CoconutRouter in Crossbell
@coconutrouter.bsky.social
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Support Indie Devs and Musicians
Currently going through the Trails Series
📀Now Playing: New Life Will Grow by Stereosity
Support Indie Devs and Musicians
Currently going through the Trails Series
📀Now Playing: New Life Will Grow by Stereosity
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Shit, I forgot to pick this up at MAGFest
January 13, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Shit, I forgot to pick this up at MAGFest
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Who is out here telling people that pointedly showing me a graph of your viewers vs subscribers while speaking in a wounded and accusatory tone is gonna make me want to boost your engagement metrics?
"Only x% of you are subscribed."
Cool, shut 100% the fuck up.
"Only x% of you are subscribed."
Cool, shut 100% the fuck up.
January 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Who is out here telling people that pointedly showing me a graph of your viewers vs subscribers while speaking in a wounded and accusatory tone is gonna make me want to boost your engagement metrics?
"Only x% of you are subscribed."
Cool, shut 100% the fuck up.
"Only x% of you are subscribed."
Cool, shut 100% the fuck up.
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thinking about a version of Crash Bandicoot where everything's the same except this fucker is called Dr. Neo Pronouns and every game he goes by new ones
eventually he starts crying that Crash "never addresses me properly" and that orange bastard just goes "WOAH" and spins him into a pit again
eventually he starts crying that Crash "never addresses me properly" and that orange bastard just goes "WOAH" and spins him into a pit again
January 13, 2026 at 6:13 AM
thinking about a version of Crash Bandicoot where everything's the same except this fucker is called Dr. Neo Pronouns and every game he goes by new ones
eventually he starts crying that Crash "never addresses me properly" and that orange bastard just goes "WOAH" and spins him into a pit again
eventually he starts crying that Crash "never addresses me properly" and that orange bastard just goes "WOAH" and spins him into a pit again
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The developers of PEAK explain pricing
January 12, 2026 at 7:01 AM
The developers of PEAK explain pricing
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@patstaresat.bsky.social The Stardew Streaming Experience™️
January 12, 2026 at 9:52 PM
@patstaresat.bsky.social The Stardew Streaming Experience™️
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This man needs more polygons he looks like Max Payne on the PS2
January 12, 2026 at 10:34 PM
This man needs more polygons he looks like Max Payne on the PS2
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bro what i had no idea i thought it was like a little indie game for babies shows what i know
January 12, 2026 at 8:03 PM
bro what i had no idea i thought it was like a little indie game for babies shows what i know
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Thanks everyone for coming out to the GB meetup! I yet again tackled my extreme anxiety of not knowing what to say or do via the power of being excited to see you all!
January 12, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Thanks everyone for coming out to the GB meetup! I yet again tackled my extreme anxiety of not knowing what to say or do via the power of being excited to see you all!
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that image of all the girls keeps getting reposted (you know the one) so I drew going on a date with all of them
June 9, 2024 at 10:02 AM
that image of all the girls keeps getting reposted (you know the one) so I drew going on a date with all of them
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I like girls, but there's one I like the most. And last month we got married
Full album: www.jocat.net/echo-jo-wedd...
Full album: www.jocat.net/echo-jo-wedd...
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I like girls, but there's one I like the most. And last month we got married
Full album: www.jocat.net/echo-jo-wedd...
Full album: www.jocat.net/echo-jo-wedd...
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Can’t wait for the CSB convo that leads to WoolieVs Stardew that results in a 4 way farm co-op play through with Pat, Peach, Woolie, and Reggie which prompts a VS Wolves recommendation that spins off into an ep where Woolie and Eyepatch Wolf ruin all the farms somehow (hyper cope)
January 12, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Can’t wait for the CSB convo that leads to WoolieVs Stardew that results in a 4 way farm co-op play through with Pat, Peach, Woolie, and Reggie which prompts a VS Wolves recommendation that spins off into an ep where Woolie and Eyepatch Wolf ruin all the farms somehow (hyper cope)
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tim sweeney: pedophile
January 12, 2026 at 2:01 AM
tim sweeney: pedophile
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guys who are almost always (90%<) jobbers in manga
- earth heavenly king
- guy who gets really big
- guy who can't feel pain
- guy who's whole thing is being good at defense
- guy who is a masochist and wants to get hurt
- 'the real villain gave me an artifact'
- earth heavenly king
- guy who gets really big
- guy who can't feel pain
- guy who's whole thing is being good at defense
- guy who is a masochist and wants to get hurt
- 'the real villain gave me an artifact'
January 11, 2026 at 4:06 AM
guys who are almost always (90%<) jobbers in manga
- earth heavenly king
- guy who gets really big
- guy who can't feel pain
- guy who's whole thing is being good at defense
- guy who is a masochist and wants to get hurt
- 'the real villain gave me an artifact'
- earth heavenly king
- guy who gets really big
- guy who can't feel pain
- guy who's whole thing is being good at defense
- guy who is a masochist and wants to get hurt
- 'the real villain gave me an artifact'
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The best part about dota is if you think a hero is overpowered all you gotta do is play as them in your next game and you'll quickly learn how much bullshit you can do to completely shut that very same hero down
January 11, 2026 at 4:57 PM
The best part about dota is if you think a hero is overpowered all you gotta do is play as them in your next game and you'll quickly learn how much bullshit you can do to completely shut that very same hero down
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Brody King being on #AEWCollision is AWESOME.
For those in the broader BlueSky community, this man showed up in Mexico City wearing an ABOLISH ICE shirt on international television, and then he and the AEW community raised over $30K for families affected by ICE raids. ❤️✊
For those in the broader BlueSky community, this man showed up in Mexico City wearing an ABOLISH ICE shirt on international television, and then he and the AEW community raised over $30K for families affected by ICE raids. ❤️✊
AEW's Brody King Raises Over $27K for Families Affected By ICE - WrestleJoy
Professional wrestler Brody King, a prominent figure in All Elite Wrestling, recently took a strong public stance against U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), sparking a significant fundrai...
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January 11, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Brody King being on #AEWCollision is AWESOME.
For those in the broader BlueSky community, this man showed up in Mexico City wearing an ABOLISH ICE shirt on international television, and then he and the AEW community raised over $30K for families affected by ICE raids. ❤️✊
For those in the broader BlueSky community, this man showed up in Mexico City wearing an ABOLISH ICE shirt on international television, and then he and the AEW community raised over $30K for families affected by ICE raids. ❤️✊
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So many people were so happy at MAGfest. It did me a lot of good to see it.
January 11, 2026 at 2:28 PM
So many people were so happy at MAGfest. It did me a lot of good to see it.
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If FF13 has a single left hater then it is me.
If FF13 has no haters it means I am dead.
If FF13 has no haters it means I am dead.
So how often do you fight SuperButterBuns on this?
January 11, 2026 at 2:21 AM
If FF13 has a single left hater then it is me.
If FF13 has no haters it means I am dead.
If FF13 has no haters it means I am dead.
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I doubt this is real but I can easily see some dumb hollywood exec going 'people watch 12 hour youtube videos so our movies can be that long'
4 hours???? Somebody need they ass beat for this
January 10, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I doubt this is real but I can easily see some dumb hollywood exec going 'people watch 12 hour youtube videos so our movies can be that long'
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This was me using my leverless for the first time, I normally wouldn't have these kinds of problems!
January 10, 2026 at 5:03 AM
This was me using my leverless for the first time, I normally wouldn't have these kinds of problems!
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I go to the laundromat, I ask "Is my order done yet?"
The man at the counter smiles and says 'Marvel!'
I nod. I know they're washed.
The man at the counter smiles and says 'Marvel!'
I nod. I know they're washed.
Marvel Reportedly Shelves “Blade” Film
www.darkhorizons.com/marvel-repor...
www.darkhorizons.com/marvel-repor...
January 10, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I go to the laundromat, I ask "Is my order done yet?"
The man at the counter smiles and says 'Marvel!'
I nod. I know they're washed.
The man at the counter smiles and says 'Marvel!'
I nod. I know they're washed.