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Chris Krohn
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Retiree living it up at 7k ft. Married, dog guy exp. withdrawal, has a therapy cat.
Because they'll ask him "Why should we trust your testimony when you've lied under oath before?"
BILL: Because you were intruding into my sex life.
COMMITTEE: Well, that's what we're asking you about again today.
Ok, but for real, why is Donald Trump acting so weird about Clinton testifying under oath about the Epstein files?
February 6, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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Just randomly remembered that my middle school had two teachers (a married couple) with the last name Condon. "Middle school teacher" is absolutely the worst-case scenario for people named "Condon."
February 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
One of the biggest stories I've seen this morning. After two ICE deaths declared homicides, the federal government is no longer releasing victims' bodies to civilian MEs.
www.texastribune.org/2026/02/03/t...
ICE bypasses El Paso medical examiner for autopsy on migrant
ICE bypassed the county medical examiner in favor of a military facility for the autopsy of a Nicaraguan man and won’t release a ruling to the public.
www.texastribune.org
February 5, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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you have wonder if the problem was “world,” “facts,” or “books”
February 5, 2026 at 12:51 AM
When a mouthpiece says "These allegations are so ridiculous they don't even merit a response," this is an admission.
Oh yeah, the congresswoman should definitely sue and demand the full amount that a reporter was paid for this piece.

What kind of windfall would that be? Millions? Billions? Who can say.
February 5, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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Therapy is good and people should go
February 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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FINNEAS defends sister Billie Eilish amid online backlash over her anti-ICE comments at GRAMMYs:

“Seeing a lot of very powerful old white men outraged about what my 24 year old sister said during her acceptance speech. We can literally see your names in the Epstein files.”
February 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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So the “elected” President with his elected majority House and Senate says they have to takeover elections because Dems cheat. Make that argument make sense.
February 4, 2026 at 3:30 AM
<mashing the "Pissed Off" button>
The Trump era exposed how badly Congress erred over decades by granting the president emergency powers in certain situations while also making the president the one who decides when we’re in those situations.

ICE can’t mask except when ICE’s boss says it’s necessary? Repeating that same mistake.
"except in extraordinary and unusual circumstances" is a big enough loophole for a family of elephants to walk through. www.huffpost.com/entry/democr...
February 5, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Not hyperbole.
Quick round up:

- the government is covering up evidence the president is a pedophile
- he’s openly taking bribes from foreign governments
- his masked agents are shooting citizens in the streets
- the FBI is helping him steal the election
- he’s threatening war against multiple allies

👍👍👍
February 5, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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A thing that is funny about the moral grandstanding by Repubs re: Christopher Columbus is that nobody knew or cared about him 100 years ago. His "holiday" is barely 50 years old and was pushed through by Italian-American lobby groups in response to...anti-immigrant prejudice.
February 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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Alabama's maternal health stats are akin to those of Venezuela or Colombia. California's stats are closer to those of Sweden or The Netherlands. And this reflects sharply on quality of life.
Alabama has the worst maternal mortality in the United States at 60 deaths per 100K live births. For reference, California has 18 deaths per 100K live births.

But Dr. Oz thinks it’s “cool” that American citizens do not have access to good reproductive healthcare in the wealthiest nation in history.
Dr Oz: "Alabama has no OBGYNs in many of their counties, so they're doing something pretty cool. They're actually having robots do ultrasounds on these pregnant moms."
February 4, 2026 at 4:40 PM
This is a BFD.
February 4, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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Brilliant judging on display.
February 3, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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New — I spoke to eight people who were present at the ICE protest on Saturday in Portland, Oregon when federal agents deployed tear gas and rubber bullets into a crowd of families, children, elderly and disabled people, and their pets.

These are their stories:
What it's like to see ICE tear gas kids
Attendees at a Portland, OR protest describe a vicious, unprovoked and sudden attack
www.thehandbasket.co
February 3, 2026 at 1:25 AM
How to day you're going to tear it down without saying you're going to tear it down.
Q: Do you plan on tearing the Kennedy Center down and how much will all of the renovations cost?

TRUMP: Probably around $200 million. I'm not ripping it down. I'll be using the steel. So we're using the structure. We're using some of the marble.
February 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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in general it is very strange for anyone — even gutter racists — to imagine the mediterranean world as somehow looking like northern europe.
The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.
Elon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey casting
Lupita Nyong’o is reportedly set to play Helen of Troy in Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of Homer’s epic poem
www.independent.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 4:04 PM
As a subscriber and a protester, this concerns me.
February 2, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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“This ought to be the final nail in the coffin of congressional Republicans’ breathless efforts to gin up impeachment charges against a judge whose only actual sin, as it turns out, was to decline to roll over when the government defied one of his orders, and then lied about it.”

Me @ “One First”:
207. The Justice Department Beclowns Itself (Again)
The denouement of DOJ's misconduct complaint against Chief Judge Boasberg provides useful lessons relating to both the Department's continuing misbehavior and the emptiness of calls for impeachment.
www.stevevladeck.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:31 PM
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this would be like if at the height of the invasion of Gondor, Mordor had voted overwhelmingly for Aragorn
The largest GOP county in the US, Tarrant Co, TX, suddenly turns blue. And it isn't even close.
February 1, 2026 at 10:42 PM