stop with these slut-esque behaviors I swear to fucking God
December 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Barney Rubble really needs to stop with these slut-esque behaviors I swear to fucking God
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I Have A Message from Anotha World 🌍
December 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I Have A Message from Anotha World 🌍
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Some of you on here
December 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Some of you on here