Chris Kalohn
@chriskalohn.bsky.social
Sr. Digital Producer and CFB Lead for ESPN | Still waiting to read Connor Stalions manifesto
50% of a footlong meal deal when you order your drink with no ice
November 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
50% of a footlong meal deal when you order your drink with no ice
Was lucky to see that in person. TV doesn’t do it justice. Was crazy to watch the others go, then Aly went and it’s like damn…clear level better than everyone else. Higher, faster, just more.
And then Simone went right after, and that was a whole different level.
And then Simone went right after, and that was a whole different level.
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Was lucky to see that in person. TV doesn’t do it justice. Was crazy to watch the others go, then Aly went and it’s like damn…clear level better than everyone else. Higher, faster, just more.
And then Simone went right after, and that was a whole different level.
And then Simone went right after, and that was a whole different level.
This is some of your best work
November 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This is some of your best work
Gonna move to the same place with all the people that said they were going to stop watching the NFL.
November 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Gonna move to the same place with all the people that said they were going to stop watching the NFL.
I blame the blue on blue uniforms
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I blame the blue on blue uniforms
The Raiola vibes are increasing. I do not like it.
November 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The Raiola vibes are increasing. I do not like it.
Gonna help him by preordering the U-Haul and some cardboard boxes.
October 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Gonna help him by preordering the U-Haul and some cardboard boxes.
Just walking around the house Friday night before the game “nah man, fuck this…”
October 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Just walking around the house Friday night before the game “nah man, fuck this…”
Hey man, moving is a pain in the ass
October 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Hey man, moving is a pain in the ass
Reminds of the Brady Hoke years. Heaps of unfixable incompetence.
October 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Reminds of the Brady Hoke years. Heaps of unfixable incompetence.
Excited to see us over think it per usual.
October 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Excited to see us over think it per usual.
Every play is an opportunity to block someone
September 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Every play is an opportunity to block someone
Fran, a man of the people.
September 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Fran, a man of the people.
Dabo prayed for help at the half, and god delivered.
Unfortunately, Dabo did not specify what kind of help.
Unfortunately, Dabo did not specify what kind of help.
September 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Dabo prayed for help at the half, and god delivered.
Unfortunately, Dabo did not specify what kind of help.
Unfortunately, Dabo did not specify what kind of help.