Chris Kalohn
@chriskalohn.bsky.social
Sr. Digital Producer and CFB Lead for ESPN | Still waiting to read Connor Stalions manifesto
Michigan is such an incredibly poorly coached team.
November 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Michigan is such an incredibly poorly coached team.
Semaj Morgan should not be a WR
October 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Semaj Morgan should not be a WR
Back when I worked for the Pistons in the early 2000s, I asked a longtime vet if he ever forgot which city he was in when he woke up. Said all the time. His trick was to check the menus in the hotel room.
October 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Back when I worked for the Pistons in the early 2000s, I asked a longtime vet if he ever forgot which city he was in when he woke up. Said all the time. His trick was to check the menus in the hotel room.
Indiana might beat Penn State by 40
October 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Indiana might beat Penn State by 40
Seal Team Thicc
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
October 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Seal Team Thicc
Wasn’t even a fluke loss. Penn State got throughly outplayed from start to finish.
the more I think about it, the more I think Penn State losing to a team that literally had not led in any game against any opponent at any point in time all season, and had an OC calling his first-ever game, and a DC hired from another school mid-season, is the worst loss of all time
One of the worst losses of all time
PLUS! Bill Belichick got embarrassed again, and the surprisingly chill punishment for bringing your entire football team onto the field during a play.
rodgersherman.substack.com
October 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Wasn’t even a fluke loss. Penn State got throughly outplayed from start to finish.
Its the happy little Eurostep after shoving that dude into next week that does it for me.
September 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Its the happy little Eurostep after shoving that dude into next week that does it for me.
Caleb Williams whole QB philosophy seems to boil down to “I’m gonna try some shit”
September 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Caleb Williams whole QB philosophy seems to boil down to “I’m gonna try some shit”
Negativity Wagon is my daily driver
Sent to the OG Sports Phone. NC State fans understand the assignment.
September 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Negativity Wagon is my daily driver
Reposted by Chris Kalohn
UNC fans leaving the game early like
September 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
UNC fans leaving the game early like
That's an insane overturned called vs. LSU
August 31, 2025 at 2:14 AM
That's an insane overturned called vs. LSU
I haven’t cut my hair in 370 some days but mostly because I just haven’t felt like it.
Frank Ilett announced in October he wouldn't trim his hair until Manchester United won five matches in a row.
More than 300 days later, he's still waiting.
More than 300 days later, he's still waiting.
He hasn't cut his hair in 323 days. His favorite sports team is to blame.
Frank Ilett announced in October he wouldn't trim his locks until Manchester United won five matches in a row. He's still waiting.
nbcnews.to
August 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I haven’t cut my hair in 370 some days but mostly because I just haven’t felt like it.
Took me 40+ years on this earth and giant Pop Tarts that yearn for death by toaster to finally learn what Cats is about.
I just realized that the Pop Tarts Bowl is basically the musical Cats. A series of characters in crazy outfits are introduced, all of whom are vying to be the "lucky" one chosen to die.
August 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Took me 40+ years on this earth and giant Pop Tarts that yearn for death by toaster to finally learn what Cats is about.
Why are these turtles worth $1600/each? Are they of the ninja genus?
A man in Brooklyn pleaded guilty on Monday to attempting to export around 850 turtles, worth about $1.4 million, by wrapping them in socks or diapers and labeling them “plastic animal toys,” the authorities said. The man was caught after an undercover agent coordinated a sale with him on Facebook.
Man Who Tried to Export 850 Turtles Hidden in Socks Pleads Guilty
The man was caught after an undercover agent of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service coordinated a sale with him on Facebook, the authorities said.
nyti.ms
August 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Why are these turtles worth $1600/each? Are they of the ninja genus?
Man the end of episode 9 of Death Stranding 2 is something else.
July 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Man the end of episode 9 of Death Stranding 2 is something else.
Lions defense already in midseason form.
Lions DT Levi Onwuzurike has undergone surgery for a torn ACL and is out for the year, Dan Campbell says.
@coltonpouncy.bsky.social has more updates from Detroit training camp.
@coltonpouncy.bsky.social has more updates from Detroit training camp.
July 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Lions defense already in midseason form.
Love this lady the most from this. She knows the mess, loves the mess because it’s not her mess, and is just delighted in all the tea she’ll have to share from this.
We are kindred spirits.
We are kindred spirits.
July 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Love this lady the most from this. She knows the mess, loves the mess because it’s not her mess, and is just delighted in all the tea she’ll have to share from this.
We are kindred spirits.
We are kindred spirits.
The TV production nerd in me is geeking out at the changes they’ve made to Bachelor In Paradise. Don’t know what they are shooting with but it looks amazing. Solid refresh so far.
July 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The TV production nerd in me is geeking out at the changes they’ve made to Bachelor In Paradise. Don’t know what they are shooting with but it looks amazing. Solid refresh so far.
Can’t stop watching Portnoy getting CLOCKED by a slice of pizza. It’s incredible.
June 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Can’t stop watching Portnoy getting CLOCKED by a slice of pizza. It’s incredible.
Oh that’s an Achilles for Halliburton. Can see it pop. Brutal.
June 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Oh that’s an Achilles for Halliburton. Can see it pop. Brutal.