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cmdrjorlan.bsky.social
Jorlan
@cmdrjorlan.bsky.social
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"CMDR" is a gaming title, not a military one. Retired from Elite Dangerous. Cybersecurity. Food hacker. Casual gamer. Escaping the Elon-sphere. UFO/High Strangeness nerd.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 2h
As an Orange owner, this is a ball of WMD.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 8h
Ironically he looks healthier in this meme.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 8h
They don't deserve that "metal" of a title. Call them the Dork Enlightenment.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d
ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 2d
a cartoon of donald trump sitting at a desk with his mouth taped
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 4d
why do nazis keep showing up
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 7d
Pretty sure headshotting a minister with open arms is not something Jesus would have done.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 7d
Reverend David Black, other faith leaders, journalists, and protestors have joined a class action lawsuit alleging ICE violated their First Amendment rights during protests outside a detention center.

The brutality of this regime is on full display.
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👣COCA👣 🇺🇦 🐸 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 7d
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 7d
Illegitimi non carborundum. ❤️
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 7d
a man with a beard is smiling and wearing a hat
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 9d
Same.

#AlsoTiredOfWaitingForTheEPSTEIN_Files
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 9d
Great read my friend.
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 11d
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 13d
I regret I can only submit one ❤️ to this post.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 18d
a man in overalls and a red hat is standing in a room with a kapwing logo on the bottom
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 18d
You beat me to it!
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 18d
o7 !!!
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 19d
I need a tylenol just from reading all this bullshit about tylenol.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 19d
...and if she's not a Nazi, she sure does vote like one. 🤔
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 19d
This is in my PTS homework list on Audible!
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 19d
Good god.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 19d
This puts my adrenal glands into overdrive.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 19d
I can't look at the man without instantly dressing him in an SS uniform.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 20d
I prefer to call it the Xhitter.
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Jorlan @cmdrjorlan.bsky.social · 23d
Neat. In the meantime, I think Disney execs needs to sit down and watch Andor. Because clearly they haven't. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pa1...
The Mandalorian and Grogu | Official Trailer | In Theaters May 22, 2026
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