Chris Longman
@chrislongman.bsky.social
Software developer-turned-attorney. Focusing on security and privacy issues. Probably breaking 3D printers right now. He/him/hockey. Thoughts are my own.
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Brandon Montour scored on a 96 mph shot to tie the game and notch his third goal in two contests. #NHLStats
Watch now 🌎: https://www.nhl.com/smartlinks?handle=app-othercountries
Watch now 🌎: https://www.nhl.com/smartlinks?handle=app-othercountries
November 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Brandon Montour scored on a 96 mph shot to tie the game and notch his third goal in two contests. #NHLStats
Watch now 🌎: https://www.nhl.com/smartlinks?handle=app-othercountries
Watch now 🌎: https://www.nhl.com/smartlinks?handle=app-othercountries
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13 shots on goal by the way is the fewest shots on goal the #SeaKraken have ever recorded in a game. 17 had been the low since year 1
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
13 shots on goal by the way is the fewest shots on goal the #SeaKraken have ever recorded in a game. 17 had been the low since year 1
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Working on a thing after listening to @alisonl.bsky.social on @soundofhockey.com - still needs some work but something I really want to track under Lane Lambert. #rstats #hockeystats #SeaKraken
data pulled from @moneypuck.bsky.social
data pulled from @moneypuck.bsky.social
September 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Working on a thing after listening to @alisonl.bsky.social on @soundofhockey.com - still needs some work but something I really want to track under Lane Lambert. #rstats #hockeystats #SeaKraken
data pulled from @moneypuck.bsky.social
data pulled from @moneypuck.bsky.social
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Xbox 360 consoles can now be hacked with just a USB key
Xbox 360 consoles can now be hacked with just a USB key
The BadUpdate exploit just needs a USB key
buff.ly
March 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Xbox 360 consoles can now be hacked with just a USB key
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I love how we’re at this point both the spoilers and the goon. I don’t think I can imagine the kraken being like this at all last season #SeaKraken
March 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I love how we’re at this point both the spoilers and the goon. I don’t think I can imagine the kraken being like this at all last season #SeaKraken
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By popular demand, here’s Darren Brown’s post-game Walk and Talk after a thrilling 5-4 #SeaKraken overtime win over the Canadiens.
March 13, 2025 at 6:45 AM
By popular demand, here’s Darren Brown’s post-game Walk and Talk after a thrilling 5-4 #SeaKraken overtime win over the Canadiens.
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Many people think Americans are stupid.
I have long tried to argue against this.
Americans (specifically the GOP) make this REALLY hard.
I have long tried to argue against this.
Americans (specifically the GOP) make this REALLY hard.
March 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Many people think Americans are stupid.
I have long tried to argue against this.
Americans (specifically the GOP) make this REALLY hard.
I have long tried to argue against this.
Americans (specifically the GOP) make this REALLY hard.
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A leader both on and off the ice.
Thank you Yanni for all of the work you put in to help build our franchise from day one with your work ethic and positive attitude. Wishing you and your family all the best in your return to Tampa Bay! 💙🩵
Thank you Yanni for all of the work you put in to help build our franchise from day one with your work ethic and positive attitude. Wishing you and your family all the best in your return to Tampa Bay! 💙🩵
March 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
A leader both on and off the ice.
Thank you Yanni for all of the work you put in to help build our franchise from day one with your work ethic and positive attitude. Wishing you and your family all the best in your return to Tampa Bay! 💙🩵
Thank you Yanni for all of the work you put in to help build our franchise from day one with your work ethic and positive attitude. Wishing you and your family all the best in your return to Tampa Bay! 💙🩵
I know it’s time to move on from this dumpster fire of a roster (in terms of results, NOT in terms of people).
But dammit, I am not ready to switch from “Yanni” to “Jani” just yet!
But dammit, I am not ready to switch from “Yanni” to “Jani” just yet!
March 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I know it’s time to move on from this dumpster fire of a roster (in terms of results, NOT in terms of people).
But dammit, I am not ready to switch from “Yanni” to “Jani” just yet!
But dammit, I am not ready to switch from “Yanni” to “Jani” just yet!
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i love tariffs...ta riff with my homies
November 27, 2024 at 5:26 AM
i love tariffs...ta riff with my homies
The Pitt is legit
March 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The Pitt is legit
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Read this.
“The bitter truth is we knew Trump was impetuous. We knew he loves to bully his allies more than enemies— witness how he relishes humiliating, say, GOP senators. And we knew he would act out the Ugly American shtick on the world stage. We elected him anyway.
Still, picking on … Canada?”
“The bitter truth is we knew Trump was impetuous. We knew he loves to bully his allies more than enemies— witness how he relishes humiliating, say, GOP senators. And we knew he would act out the Ugly American shtick on the world stage. We elected him anyway.
Still, picking on … Canada?”
There’s not much to say, Canada, except: Sorry
It’s hard to know what to say when an old friend breaks up with you. Especially when it’s your fault, writes columnist Danny Westneat.
www.seattletimes.com
February 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Read this.
“The bitter truth is we knew Trump was impetuous. We knew he loves to bully his allies more than enemies— witness how he relishes humiliating, say, GOP senators. And we knew he would act out the Ugly American shtick on the world stage. We elected him anyway.
Still, picking on … Canada?”
“The bitter truth is we knew Trump was impetuous. We knew he loves to bully his allies more than enemies— witness how he relishes humiliating, say, GOP senators. And we knew he would act out the Ugly American shtick on the world stage. We elected him anyway.
Still, picking on … Canada?”
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Nice start for Stezka. All seven shots on target denied. Tremendous support by the skaters in front of him as well - blocking shots and passes and maintaining excellent gaps when TBL nears the scoring areas. #SeaKraken
February 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Nice start for Stezka. All seven shots on target denied. Tremendous support by the skaters in front of him as well - blocking shots and passes and maintaining excellent gaps when TBL nears the scoring areas. #SeaKraken
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Seattle Kraken vs. the Florida Panthers coming up at 3pm Pacific. Game will air on KONG and Amazon Prime locally.
Here are some game notes:
Here are some game notes:
February 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Seattle Kraken vs. the Florida Panthers coming up at 3pm Pacific. Game will air on KONG and Amazon Prime locally.
Here are some game notes:
Here are some game notes:
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Jordan Eberle returns to #SeaKraken lineup tonight after a long journey returning from an injury not seen in hockey before. Hear from him, Jared McCann and Ron Francis on how the captain got back to game-ready and what it means to have him play:
bit.ly/EberleReturns
bit.ly/EberleReturns
February 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Jordan Eberle returns to #SeaKraken lineup tonight after a long journey returning from an injury not seen in hockey before. Hear from him, Jared McCann and Ron Francis on how the captain got back to game-ready and what it means to have him play:
bit.ly/EberleReturns
bit.ly/EberleReturns
If your podcast has three loud ass ads before I even hear your voice, you can fuck right off.
February 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
If your podcast has three loud ass ads before I even hear your voice, you can fuck right off.
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oh now they’re mad at deadnaming?
February 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
oh now they’re mad at deadnaming?
This is peak lawyering and I can bet you Scotten will have his pick of any partner role he wants by 9am Tuesday
“I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”
February 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This is peak lawyering and I can bet you Scotten will have his pick of any partner role he wants by 9am Tuesday
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Remember how angry you felt on 9/11? Now imagine it was Canadians who attacked you like that? That’s how we feel. It will never be the same.
February 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Remember how angry you felt on 9/11? Now imagine it was Canadians who attacked you like that? That’s how we feel. It will never be the same.
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If you decide to take a break from social media, don't announce it. Instead, make your last post something
interesting like, "Guys, there's the cutest family of black bears over there. I'm gonna go grab a photo. brb."
interesting like, "Guys, there's the cutest family of black bears over there. I'm gonna go grab a photo. brb."
February 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
If you decide to take a break from social media, don't announce it. Instead, make your last post something
interesting like, "Guys, there's the cutest family of black bears over there. I'm gonna go grab a photo. brb."
interesting like, "Guys, there's the cutest family of black bears over there. I'm gonna go grab a photo. brb."
I.. errr… I have some bad news for you…
#Seakraken!!!! MAYBE THIS WILL PROPEL US FOR A BETTER SECOND HALF!!!!
February 9, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I.. errr… I have some bad news for you…
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Weegar says Flames 'pissed that one away' after late collapse to Kraken https://nhlflames.com/article/62085
Weegar says Flames 'pissed that one away' after late collapse to Kraken
Calgary Flames defenseman MacKenzie Weegar acknowledged his club blew an opportunity to pick up a win on home ice Saturday night.Matty Beniers scored the overtime winner in a 3-2 victory for the Seatt...
nhlflames.com
February 9, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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