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coug “coug” coug
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⚾️ Red Sox 🏈 Eagles 🏀 Sixers 🎓 Rutgers ‘10
🗺️ Central Jersey exists. 🦄 Taylor Ham does not.
🗣️ Views are my own.

📍 Somerville, NJ
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I just got off the horn with The Murph and we’ve finally dropped the definitive map of #NewJersey regions, which is 100% official and was definitely not made by me in MS Paint.

Looking forward to feedback in the replies! 👇
34 degrees today?? Might go to the beach
February 4, 2026 at 3:29 PM
A. Fun chest and legs combo day. #gymsky

I just lifted 61740 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/vtmjnpsf
link.strong.app
February 4, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I want to party with Lyonel Baratheon so bad. Imagine going on a bender with him and Tyrion?
February 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
B. Mediocre back and biceps day. #gymsky

I just lifted 31496 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/rrgvtzvl
link.strong.app
February 3, 2026 at 2:20 PM
There has been a squished blueberry on the wall of the elevator in my building for at least a week and I hope it stays there forever. 🫐
January 31, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Dunkin Egg
January 31, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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ICE also arrested a hotel employee at one of the places they were staying. They shit where they eat. They shit where they sleep. As we all know it's super smart to do those things out in the wild
ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?
January 29, 2026 at 7:45 PM
No one ever talks politics in our friend group chat but I like to randomly go on a rant about the fall of democracy just to keep everyone on their toes
January 29, 2026 at 7:47 PM
A+. #gymsky

I just lifted 91655 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/kmjxbgry
link.strong.app
January 29, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Remember when we used to be able to rewatch TV shows? There’s too much goddamn content these days. I haven’t been able to rewatch Mad Men in six years!
January 28, 2026 at 2:12 PM
A+. Decline bench and triceps press are both finally fixed. 🙌🏼 #gymsky

I just lifted 38495 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/dhechiuz
link.strong.app
January 28, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Sixers are officially fun again
a man in a suit and tie is holding a drink and saying now you have my attention .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a drink and saying now you have my attention .
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 11:21 AM
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rented a car in Wales and the guy said "remember, here we drive only on the left, and pass on the right" no adjustment needed brother, I am a bmw owner
January 23, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Somehow I must press on through the horrors
January 23, 2026 at 3:39 PM
A+. Finally a good back and biceps day. #gymsky

I just lifted 49330 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/imfbhrqc
link.strong.app
January 23, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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Worried about getting snatched by ICE? These sheet pan brisket tacos will make you feel like you’re in San Antonio.
January 23, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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Shorter Trump: you can't be in my secret club no more the one you already refused to join I hate you*

* I'll reconsider for a billion dollars (American bills only)
January 23, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Watching the Australian Open, playing NYT scrabble with my homies, drinking a beautiful Gamay. This is 38.
January 22, 2026 at 3:08 AM
If you feel the need to scroll on your phone while watching a television show, maybe the show isn’t worth your time?
January 21, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Really looking forward to honeymooning in Spain and France in July.
January 21, 2026 at 2:41 PM
A+. Two front squat PRs. 🙌🏼 #gymsky

I just lifted 52383 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/pldqkmao
link.strong.app
January 21, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Damn Fallout lore really gonna end up being historically accurate isn’t it
Front page, all caps, not a great day
January 20, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Marty Supreme was a ride. Maybe Chalamet’s best performance to date.
January 20, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Dude playing Djokovic looks like he was not prepared for what kind of UV an Australian summer can dish out
January 19, 2026 at 7:25 PM