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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · Feb 22

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 12h

Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out

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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 11h

Who up swinging they smart sword and making them talk

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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 14h

A YouTube Poop by any other name would smell as sweet

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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 16h

I don’t exist…

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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 22d

Circumcision Level Increased!

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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 18h

I can only keep running this account as long as Nintendo decides that I’m not canon so nobody ask Mario about me okay

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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 17d

Be careful, Link. King Harkinian just strode into the bathroom, calling it a “3-ply kind of day.” We may need to evacuate at a moment’s notice.

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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 18h

WHAT’S up guys

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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 18h

Engaging oil slick! (Gwonam’s flying carpet starts spewing oil from its rear, devastating a local ecosystem)

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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 1d

Harlequin is being added to Tekken 8!

Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 1d

Here Link, take my ultra special Kill Sword+!!!

Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 2d

(Watching TV) I sincerely think that the monster in this episode of Scooby Doo is real this time. I don’t know how the gang is going to get out of this. (Picks up phone and presses “1” speed dial) Link you gotta get back over here now. I’m frightened for Daphne.

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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 2d

Link you gotta get down here Morshu bought some new steel toe boots and he’s kicking the shit out of pieces of drywall and stuff with them

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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 2d

Why don’t you just throw me off the Notre Dame

JADE TIGERSTYPING @tigerstyp.ing · 2d

it is written this guy fucking sucks

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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 2d

Be on the lookout for Zelda CDi DLC costumes for Tekken 8 featuring Ling Harkinian and Morshaheen

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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 2d

I never lie, all of my hints are real, Link will beat the game with my help, and King Harkinian WILL NOT GROUND ME

JADE TIGERSTYPING @tigerstyp.ing · 2d

gwonam is the kind of guy who blatantly lies about being able to look cooler than the king, then attempts to cancel you for calling him out on it

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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 2d

What the fuck

JADE TIGERSTYPING @tigerstyp.ing · 2d

probably a lie

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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 2d

I have a cool angel form that I can transform into but I’m forbidden from doing so because it would make me look cooler than King Harkinian and that is forbidden

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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · Mar 7

Fake interviewer: So you make these hints fresh every morning?
Gwonam, working at a wok for some reason: Every day, every morning. You have to have fresh Hints or else they aren’t good!
Fake interviewer: So fresh makes good?
Gwonam: You know it!
(Gwonam Hints logo pops up)