🐄 General Cracker🌵
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queer commie
texan (not by choice)
themperor
neurodivergent as fuck
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queer commie
texan (not by choice)
themperor
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You can tell I’ve changed as a person cuz I’m out here wearing a Lakers hoodie
January 30, 2026 at 9:01 PM
You can tell I’ve changed as a person cuz I’m out here wearing a Lakers hoodie
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this comedy festival sucks!!!!!
Tucker Carlson: "Saudi Arabia [...] is kind of a weirdly free place.”
Hillary Clinton: "The example that the kingdom is setting for the right kind of development [...] that is a very strong model for other parts of the world"
Quotes from a real estate conference in Riyadh
Hillary Clinton: "The example that the kingdom is setting for the right kind of development [...] that is a very strong model for other parts of the world"
Quotes from a real estate conference in Riyadh
Hillary Clinton and Tucker Carlson Walk Into a Saudi Real Estate Forum
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:02 AM
this comedy festival sucks!!!!!
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i’m just so tired of donald trump man
January 30, 2026 at 6:23 AM
i’m just so tired of donald trump man
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Jarvis, make that guy gay
January 29, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Jarvis, make that guy gay
I used to want to live forever, but right now I don’t know anymore
January 29, 2026 at 9:18 AM
I used to want to live forever, but right now I don’t know anymore
Took me 3 fucking years to watch 1000 episodes of One Piece
January 29, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Took me 3 fucking years to watch 1000 episodes of One Piece
Dude
these days people won’t tell you shit
They won’t tell you if there’s something between your teeth, if you got a booger hanging off your nose, if you got a hole in your pants
like I know maybe it’s a lil embarrassing but jesus christ help a homie out
these days people won’t tell you shit
They won’t tell you if there’s something between your teeth, if you got a booger hanging off your nose, if you got a hole in your pants
like I know maybe it’s a lil embarrassing but jesus christ help a homie out
January 28, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Dude
these days people won’t tell you shit
They won’t tell you if there’s something between your teeth, if you got a booger hanging off your nose, if you got a hole in your pants
like I know maybe it’s a lil embarrassing but jesus christ help a homie out
these days people won’t tell you shit
They won’t tell you if there’s something between your teeth, if you got a booger hanging off your nose, if you got a hole in your pants
like I know maybe it’s a lil embarrassing but jesus christ help a homie out
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TRANS GIRLS WHO AREN'T ON PROGESTERONE:
progesterone is part of the hormone set of cis women and it probably should be part of yours, too. demand it from your provider. low P levels in cis women can lead to mood issues, anxiety, and depression! sound familiar? you're basically in menopause.
progesterone is part of the hormone set of cis women and it probably should be part of yours, too. demand it from your provider. low P levels in cis women can lead to mood issues, anxiety, and depression! sound familiar? you're basically in menopause.
not having prog for a week has reconfirmed me in my belief that every trans woman should at least try it and the way it is withheld from standard care is genuinely malicious negligence on the behalf of healthcare providers
January 28, 2026 at 7:36 AM
TRANS GIRLS WHO AREN'T ON PROGESTERONE:
progesterone is part of the hormone set of cis women and it probably should be part of yours, too. demand it from your provider. low P levels in cis women can lead to mood issues, anxiety, and depression! sound familiar? you're basically in menopause.
progesterone is part of the hormone set of cis women and it probably should be part of yours, too. demand it from your provider. low P levels in cis women can lead to mood issues, anxiety, and depression! sound familiar? you're basically in menopause.
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do something productive like train a communist militia.
January 28, 2026 at 7:04 PM
do something productive like train a communist militia.
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Knives are out for Stephen Miller.
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Knives are out for Stephen Miller.
So sick of GameStop to throw me an Xbox with an exposed wired controller and a disc drive that doesn’t work
January 28, 2026 at 5:27 PM
So sick of GameStop to throw me an Xbox with an exposed wired controller and a disc drive that doesn’t work
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Ayy if there’s a protest sign up sheet DO NOT put your name on that shit. Just show up
January 28, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Ayy if there’s a protest sign up sheet DO NOT put your name on that shit. Just show up
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"it's time for deescalation" is code for the administration making false promises about backing off so when the protests continue to escalate they can blame the protestors for causing problems
January 28, 2026 at 1:20 PM
"it's time for deescalation" is code for the administration making false promises about backing off so when the protests continue to escalate they can blame the protestors for causing problems
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I heard it’s open season on Fortune 500 CEOs
January 28, 2026 at 6:00 AM
I heard it’s open season on Fortune 500 CEOs
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Unfollow me right the fuck now if you support the Democratic Party in any capacity
January 28, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Unfollow me right the fuck now if you support the Democratic Party in any capacity
The only compromise on ICE is abolishing it entirely
January 28, 2026 at 4:25 AM
The only compromise on ICE is abolishing it entirely
It is truly astounding how bad Chuck Schumer is at politics
January 28, 2026 at 4:06 AM
It is truly astounding how bad Chuck Schumer is at politics
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Hannah Einbinder you will always be famous
January 11, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Hannah Einbinder you will always be famous
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dems tell us that lefty policies are pie-in-the-sky demands with no basis in practical, electoral politics and then one guy runs on those policies and they’re like “we gotta kill him”
January 28, 2026 at 3:04 AM
dems tell us that lefty policies are pie-in-the-sky demands with no basis in practical, electoral politics and then one guy runs on those policies and they’re like “we gotta kill him”
man, the 2010s had some of the shittiest album covers of all time
January 28, 2026 at 3:18 AM
man, the 2010s had some of the shittiest album covers of all time