coriolisdave
@coriolisdave.bsky.social
catdad. cellist. bitwrangler. dm.
defender of arachnid virtue.
i believe in you. he/him.
defender of arachnid virtue.
i believe in you. he/him.
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In 1582, a papal bull introduced the Gregorian calendar, still used today by most of the world. Because it’s 11 days ahead of the Julian calendar, countries introducing it simply skipped a third of October, and if you scroll back far enough in the iPhone calendar app you can see it change
December 31, 2024 at 2:41 PM
In 1582, a papal bull introduced the Gregorian calendar, still used today by most of the world. Because it’s 11 days ahead of the Julian calendar, countries introducing it simply skipped a third of October, and if you scroll back far enough in the iPhone calendar app you can see it change
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This is like one of those tiny yappy dogs where you can tell there’s the DNA of a wolf in there but the phenotype has hopelessly disappointed it
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
This is like one of those tiny yappy dogs where you can tell there’s the DNA of a wolf in there but the phenotype has hopelessly disappointed it
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"Bob was kind to me at a singularly lost and lonely juncture in my journey through the universe, when a lot of people weren’t. But then I discovered hot Bikram yoga, my faith and the 97% cheese diet that I maintain to this day, and everything changed forever.”
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 PM
"Bob was kind to me at a singularly lost and lonely juncture in my journey through the universe, when a lot of people weren’t. But then I discovered hot Bikram yoga, my faith and the 97% cheese diet that I maintain to this day, and everything changed forever.”
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Leadership: “no, ai isn’t a bubble. He’s a five page article from a Respected Analyst You’ve Never Heard of proving it.”
‘All his assumptions are based on growth in revenue. Not once does he mention profit. Also he accurately points out previous bubbles at least left usable infrastructure behind..
‘All his assumptions are based on growth in revenue. Not once does he mention profit. Also he accurately points out previous bubbles at least left usable infrastructure behind..
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Leadership: “no, ai isn’t a bubble. He’s a five page article from a Respected Analyst You’ve Never Heard of proving it.”
‘All his assumptions are based on growth in revenue. Not once does he mention profit. Also he accurately points out previous bubbles at least left usable infrastructure behind..
‘All his assumptions are based on growth in revenue. Not once does he mention profit. Also he accurately points out previous bubbles at least left usable infrastructure behind..
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Joyce Carol Oats Henry VIII
🤝
Boer hunting
🤝
Boer hunting
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Joyce Carol Oats Henry VIII
🤝
Boer hunting
🤝
Boer hunting
lol triggering the office bros by calling their vehicle a swasticar trololol
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
lol triggering the office bros by calling their vehicle a swasticar trololol
Today was a bad day to return to booskee
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Today was a bad day to return to booskee
Oh no accidental bread and butter pudding for breakfast
November 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Oh no accidental bread and butter pudding for breakfast
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Like, yeah, yeah, you have your Groundwork of the Metaphysics for Morals and What Do We Owe Each Other and Man's Search for Meaning but in the end there's still no greater philosophical analysis of the plight of humanity than this.
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Like, yeah, yeah, you have your Groundwork of the Metaphysics for Morals and What Do We Owe Each Other and Man's Search for Meaning but in the end there's still no greater philosophical analysis of the plight of humanity than this.
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damn this would've been a great time for alt text
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
damn this would've been a great time for alt text
No one liked my Queen ozymandias and I’m miffed
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
No one liked my Queen ozymandias and I’m miffed
She keeps the vast and the trunkless
Legs of stone in her desert
“View my works and despair”
Ozymandias is the best!
A wrinkled lip, a shattered sneer
A cold command
At anytime my empire will defiiiiiine
Legs of stone in her desert
“View my works and despair”
Ozymandias is the best!
A wrinkled lip, a shattered sneer
A cold command
At anytime my empire will defiiiiiine
October 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
She keeps the vast and the trunkless
Legs of stone in her desert
“View my works and despair”
Ozymandias is the best!
A wrinkled lip, a shattered sneer
A cold command
At anytime my empire will defiiiiiine
Legs of stone in her desert
“View my works and despair”
Ozymandias is the best!
A wrinkled lip, a shattered sneer
A cold command
At anytime my empire will defiiiiiine
Met a traveller from an ancient
LAND
Saw two trunks standing in the
SAND
Wrinkled lip and shattered
VISAGE
Frowning face gives cold
COMMAND
LAND
Saw two trunks standing in the
SAND
Wrinkled lip and shattered
VISAGE
Frowning face gives cold
COMMAND
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Met a traveller from an ancient
LAND
Saw two trunks standing in the
SAND
Wrinkled lip and shattered
VISAGE
Frowning face gives cold
COMMAND
LAND
Saw two trunks standing in the
SAND
Wrinkled lip and shattered
VISAGE
Frowning face gives cold
COMMAND
Ok what’s with the ozymandiflood? My feed is wall to wall riffs of kings, I’m not mad I’m just old and confused
October 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Ok what’s with the ozymandiflood? My feed is wall to wall riffs of kings, I’m not mad I’m just old and confused
Ngl this whole “going back to full time work” business is a bit of a shock to the system.
Particularly with the “office commute” add-on I’ve not optioned in years
Particularly with the “office commute” add-on I’ve not optioned in years
October 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Ngl this whole “going back to full time work” business is a bit of a shock to the system.
Particularly with the “office commute” add-on I’ve not optioned in years
Particularly with the “office commute” add-on I’ve not optioned in years
You do, it’s the Tone police
when you get on the Discover Feed you should get some kind of audiovisual warning signal, like you’re in Top Gun and rhe enemy fighter gets a missile lock on
It's funny that the immediate way I can tell a bluesky post has gotten outside of my usual follower group is that the rate of Standard Bluesky Doomerism shoots way up.
Just tons of people like, "you believe the law should be enforced on politicians? LOL. ROFL, even."
Just tons of people like, "you believe the law should be enforced on politicians? LOL. ROFL, even."
October 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
You do, it’s the Tone police
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Throws PokeBall:
GO, YEONGNO!
I CHOOSE YOU for this timeline.
Go on, got. Get on up to heaven lil guy
GO, YEONGNO!
I CHOOSE YOU for this timeline.
Go on, got. Get on up to heaven lil guy
October 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Throws PokeBall:
GO, YEONGNO!
I CHOOSE YOU for this timeline.
Go on, got. Get on up to heaven lil guy
GO, YEONGNO!
I CHOOSE YOU for this timeline.
Go on, got. Get on up to heaven lil guy
Whelp, looks like my time for doom-scrolling and mid-week bike riding is getting curtailed - I start a new job Monday!
Only a 12 month contract, but after nearly a year looking I’m excited to be getting back in action
Only a 12 month contract, but after nearly a year looking I’m excited to be getting back in action
October 24, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Whelp, looks like my time for doom-scrolling and mid-week bike riding is getting curtailed - I start a new job Monday!
Only a 12 month contract, but after nearly a year looking I’m excited to be getting back in action
Only a 12 month contract, but after nearly a year looking I’m excited to be getting back in action
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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
Little miss away at school camp, excited that they’re starting at a place with extensive water slides.
The kids aren’t allowed on them :/
The kids aren’t allowed on them :/
October 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Little miss away at school camp, excited that they’re starting at a place with extensive water slides.
The kids aren’t allowed on them :/
The kids aren’t allowed on them :/
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“Actual plays are modern soap operas” is a take on going to have to sit with for a while
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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October 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
“Actual plays are modern soap operas” is a take on going to have to sit with for a while
vt.tiktok.com/ZSUtPtAvJ/
vt.tiktok.com/ZSUtPtAvJ/
“Actual plays are modern soap operas” is a take on going to have to sit with for a while
vt.tiktok.com/ZSUtPtAvJ/
vt.tiktok.com/ZSUtPtAvJ/
TikTok - Make Your Day
vt.tiktok.com
October 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
“Actual plays are modern soap operas” is a take on going to have to sit with for a while
vt.tiktok.com/ZSUtPtAvJ/
vt.tiktok.com/ZSUtPtAvJ/