Ewan-Bert no more
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Ewan-Bert no more
@chuntycops.bsky.social
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A disaster looking for somewhere to happen. Don't follow me for a follow back. I don't often look at this now.
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No, I can't forget the semen
On your face as we were leaving
But I guess that's just the way
Of glory holes...

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BREAKING: Prince Andrew will officially lose the title of 'prince' and vacate the Royal Lodge mansion
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No, I can't forget the semen
On your face as we were leaving
But I guess that's just the way
Of glory holes...

Needs more work
Innit tho. I've been watching it for ya. Went down to 9 last year in November then back up for Christmas. Fill yer cupboards, luv
@gunkle.bsky.social ello, luv.
Baileys is £11 a litre on Amazon 🤫
If only party members knew what that was 🤷🏻‍♂️
Me auntie Val on her way to next shift behind bar at Miner's Welfare. She's on buttering baps today an all
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📉 Our plan is working - NHS waiting lists are coming down in Scotland. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Jollops
a cartoon cat says " for shame " while walking
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Don't say you weren't warned
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Flump
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That woman from Better Boxes is going to drive me fucking insane.
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How do Welsh porcupines make love ?
Caerphilly.