Ewan-Bert no more
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Ewan-Bert no more
@chuntycops.bsky.social
A disaster looking for somewhere to happen. Don't follow me for a follow back. I don't often look at this now.
Pinned
No, I can't forget the semen
On your face as we were leaving
But I guess that's just the way
Of glory holes...

Needs more work
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November 29, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Labour came in promising to cut energy bills by £300. Now they’re almost £200 higher, and they trumpet a change that won’t even cover the increase since they took office.

Is this really it??

Scotland deserves better than this chaos. A fresh start with independence. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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£26 billion tax rise announced today in Labour's budget

£90 billon, how much tax revenue is lost because of Brexit EVERY Year

The reason taxes are going up and spending is being cut is because we can't afford stuff because of Brexit!
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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A massive THANK YOU to @ianvisits.co.uk for featuring us in his excellent blog. There are lots of great gift ideas too, for Londonphiles and beyond. www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/14-...
14 gift ideas for Londonphilles this Christmas
What do you buy for the Londoner who probably has everything there is to do with London already? Here's a selection of what you might want to buy for them.
www.ianvisits.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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What an absolute cunt
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Who cares what these freeloaders think. The UK is on the bones of its arse and this is the news?
Fuck the fuck right off. A family of liars adulterers and alleged pedophiles?
FFS!
#abolishthemonarchy
news.sky.com/story/prince...
Princess of Wales says her children were 'very sad' to miss Paddington at Royal Variety Performance
William and Kate made their first appearance at the event - headlined by the cast of Paddington The Musical - since the princess's recovery from cancer.
news.sky.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Almost like it was 🐂💩 all along.
#NeverTrustARedTory
#LabourLiars
LATEST: The head of Labour’s flagship public energy company GB Energy has failed to back the party’s election pledge to cut bills by £300
GB Energy boss fails to back Labour's £300 bill cut pledge
www.thenational.scot
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November 16, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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It's real, and it's mind-blowing.

A complete lack of awareness and a national embarrassment.
Just some British patriots in Benidorm, taking over a street in Spain to shout in their own language about unwanted foreigners. It’s a blessing that they are too thick to understand irony.
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