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professor of fallout 3 haterology
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watcher of horror movies, player of video games, committer of felony plant neglect

canadian men dm me i will be your dutiful house husband if you rescue me from the united states please 🥺 you can hide my passport if you dont trust me
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im not calling them skeets
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I'm gonna be real with you: I think if we just had a winter games showcase you'd get the same number of people watching it.

Hey everyone here's 20 trailers. Yippie! Hooray! [Pikmin sounds]
December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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MAGAZINER: A hardworking man w/no criminal record who raised 3 sons to be Marines -- ICE agents tackled him while he was mowing lawn & imprisoned him. Will you consider him for parole?

NOEM: Everyone in this country illegally has an opportunity to voluntarily go home

M: He raised 3 Marines
December 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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MAGAZINER: Will you thank Mr Brown for his service to our country?

NOEM: Thank you Mr Brown

M: Now what explanation can there be for locking up his wife for months when she has committed no crime other than writing a couple bad checks for $80

NOEM: It's not my job to pick which laws get enforced
December 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Ramirez to Noem: "You lied on the record and you lied to members of this committee. You violated court orders by not turning around deportation flights bound for El Salvador where we know that hundreds of people under your leadership reported they were raped, beaten, and nearly died."
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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There’s no need to treat these people as anything but the sordid rabble of crooks and grifters and subnormal bigots that they are.
Noem leaves the hearing and is heckled as she departs the room
December 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing

BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?

GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now

THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
praying for these soldiers in particular to get shredded when they get us into a war with venezuela 🙏
WATCH: U.S. forces seize oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
he was so real for this one
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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He finally admits it.
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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World heritage post imo
December 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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NEW: The AI chatbot unveiled by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth today was asked about the legality of a "hypothetical" scenario where two survivors of an airstrike against a boat were killed in a follow-up strike.

The chatbot described the actions as "unambiguously illegal." san.com/cc/the-milit...
The military's new AI says 'hypothetical' boat strike scenario 'unambiguously illegal’
An AI chatbot unveiled by the Pentagon appears to have described airstrikes against suspected drug smugglers at sea as “illegal.”
san.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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barring some sort of society-wide denazification effort I am basically not at all interested in reintegrating anyone involved in this administration after it all comes crashing down. if someone comes to me with DOGE on their resume I will tell them to fuck off until my dying day
December 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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"video game mechanics?" Actually, they're called developers.
December 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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…Holy Fucking Shit.
BREAKING: Democrats have *flipped* a seat in Georgia's state House tonight.

Democrat Eric Gisler has won the seat, which was previously held by a Republican who resigned this fall.

This is a red territory: Trump won the district by 13% in 2024.
December 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
terrorizing latinos with ethnic cleansing campaigns turns them against your party. follow for more sage political advice
CONFIRMED: Eileen Higgins, a Democrat, will be the new mayor of Miami.

She'll be the city's first Democratic mayor since the 1990s. She flipped the office from Republicans, and does so easily. She leads the DeSantis-endorsed Emilio González 59/41 right now with most ballots counted.
December 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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You think old man Leon is gonna keep the tramp stamp in RE9?
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
dilf leon..?
December 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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first look at Leon in Resident Evil Requiem via PlayStation Network updated key art www.ign.com/articles/con...
December 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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So Trump basically admits that he has no clue, and issues pardons and executive orders because people telling him to.
(insert obligatory "...in any other administration a major scandal yada yada yada..." here)
POLITICO: You pardoned the former president of Honduras even though he was convicted in a massive intl drug trafficking scheme. How is that 0 tolerance on drug trafficking?

TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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mcdonalds deleted their ai ad, bullying works
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
sam altman is a dumb twink
December 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM