Jorlan
@cmdrjorlan.bsky.social
"CMDR" is a gaming title, not a military one. Retired from Elite Dangerous. Cybersecurity. Food hacker. Casual gamer. Escaping the Elon-sphere. UFO/High Strangeness nerd.
If you have to wear a lapel pin of yourself, you might be a fascist loser.
Helps Trump remember who he is...when he forgets...two, three times...an hour
January 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
If you have to wear a lapel pin of yourself, you might be a fascist loser.
Good primer on explaining to your MAGA relatives what "Murder 2" is. www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
Video: Videos Contradict Trump Administration Account of ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
An analysis of footage from three camera angles show that the vehicle appears to be turning away from a federal officer as he opened fire.
www.nytimes.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Good primer on explaining to your MAGA relatives what "Murder 2" is. www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
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January 4, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop…
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop…
January 6, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop…
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop…
Let's go 2026. tenor.com/view/jon-sno...
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January 1, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Let's go 2026. tenor.com/view/jon-sno...
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In a sane world, I'd say "Got him."
Epstein record EFTA00020517 features an FBI intake report dated 10/27/2020. An unidentified individual had reported that Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein had raped an unidentified woman when she was a child. #OpDeathEaters
December 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
In a sane world, I'd say "Got him."
The now infamous 60 minutes CECOT piece. archive.org/details/insi...
Inside CECOT | 60 Minutes : CBS News : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Sharyn Alfonsi's Inside CECOT for 60 Minutes, which was censored by Bari Weiss, as it appeared on Canada's Global TV app.
archive.org
December 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The now infamous 60 minutes CECOT piece. archive.org/details/insi...
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The era we are living in offers too many illustrations of greed, narcissism, and hatefulness. But I still believe we can recommit ourselves to serving the common good of all Americans. [Artwork by Jennifer Bloomer]
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The era we are living in offers too many illustrations of greed, narcissism, and hatefulness. But I still believe we can recommit ourselves to serving the common good of all Americans. [Artwork by Jennifer Bloomer]
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On the name "Teflon Don:" Teflon eventually breaks down. When the coating breaks down, things start to stick. And when that coating is broken: it becomes toxic.
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
On the name "Teflon Don:" Teflon eventually breaks down. When the coating breaks down, things start to stick. And when that coating is broken: it becomes toxic.
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ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
Whoever took Azure/O365 down, I love you.
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Whoever took Azure/O365 down, I love you.
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why do nazis keep showing up
October 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
why do nazis keep showing up
Pretty sure headshotting a minister with open arms is not something Jesus would have done.
Reverend David Black, other faith leaders, journalists, and protestors have joined a class action lawsuit alleging ICE violated their First Amendment rights during protests outside a detention center.
The brutality of this regime is on full display.
The brutality of this regime is on full display.
October 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Pretty sure headshotting a minister with open arms is not something Jesus would have done.
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October 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
October 4, 2025 at 7:45 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Neat. In the meantime, I think Disney execs needs to sit down and watch Andor. Because clearly they haven't. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pa1...
The Mandalorian and Grogu | Official Trailer | In Theaters May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Star Wars
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September 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Neat. In the meantime, I think Disney execs needs to sit down and watch Andor. Because clearly they haven't. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pa1...
How do we petition the emoji authorities to publish an inverted US flag to denote distress?
September 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
How do we petition the emoji authorities to publish an inverted US flag to denote distress?
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