Chronic Pumpkin
@chronic-pumpkin.bsky.social
✨Chronically ill & chronically chill 🍃 ADHD Squaddie 🧠 Skillful Snacker 🥨 Spoonie 🥄
So, it’s 2026…. Is Jax’s liver okay? #vpr #vanderpumprules
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January 27, 2026 at 7:36 PM
So, it’s 2026…. Is Jax’s liver okay? #vpr #vanderpumprules
Wouldn’t it be weird if like, scientists came up with something that could prevent this.
Measles in South Carolina has spread to almost 800 people, surpassing the 2025 West Texas outbreak that sickened hundreds and killed two young girls.
South Carolina measles outbreak reaches 789 cases, surpassing Texas
The ongoing outbreak has spread to at least 3 other states, sending hundreds of people into quarantine.
nbcnews.to
January 27, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Wouldn’t it be weird if like, scientists came up with something that could prevent this.
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my expectation of democratic senators is that they find 1/10th of the bravery of your average 70 year old lutheran lady following ICE around mpls in her subaru crosstrek
January 27, 2026 at 2:47 PM
my expectation of democratic senators is that they find 1/10th of the bravery of your average 70 year old lutheran lady following ICE around mpls in her subaru crosstrek
I can’t hold off eating any longer. I must start the pilgrimage downstairs for some wild rice soup. #chronicallyill
January 27, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I can’t hold off eating any longer. I must start the pilgrimage downstairs for some wild rice soup. #chronicallyill
Unless you want to send me money 🤷🏻♀️
January 27, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Unless you want to send me money 🤷🏻♀️
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Omg THE STATEMENT NECKLACES #vanderpumprules #vpr S1E1
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January 27, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Omg THE STATEMENT NECKLACES #vanderpumprules #vpr S1E1
Starting #VPR from S1E1 because my brain needs to visit a simpler time.
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January 27, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Starting #VPR from S1E1 because my brain needs to visit a simpler time.
Omg, Kizzi 🤦🏻♀️ kissing everyone on staff and then wants her ex to take her back 😂 #belowdeckmed
January 27, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Omg, Kizzi 🤦🏻♀️ kissing everyone on staff and then wants her ex to take her back 😂 #belowdeckmed
The eyeball licking thing is barf city tho. #belowdeckmed
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January 27, 2026 at 6:04 PM
The eyeball licking thing is barf city tho. #belowdeckmed
Actually some of my favorite cast this season. LOVE Aesha! Loved Josh as chef, loved Nathan grow up and show up for Gael and V is wayyyyy too good for Joe #belowdeckmed
January 27, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Actually some of my favorite cast this season. LOVE Aesha! Loved Josh as chef, loved Nathan grow up and show up for Gael and V is wayyyyy too good for Joe #belowdeckmed
Catching up on the #belowdeckmed finale cuz I’m laid up in bed today. #fibromyalgia
January 27, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Catching up on the #belowdeckmed finale cuz I’m laid up in bed today. #fibromyalgia
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Bovino was forced out of Minnesota because the American people stood firm. Tens of thousands of people took to the streets in below-freezing temps to peacefully defend their neighbors & freedoms.
We’ll keep fighting. No more deaths at the hands of rogue DHS agents.
We’ll keep fighting. No more deaths at the hands of rogue DHS agents.
Greg Bovino Loses His Job
The Border Patrol chief has been ousted from his role as “commander at large,” and will return to El Centro.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Bovino was forced out of Minnesota because the American people stood firm. Tens of thousands of people took to the streets in below-freezing temps to peacefully defend their neighbors & freedoms.
We’ll keep fighting. No more deaths at the hands of rogue DHS agents.
We’ll keep fighting. No more deaths at the hands of rogue DHS agents.
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I’ve never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.
January 27, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I’ve never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
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It's not quite the most pressing issue at the moment, but the American people absolutely have a right to know the names of the federal officials who shot and killed a man peacefully protesting, who was on his knees, prone in the street when they shot him in the back.
January 27, 2026 at 1:58 PM
It's not quite the most pressing issue at the moment, but the American people absolutely have a right to know the names of the federal officials who shot and killed a man peacefully protesting, who was on his knees, prone in the street when they shot him in the back.
Well I woke up in this timeline again so, there’s that.
January 27, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Well I woke up in this timeline again so, there’s that.
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ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
January 26, 2026 at 10:14 PM
ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
I need to stop #doomscrolling and drink my #Moolatte
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January 26, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I need to stop #doomscrolling and drink my #Moolatte
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Wolves have a moment of silence for Alex Pretti, after seven seconds of silence several fans yell "FUCK ICE"
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Wolves have a moment of silence for Alex Pretti, after seven seconds of silence several fans yell "FUCK ICE"
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Slim Shady on the mic.
January 26, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Slim Shady on the mic.
I’m sad pumpkin today.
January 26, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I’m sad pumpkin today.