cpgrouchy
@cpgrouchy.bsky.social
⚠ Invalid Handle. Fifth-level Bluesky elder. Obligate tacovore. Amanita. I am not actually the number 7. Am I the pleasant weirdo, or is Gonzo?
My dog runs this account, mostly. Send her a milkbone as soon as this place supports DMs.
My dog runs this account, mostly. Send her a milkbone as soon as this place supports DMs.
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cpgrouchy
@cpgrouchy.bsky.social
· Dec 10
Tell your friends you love them.
Make it weird if you have to
Make it weird if you have to
Not for nothing: it was a kind of dumb episode, too.
"The Arsenal of Freedom?" That's the exact title of a Star Trek episode about a world whose military industry literally destroyed the entire civilization.
www.cnn.com/2026/02/06/p...
www.cnn.com/2026/02/06/p...
February 6, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Not for nothing: it was a kind of dumb episode, too.
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Okay but my schadencoin is skyrocketing
February 6, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Okay but my schadencoin is skyrocketing
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For those who don't know, Luttig was once considered the intellectual heir to Scalia. He was about as conservative a judge as you could find...
Luttig: It doesn’t matter what the Supreme Court does from this point forward. For two years, the Supreme Court has authorized the absolute lawlessness and unconstitutional activity of this president.
February 6, 2026 at 1:32 AM
For those who don't know, Luttig was once considered the intellectual heir to Scalia. He was about as conservative a judge as you could find...
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
February 6, 2026 at 2:10 AM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
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remember when everything was possibly cake and we were driven mad by the possibility that everything was cake? don't you wish everything was possibly cake now instead of probably ai? we were such fools to squander a cake-based reality.
February 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
remember when everything was possibly cake and we were driven mad by the possibility that everything was cake? don't you wish everything was possibly cake now instead of probably ai? we were such fools to squander a cake-based reality.
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I have a listing of links to unofficial copies of the CIA World Factbook from various years, so readers can still consult them now that the CIA has discontinued the publication and apparently removed copies from its own website […]
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mastodon.social
February 5, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I have a listing of links to unofficial copies of the CIA World Factbook from various years, so readers can still consult them now that the CIA has discontinued the publication and apparently removed copies from its own website […]
Was it perfect? No.
But it made me really happy to see the Muppet Show again!
But it made me really happy to see the Muppet Show again!
a cartoon of a bird holding a trumpet in front of a sign that says ioy
Alt: The Great Gonzo
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Was it perfect? No.
But it made me really happy to see the Muppet Show again!
But it made me really happy to see the Muppet Show again!
Money can't buy happiness—truly Musk et al. are some of the most miserable ever to walk the earth.
But lack of money def causes misery—or rather, a lot of miserable things can be resolved w/ a few bucks in your pocket.
Therefore there's a local maximum of happiness in between. In this paper I will
But lack of money def causes misery—or rather, a lot of miserable things can be resolved w/ a few bucks in your pocket.
Therefore there's a local maximum of happiness in between. In this paper I will
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Money can't buy happiness—truly Musk et al. are some of the most miserable ever to walk the earth.
But lack of money def causes misery—or rather, a lot of miserable things can be resolved w/ a few bucks in your pocket.
Therefore there's a local maximum of happiness in between. In this paper I will
But lack of money def causes misery—or rather, a lot of miserable things can be resolved w/ a few bucks in your pocket.
Therefore there's a local maximum of happiness in between. In this paper I will
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This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
Whaaaaaat.
The CIA World Factbook?! That was always pretty solid.
I guess we can't have nice things...
The CIA World Factbook?! That was always pretty solid.
I guess we can't have nice things...
February 4, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Whaaaaaat.
The CIA World Factbook?! That was always pretty solid.
I guess we can't have nice things...
The CIA World Factbook?! That was always pretty solid.
I guess we can't have nice things...
... my takeaway from this is, making and selling Little Caesars pizza is a felony
February 4, 2026 at 4:29 PM
... my takeaway from this is, making and selling Little Caesars pizza is a felony
...somebody sent me a reel about pączki and now I want doughnuts
February 4, 2026 at 6:32 AM
...somebody sent me a reel about pączki and now I want doughnuts
hey space cadets,
The Artemis-2 Moonshot would have been a fantastic post-Superbowl view on Sunday, but it got pushed to the right bc of a hydrogen leak.
Tony Rice posted the possible launch windows here: www.wral.com/news/local/a...
Right now all I've heard is March, but that's exactly 5 chances
The Artemis-2 Moonshot would have been a fantastic post-Superbowl view on Sunday, but it got pushed to the right bc of a hydrogen leak.
Tony Rice posted the possible launch windows here: www.wral.com/news/local/a...
Right now all I've heard is March, but that's exactly 5 chances
February 4, 2026 at 6:01 AM
hey space cadets,
The Artemis-2 Moonshot would have been a fantastic post-Superbowl view on Sunday, but it got pushed to the right bc of a hydrogen leak.
Tony Rice posted the possible launch windows here: www.wral.com/news/local/a...
Right now all I've heard is March, but that's exactly 5 chances
The Artemis-2 Moonshot would have been a fantastic post-Superbowl view on Sunday, but it got pushed to the right bc of a hydrogen leak.
Tony Rice posted the possible launch windows here: www.wral.com/news/local/a...
Right now all I've heard is March, but that's exactly 5 chances
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Ive watched this about 100 times.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
February 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Ive watched this about 100 times.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAJAHAHAA Kid Rock HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAaaaaaoh man
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 4, 2026 at 2:01 AM
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAJAHAHAA Kid Rock HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAaaaaaoh man
Wife wasn't feeling like cheese for supper tonight.
Good news: we had kiełbasy and cabbage in the fridge, so, as soon as this cabbage cooks down, I win... ( :
Good news: we had kiełbasy and cabbage in the fridge, so, as soon as this cabbage cooks down, I win... ( :
February 4, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Wife wasn't feeling like cheese for supper tonight.
Good news: we had kiełbasy and cabbage in the fridge, so, as soon as this cabbage cooks down, I win... ( :
Good news: we had kiełbasy and cabbage in the fridge, so, as soon as this cabbage cooks down, I win... ( :
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I fear I may have the same problem.
My brain hurts.
My brain hurts.
February 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I fear I may have the same problem.
My brain hurts.
My brain hurts.
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When you find three mittens in your coat instead of two it’s a Bizarre Glove Triangle
February 3, 2026 at 11:21 PM
When you find three mittens in your coat instead of two it’s a Bizarre Glove Triangle
Is it just me or does alt text on GIFs you upload yourself not work...?
February 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Is it just me or does alt text on GIFs you upload yourself not work...?
*sigh*, what else am I forgetting or otherwise missing today...
February 3, 2026 at 11:08 PM
*sigh*, what else am I forgetting or otherwise missing today...
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In 1 year from today, Voyager 1 will be one light day from the Sun. 🔭
orbitsimulator.com/gravitySimul...
orbitsimulator.com/gravitySimul...
February 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
In 1 year from today, Voyager 1 will be one light day from the Sun. 🔭
orbitsimulator.com/gravitySimul...
orbitsimulator.com/gravitySimul...
*opens Threads*
*Sees something interesting*
*interrupted, puts phone down, has to do something IRL/way more important*
*picks phone back up, opens Threads*
*original post nowhere to be found*
...*closes Threads*
*Sees something interesting*
*interrupted, puts phone down, has to do something IRL/way more important*
*picks phone back up, opens Threads*
*original post nowhere to be found*
...*closes Threads*
February 3, 2026 at 3:01 PM
*opens Threads*
*Sees something interesting*
*interrupted, puts phone down, has to do something IRL/way more important*
*picks phone back up, opens Threads*
*original post nowhere to be found*
...*closes Threads*
*Sees something interesting*
*interrupted, puts phone down, has to do something IRL/way more important*
*picks phone back up, opens Threads*
*original post nowhere to be found*
...*closes Threads*
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Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats
February 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats
... what do you mean it's only Monday
February 3, 2026 at 2:28 AM
... what do you mean it's only Monday