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Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · Nov 30
Ok. I’m just. Gonna. Leave this here. I don’t have bargain basement deals, but I do have art. And gift cards. And suchlike. Ok thanks. Love you, byeee. { strangehours.com }
An angled photo of a shadowy wooden surface, on which some dried roses and small hourglasses sit. They frame a large black and white circular vinyl sticker of Strange Hours Atelier’s Crows Before Bros design. A text overlay in a flourishing banner reads: Strange Hours Atelier || Made By Hand In Pgh, PA. A superscript above the banner reads: Printmaking, Corvids A Specialty.
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dansheehan.bsky.social
Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
chronographia.bsky.social
Bless Ravelry in this the year 2k26 of the common era, someone has finally recreated a knitting pattern for the Party Girl sweater (Gaultier A/W ‘85).

ravel.me/party-girl-s...
Party Girl Sweater pattern by Shara Sprecher
GAUGE
ravel.me
February 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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mythologybot.boodoo.co
A139.13
Temperamental goddess.
February 3, 2026 at 5:44 AM
chronographia.bsky.social
Dressing groundhogs up as John Dee really never gets old.
chronographia.bsky.social Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · Feb 2
An older illustration of mine, but still good: Happy Groundhog Prognostication Day, darlings!
February 2, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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patterned.bsky.social
The great Oracle hog says six more weeks of winter.

#groundhogday #art #linocut
February 2, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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falseknees.bsky.social
Ferbruary #oldknees
A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"
February 1, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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rajandelman.bsky.social
There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 AM
chronographia.bsky.social
Pasiphaë posting hours.
mythologybot.boodoo.co MythologyBot @mythologybot.boodoo.co · 10d
B611.4
Bull paramour.
January 31, 2026 at 4:29 AM
chronographia.bsky.social
CONGRATUDOLENCES, YOU’VE UNLOCKED: a track not in the station database and therefore not in the playlist!

SHAZAM: does not recognize it!

GOOGLE: no search results!

Enjoy being tormented by that filthy baseline—just after Horsegirl—for as long as the archive’s up!!

spinitron.com/WTUL/pl/2190...
January 31, 2026 at 2:43 AM
chronographia.bsky.social
Nothing quite shoves your time-blindness in your face quite like going back into a livestream’s archived playlist to find a particular song, only to realize that you have no idea what hour it aired.

It was… uh. During daylight? Narrows it down a little? Before the song about the bike? After?
January 30, 2026 at 11:44 PM
chronographia.bsky.social
Ok, we’ve had the hockey romance rpf

But hear me out:
Hockey locked room murder mystery.
January 29, 2026 at 3:23 PM
chronographia.bsky.social
Blue Moon V-Neck Sweater pattern by Dutiers. Medium, sized up via gauge. Mods detailed on Ravelry: ravel.me/chronographi...
A photo of a handknit deep v-neck sweater hanging from a black wooden hanger against a dark wooden surface. The yarn is a grey-and-black marl, giving a salt-and-pepper appearance. The sweater blouses at the wrist ribbing and the cropped waist ribbing, but is otherwise a straightforward shape.Two cones of yarn sit on a wooden shelf in front of the sweater, one black and one purple-grey, along with a small pile of grey yarn ends. A low depth of field photo of a hand knit deep v-neck sweater hanging from a black wooden hanger against a dark wooden board. Close-to, the salt and pepper effect of the grey and black marled yarn is distinct, but further out the haloed fuzziness of the yarn dominates.
January 28, 2026 at 9:42 PM
chronographia.bsky.social
If you’re Allegheny County proper (I am not), please give the council a shout. And maybe an extra shout for all of us in the metro area who don’t have a say, but who are affected by their policies anyway.
jg-pgh.bsky.social Renee @jg-pgh.bsky.social · 12d
the part i like best & feel is 100% necessary is that it takes the decision off of anyone in office who might feel pressured to cooperate with ICE, b/c it bars future cooperation from future elected officials/county employees, too.

www.wesa.fm/politics-gov...
Allegheny County Council to consider bill barring ICE cooperation
The proposed legislation would build on existing policy to prohibit county employees from sharing county resources or data with ICE, unless they have a court order signed by a judge.
www.wesa.fm
January 28, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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daveweigel.bsky.social
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 PM
chronographia.bsky.social
Whew, Philip Glass is trending for good reasons* and not obituary reasons. My heart was in my throat for a moment there.
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* pulling his latest symphony premier from the Kennedy Center in protest of the fuckery
January 28, 2026 at 3:10 AM
chronographia.bsky.social
I not only knit a sweater in under a year, I knit a sweater in just shy of three months. Please clap.
January 28, 2026 at 1:22 AM
chronographia.bsky.social
Look, I don’t want to alarm all yinz, but it *is* snowing again.
January 27, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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rincewind.run
Discworld QOTD, from Carpe Jugulum
“Sin, young man, is when you treat people like things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is.” “It’s a lot more complicated than that - “ “No. It ain’t. When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they’re getting worried that they won’t like the truth. People as things, that’s where it starts.” “Oh, I’m sure there are worse crimes -“ “But they starts with thinking about people as things…”
January 25, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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jayarden.com
Pittsburgh, I need you to know that someone made a snow-tittysphinx.
Photo of the appropriately named Winter Mausoleum in Allegheny Cemetery: a large blocky stone mausoleum with large ornamental columns in the Egyptian Revival style, fronted by a wide set of seven stairs flanked by buxom sphinx statues. The mausoleum is surrounded by trees and everything is under a layer of about eight inches of snow. Several feet in front of the mausoleum, someone has sculpted a likeness of one large-breasted statue out of snow, replicating its engimatic smole with twigs plucked from a dead branch that lays nearby.
January 25, 2026 at 9:33 PM
chronographia.bsky.social
I don’t know. It’s a hard day in a hard week, in a hard month—hard times abound. But my jade plants decided to bloom. So something must be right.
A low-depth of field photo of two stalks of tiny star-shaped pink flowers blooming from a jade plant. Heavily blurred in the background is a white, snowy residential street. Snow has built up on the ledges of the window casement.
January 25, 2026 at 6:06 PM
chronographia.bsky.social
Anyway, the snow will be a nice break from exploding tree season.
January 24, 2026 at 7:19 PM
chronographia.bsky.social
Extremely normal city, extremely normal crimes.
damnslippy.slippy.me Slippy @damnslippy.slippy.me · 18d
just once could someone in this city do a normal crime
The full-sized harp that a man lugged to Point State Park Wednesday afternoon - before disrobing and jumping into the freezing river - had been stolen, police said Thursday. The harp, which is worth about $30,000, was stolen from a Bethel Park home, Pittsburgh police spokeswoman Cara Cruz said. She did not elaborate. The man who jumped into the river has not been identified.
January 22, 2026 at 6:37 PM
chronographia.bsky.social
W is for watching winter weather out the window.

(V is for vicuña, the llama’s wooly kin.)
January 21, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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sarahmargs.bsky.social
look i think we all long to come home and slay the suitors. who DOESN'T long to come home and slay the suitors?
April 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
chronographia.bsky.social
Bumping again, as Arisia’s Dealer Room constitutes most of my early year income! Also, I miss you and I’m really bummed to not be there before the gap year.
chronographia.bsky.social Chronographia @chronographia.bsky.social · 25d
Regrettably, due to cosmically bad vehicle troubles, I will not be vending at @arisia.bsky.social this year.

You can peruse the online shop if you want to help an independent artist out. (And you can buy stickers there, which the venue wouldn’t permit anyway.)

{ strangehours.com }
Home | Strange Hours Atelier :: made by hand in Pgh, PA
Curious millinery, esoteric artwork, and assorted whimsies, including Crows Before Bros shirts, stickers, & hand-printed patches.
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January 19, 2026 at 7:30 PM