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Complete Travisty
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Reluctant Texan by way of St. Louis Still on social media way too much
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all this ending with Congress inviting the Dutch to benevolently invade wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world I guess
YOU CAN'T DEMOLISH THE WHITE HOUSE! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!
listen, if Peter the Great could
build St Petersburg from scratch during the Great Northern War, Trump can build his East Wing Palace during his two-front war against Portland and Latin American fishermen
Everyday they make a new torment nexus
Shield AI has developed X-Bat, an unmanned, AI-piloted fighter jet with vertical takeoff and landing capabilities.

The X-Bat will be piloted by an AI software developed by Shield AI called Hivemind.
CNBC exclusive: First look at Shield AI's new AI-piloted military fighter drone
Shield AI has developed X-Bat, an unmanned, AI-piloted fighter jet with vertical takeoff and landing capabilities.
cnb.cx
There’s a non-zero chance Trump demolishes the entire White House and builds Mar A Lago North in its place
I may actually be more confounded by the fact the mustard one isn’t yellow
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
Why think about the Roman Empire daily when you can think about Operation Fortitude?
So the White House has to be just absolutely full of asbestos, right?
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Ammi @ammi.me · 3d
Who's solving the Louvre robbery?

Right answers only.
Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only.
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lol the blocklists are way ahead of me
‘Cuz when the king went too far Parliament actually *fought back*
No Kings is a good slogan but if we're being pedantic then it seems important that Trump is claiming much more expansive powers than any English king ever had.
Wait a second what exactly is the age gap between Kate Mulgrew and Peter Falk?
Bad news at the physical I guess
Doocy: Does this help get you into heaven?

Trump: I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I think I’m not heaven bound.
Somehow my routine for when the wife is away on business has become get drunk and watch Hong Kong action movies
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Pretty sure that when you have giant frogs everywhere, God is very disappointed in how you are treating immigrants.
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
Texas is a bottomless well of these

Manor
Mexia
Burnet
Iraan
Refugio
Gruene
Waxahachie
Humble
Manchaca
And so so many more
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?