Still on social media way too much
-Porfirio Díaz
-Porfirio Díaz
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
"That's my couch," said a woman standing nearby. "It's been on my porch for four years because it won't fit up the stairs. My neighbor will be pleased it's gone now."
They used it to call their lawyer, who called their state representative, who ultimately got them released on the condition they tell people they were “treated kindly.”