Christopher Jordan
@cjfedora.bsky.social
I like comic books, cats, Formula One, video games, and Manchester United.
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A candid Christmas skunk (yes, he was decorating the tree in his underwear, haha). #chunkyskunk #oc #chubby
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December 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
A candid Christmas skunk (yes, he was decorating the tree in his underwear, haha). #chunkyskunk #oc #chubby
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Patreon.com/Jaymz
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#OnThisDay in ’92, at Firebird Raceway near Phoenix, Ayrton Senna tested a Penske #IndyCar in secret, encouraged by then current Penske ace Emerson Fittipaldi. Ayrton was very quick - 0.5sec faster than Emmo - but he decided to continue in #F1 & he never drove an IndyCar again.
December 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
#OnThisDay in ’92, at Firebird Raceway near Phoenix, Ayrton Senna tested a Penske #IndyCar in secret, encouraged by then current Penske ace Emerson Fittipaldi. Ayrton was very quick - 0.5sec faster than Emmo - but he decided to continue in #F1 & he never drove an IndyCar again.
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There should be a one question customer satisfaction survey at half time at football matches. If more than half the people in the stadium are dissatisfied then all ticket holders and TV rights holders should get their money back for that particular match.
December 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
There should be a one question customer satisfaction survey at half time at football matches. If more than half the people in the stadium are dissatisfied then all ticket holders and TV rights holders should get their money back for that particular match.
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Lego sets should not have stickers. All parts should be printed.
December 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Lego sets should not have stickers. All parts should be printed.
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Remembering Colin Chapman, who died #OnThisDay in ’82, aged 54. Under his direction Team Lotus won 7 #F1 constructors’ titles, 6 drivers’ titles & the #Indy500. The aces he ran are numerous, but here’s a wonderful Rainer Schlegelmilch pic of him with the greatest of them all.
December 16, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Remembering Colin Chapman, who died #OnThisDay in ’82, aged 54. Under his direction Team Lotus won 7 #F1 constructors’ titles, 6 drivers’ titles & the #Indy500. The aces he ran are numerous, but here’s a wonderful Rainer Schlegelmilch pic of him with the greatest of them all.
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Also love having a big, fat tummy
December 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Also love having a big, fat tummy
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Look out. #Supergirl lands in theaters June 26.
December 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Look out. #Supergirl lands in theaters June 26.
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Short cars should be made to have tall roof aerials with a flag attached so that other drivers in a car park can see a space is filled before starting to turn into the space.
December 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Short cars should be made to have tall roof aerials with a flag attached so that other drivers in a car park can see a space is filled before starting to turn into the space.
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As well as cycle lanes we also need phone lanes. For those walking slowly on the pavement looking at their phones, so they don't get in the way of normal people who are shopping or going to work or the pub.
December 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
As well as cycle lanes we also need phone lanes. For those walking slowly on the pavement looking at their phones, so they don't get in the way of normal people who are shopping or going to work or the pub.
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December 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Every country has That One Cunt. A former political leader whose terrible policies are still responsible for most of the problems with the country to this day. For Brits it's Thatcher. For Americans it's Reagan. No matter where you are, there's always one.
December 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Every country has That One Cunt. A former political leader whose terrible policies are still responsible for most of the problems with the country to this day. For Brits it's Thatcher. For Americans it's Reagan. No matter where you are, there's always one.
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A sketch of this bunny because I love the idea of them being in a medieval setting or a LARP where they're playing a wooden whistle.
TBH they're pretty much me. There's very little "faceting" thus far with them that some of my other OCs have-they're pretty close to my own default state. #Rourkieart
TBH they're pretty much me. There's very little "faceting" thus far with them that some of my other OCs have-they're pretty close to my own default state. #Rourkieart
December 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A sketch of this bunny because I love the idea of them being in a medieval setting or a LARP where they're playing a wooden whistle.
TBH they're pretty much me. There's very little "faceting" thus far with them that some of my other OCs have-they're pretty close to my own default state. #Rourkieart
TBH they're pretty much me. There's very little "faceting" thus far with them that some of my other OCs have-they're pretty close to my own default state. #Rourkieart
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Been working out the details on this critter for a while:
Meet River! They're the true neutral between Rourke and Rosie gender wise; they have elements of both.
Just another stop on the gender spectrum as I revamp and revise the scale. :0)
#RourkieArt #MyArt
Meet River! They're the true neutral between Rourke and Rosie gender wise; they have elements of both.
Just another stop on the gender spectrum as I revamp and revise the scale. :0)
#RourkieArt #MyArt
December 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Been working out the details on this critter for a while:
Meet River! They're the true neutral between Rourke and Rosie gender wise; they have elements of both.
Just another stop on the gender spectrum as I revamp and revise the scale. :0)
#RourkieArt #MyArt
Meet River! They're the true neutral between Rourke and Rosie gender wise; they have elements of both.
Just another stop on the gender spectrum as I revamp and revise the scale. :0)
#RourkieArt #MyArt
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It’s official! Lando Norris completes the UK’s #F1 #First11. Today he became the 11th British F1 world champion, after Mike Hawthorn, Graham Hill, Jim Clark, John Surtees, Jackie Stewart, James Hunt, Nigel Mansell, Damon Hill, Lewis Hamilton & Jenson Button. Bravo 👏! #AbuDhabiGP
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It’s official! Lando Norris completes the UK’s #F1 #First11. Today he became the 11th British F1 world champion, after Mike Hawthorn, Graham Hill, Jim Clark, John Surtees, Jackie Stewart, James Hunt, Nigel Mansell, Damon Hill, Lewis Hamilton & Jenson Button. Bravo 👏! #AbuDhabiGP
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My elderly mum died four years ago. Months later my dad, 78, who can't work the internet, had smart TV trouble & I accidentally saw his Youtube search history. One was "woman pube shave" & so began a rollercoaster of emotion, from pity to abject horror, that still keeps me awake.
December 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My elderly mum died four years ago. Months later my dad, 78, who can't work the internet, had smart TV trouble & I accidentally saw his Youtube search history. One was "woman pube shave" & so began a rollercoaster of emotion, from pity to abject horror, that still keeps me awake.
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Sorry… Keke is 77 today… not 78! 😬
#HappyBirthday Keke Rosberg, 78. I’ve developed a firm friendship with him over many years, & a couple of years ago I wrote a #MotorSport column about him. He’s a great guy. ICYMI when I wrote it, click below to read it now.
www.motorsportmagazine.com/articles/sin...
www.motorsportmagazine.com/articles/sin...
Keke Rosberg: F1's magnificent Viking warrior
F1's original Flying Finn made his name with a ragged, opposite-locking and fast driving style. Behind the scenes, Keke Rosberg is no less entertaining, writes Matt Bishop
www.motorsportmagazine.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Sorry… Keke is 77 today… not 78! 😬
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How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
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Oh no, not-so-secret alternative version...
Well? Aren't you going to open your present?
Well? Aren't you going to open your present?
December 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Oh no, not-so-secret alternative version...
Well? Aren't you going to open your present?
Well? Aren't you going to open your present?
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forgot i made this audio 🐶
December 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
forgot i made this audio 🐶
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November 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Anyone want this chubby bunny under their tree this year?
Patreon.com/Jaymz #chubby #oc #baxterconejo
Patreon.com/Jaymz #chubby #oc #baxterconejo
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Anyone want this chubby bunny under their tree this year?
Patreon.com/Jaymz #chubby #oc #baxterconejo
Patreon.com/Jaymz #chubby #oc #baxterconejo
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November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Off Duty and feeling it😇
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Off Duty and feeling it😇
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I hate my job so much that I drink 4-5 litres of water a day when I'm in the office so I can go to the toilet more and spend more time away from my desk. It cannot be good for me.
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I hate my job so much that I drink 4-5 litres of water a day when I'm in the office so I can go to the toilet more and spend more time away from my desk. It cannot be good for me.