Chrissie
@chrissieroyal.bsky.social
Menopausal crazy cat lady with a dark sense of humour. When not caring for my dad I like to read and write whilst listening to all sorts of music. Watch a tiny bit of TV, occasional knitter. Happy wife, daughter, sister, auntie & friend . Politely, no DMs.
This is beautiful
I would like to be adopted, please 🥹
December 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This is beautiful
wtf america 😔
Immigrants ‘plucked out of line’ at citizenship ceremony at Faneuil Hall “the cradle of liberty”.
If you ever claimed you want immigrants to do it the right way, this should outrage you. On the other hand, If you think this was okay, you need to come to terms with your white nationalist views.
If you ever claimed you want immigrants to do it the right way, this should outrage you. On the other hand, If you think this was okay, you need to come to terms with your white nationalist views.
December 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
wtf america 😔
I am SO HAPPY for Lando Norris. SO HAPPY!! #F1 #WorldChampion
December 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I am SO HAPPY for Lando Norris. SO HAPPY!! #F1 #WorldChampion
Things I have no patience for today - every Brit who doesn’t know the story behind the Trafalgar Square Christmas tree, MAGA people genuinely believing that the FIFA Peace Prize is in any way prestigious and not seeing the whole world laughing at it, and Meghan Markle. And that’s just for starters.
December 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Things I have no patience for today - every Brit who doesn’t know the story behind the Trafalgar Square Christmas tree, MAGA people genuinely believing that the FIFA Peace Prize is in any way prestigious and not seeing the whole world laughing at it, and Meghan Markle. And that’s just for starters.
Smith & Burrows have entered the house. It’s starting to Iook a bit like Christmas #FunnyLookingAngels
December 6, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Smith & Burrows have entered the house. It’s starting to Iook a bit like Christmas #FunnyLookingAngels
I AM LITERALLY SEETHING!!!
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I AM LITERALLY SEETHING!!!
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK FIFA??
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK FIFA??
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December 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Sharing this and the comments #HealTheWorld
This nation would be a better place if just one White House reporter had the courage to ask "what the hell are you rambling about, old man?"
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.
Run on *that*
Run on *that*
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.
Run on *that*
Run on *that*
Anybody else think that Trump et al should just fuck off now?
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Anybody else think that Trump et al should just fuck off now?
The article includes this gem “President Trump has assembled the most talented and impressive Administration in history…” so I’m thinking Patel isn’t the problem…
BREAKING
President Trump is considering removing Kash Patel as FBI director in the coming months, as he and his top aides have grown increasingly frustrated by the unflattering headlines Patel has recently generated.
Full Story: bit.ly/3Xk8ViZ
President Trump is considering removing Kash Patel as FBI director in the coming months, as he and his top aides have grown increasingly frustrated by the unflattering headlines Patel has recently generated.
Full Story: bit.ly/3Xk8ViZ
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The article includes this gem “President Trump has assembled the most talented and impressive Administration in history…” so I’m thinking Patel isn’t the problem…
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I learnt two things today:
1. Sofa sex can be wild and exciting.
2. The staff in DFS are quite narrow-minded.
1. Sofa sex can be wild and exciting.
2. The staff in DFS are quite narrow-minded.
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I learnt two things today:
1. Sofa sex can be wild and exciting.
2. The staff in DFS are quite narrow-minded.
1. Sofa sex can be wild and exciting.
2. The staff in DFS are quite narrow-minded.
Really hope everybody has nominated President Zelensky for next year’s Peace Prize 🇺🇦
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Really hope everybody has nominated President Zelensky for next year’s Peace Prize 🇺🇦
The unexpected twist being that Obama will emerge from the shower and actually make America great again…
November 21, 2025 at 10:51 AM
The unexpected twist being that Obama will emerge from the shower and actually make America great again…
I’m genuinely starting to think that Trump believed he could run America like a bad episode of Dallas and now that ratings are plummeting he doesn’t want the job anymore. So scriptwriters have been asked to come up with increasingly bizarre ways to get him out so he can blame them.
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I’m genuinely starting to think that Trump believed he could run America like a bad episode of Dallas and now that ratings are plummeting he doesn’t want the job anymore. So scriptwriters have been asked to come up with increasingly bizarre ways to get him out so he can blame them.
Whilst I sympathise with the pain of those who lost loved ones nobody a clue what they were dealing with at the beginning of Covid. Everybody was doing their best given the ever changing information available in 2020. Nobody had 2025’s hindsight to work with.
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Whilst I sympathise with the pain of those who lost loved ones nobody a clue what they were dealing with at the beginning of Covid. Everybody was doing their best given the ever changing information available in 2020. Nobody had 2025’s hindsight to work with.
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Are you someone who wakes up happy to be alive and determined to enjoy the day with a smile on your face? Yes. Then fucking stay away from me.
November 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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If FIFA really wanted Americans to care about soccer, they probably shouldn't allow Donald Trump to dictate the terms of their brand name global tournament that only occurs every four years. This is how you dead stop any inroads soccer has been making in the USA.
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If FIFA really wanted Americans to care about soccer, they probably shouldn't allow Donald Trump to dictate the terms of their brand name global tournament that only occurs every four years. This is how you dead stop any inroads soccer has been making in the USA.
Good. Very good.
Oh wow! UK to ban resale of tickets above face value for live events
UK to ban resale of tickets above face value for live events
Aggressive crackdown on touts comes after backlash over cost of watching live music and sport
on.ft.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Good. Very good.
Pals, I need your help. Family Secret Santas have been handed out. I need ideas for an 87 year old gentleman. I’m thinking humorous but not blue humorous. £20 max. And nothing to suggest it’s from his daughter…
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Pals, I need your help. Family Secret Santas have been handed out. I need ideas for an 87 year old gentleman. I’m thinking humorous but not blue humorous. £20 max. And nothing to suggest it’s from his daughter…
YOU DON’T SAY! 😱
No shit, Sherlock 🙄
No shit, Sherlock 🙄
This needs to get a LOT of traction.
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
YOU DON’T SAY! 😱
No shit, Sherlock 🙄
No shit, Sherlock 🙄
America needs a new President much more than the BBC needs new leadership. Why does the world pander to Trump’s temper tantrums? 🤬
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
America needs a new President much more than the BBC needs new leadership. Why does the world pander to Trump’s temper tantrums? 🤬
AS IF THE BBC COULD DO THAT ODIOUS AMERICAN TWAT ANY REPUTATIONAL HARM!! How fucking DARE he! 🤬
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
AS IF THE BBC COULD DO THAT ODIOUS AMERICAN TWAT ANY REPUTATIONAL HARM!! How fucking DARE he! 🤬
Whilst I understand why Panorama had to apologise for its creative editing it REALLY sticks in my craw. There are so many more important issues in the world right now than placating a man- baby.
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Whilst I understand why Panorama had to apologise for its creative editing it REALLY sticks in my craw. There are so many more important issues in the world right now than placating a man- baby.